Twilight belongs to SM not me
On my way to Jacob's house I replay everything that happened tonight from me shouting to Jasper agreeing to meet me for coffee, god how did I get so lucky. I was so caught up in thought that I didn't even know I was pulling into Jake's driveway with Blue Bell cookie dough ice cream in one hand and Mean Girls in the other. When I get to the door I just walk in like I own the place I just hope I don't walk into Jake jacking off, it was bad enough the first no need to relive that moment. I think with a shudder of disgust.
" Jake get your ass down here I have ice cream and mean bitches," I call out. I hear Jake's footsteps run down his stairs and he appears in front of me with puffy red eyes. "Bella! Hand over the ice cream pig-whore!"
"I wish I was a whore, then I'd at least get some," I say laughing. " So how did that bastard break up with you? Do I have to kill?" I ask making my way to the couch in front of his sexy, sleek flat screen t.v. It's much better than my old boxy one from 2004.
" He did it over an email, an email for fuck sakes I mean like seriously." He says loudly.
" He did not," I say astonished that someone would really do that.
" Oh he did that cock sucking bastard" Jake replies angrily.
" Hey look who's talking you suck cocks like it's the new black," I say to lighten the mood a little. It worked because the next thing I know I'm on the floor and Jake's on top of me laughing so hard he look like he's about to piss himself. " Okay, okay enough with heavy let's get on with the mean bitches, cock sucker."
About one movie and a gallon of ice cream later its midnight and I say "well I have to go I am going for coffee with Jasper and all so I ..." I was about to finish but Jake interrupted me by going " Wait you mean Mr. Sexy Jasper Whitlock the principal at the school you work at ,the one you have been gaga for. It's about time you got your hands on that nice piece of ass,"
"Yes that Jasper," I reply, but Jake's not done he's all like " OH MY GOD YOU JUST THOUGHT TO BRING THIS UP TELL ME EVERYTHING" So like the great person I am I tell him everything from him coming into my classroom to after Jake called me.
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