Since no one's suggesting anything...
Anti: You know what *crumples up script and tosses it to the side* I've about had it with this. I'm not even getting paid. *points up to sniper in the upper balconies* SEE?! We're all being held here against our will!!!!
Authoress #1 g: *sweatdrop* Umm, ignore her *slaps duct tape over her mouth*
Anti: Muffle muffle *BEEP* muffle!
Chibi: Erg...Disclaimer? We don't own ff7 nor Pixy Stix. *thinks about it and beginnings to daydream* Mmm...Pixy Stix...
Anti: *whacks her over the head with the mic*
Chibi *like nothing had happened*: Okay well our next match is Rinoa virus Tifa, Aeris, and Yuna.
Rinoa: *looks up from where she was filing her nails* Huh? I don't get it...
Anti *shakes head*: muffle muffle
Chibi: Translation-You wouldn't...Anyway, let's get this over with as quickly as possible so then I can get a refill! I'm all out of coffee!!!! *cries*
Anti: ...
Tifa: Why, oh why, did I have to take this job?
Aeris: Because you couldn't afford minimum wage?
Tifa: Hmm...Yeah, guess that's it.
Rinoa: Hey, like, what're we all doing here?
Yuna: To face each other in a duel.
Tifa: Duel?! What is this Yu-Gi-Oh!?! If I have to fight one little twerp of a monster I am so out of here!
Aeris: *mumbling* Poor sport...
Tifa: Shut up! It's not like you can do any better. Oh, but wait, you die half way through the game so you don't know anything do you?!
Aeris: Know what? That you're a total airhead?!
Tifa: At least I'm not a slut like that girl over there!!!
Rinoa: Actually...Yeah, yeah I'll, like, agree to that.
Aeris: Good point...
Yuna: Umm, should we not fight at this time?
Aeris *raising an eyebrow*: And I thought I was the proper one...
Tifa: If it's one thing I can't stand it's proper people who think their better than everyone else! *begins to throw a punch at her*
Yuna: But I don't think that...*out of shock, she summons something...Something VILE, something HORRIBLE...!*
Pikachu: Pika?
Tifa: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs as fast as she can out of the stadium*
Audience, Anti, Chibi, Aeris, Yuna, and both Authoresses: *GIGANTIC, HUMONGOUS SWEATDROP!*
Aeris: I wonder what that was all about...
Rinoa: Aw, isn't it, like, cute? *huggles pikachu. In anger, Pikachu does an electric attack, frying Rinoa until she was crispy-crunchy-golden-brown.*
Aeris: Alright, so now I have to face you, is that correct?
Yuna: Yes it is!
Aeris: Okay, you can go first.
Yuna: Okay! I'll summon Holy!!!!
Aeris: Holy? Hmm...*grins menacingly* Okay how about Lifestream!
Yuna: What's that?
Aeris: You'll see...
*When both attacks are called forth, Holy comes swooping through like a blue wave, where lifestream just takes it sweet time. When they both face each other, Holy barks like...a dog? Wait a sec...Okay, I'm as confused as you are at this point so I'll just finish this up. Anyway, so Holy barks like a dog when suddenly Lifestream forms into a dragon and roars, engulfing Holy and a second later burping loudly.*
Yuna *backing away*: Okay I will just be leaving now...*screams and drops staff as she runs out the entrance.*
Anti: muffle muffle!!!!! *rips duct tape off* OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi: Alrighty then... Aeris wins! Well, that concludes this episode, and PLEASE REVIEW!!!! If you don't the Authoresses are going to take my espresso away, and who knows what I'll do then!!!
Anti: She's got a point there, folks. She'll go on a mad coffee spree and replace it with PIXY STIX!!!! NO! It took us long enough to get you hook on coffee and away from the evilness of sugar!
Chibi: Yeah well...*rips open a tube of pixy stix and downs it in five seconds flat*
Anti: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *suddenly stops, folding hands neatly in front of her* But please review first. *returns back into normal mode and runs out screaming with everyone else as Chibi begins her rampage of trashing stuff.*
