A/N Sorry everyone I didn't get to before
Dakota: MORE!
Everyone: -_-'
Dakota: Okay, lets get done fast! First! Invader NAV
Because I didn't get to her last time!
*runs in* I AM NAV! I am a human, don't worry. DIB: DIB! *higs, kisses on cheek* you are my favorite character! And your head ZIM: t/d if truth, ask him why he talks in 3rd person. If dare, HE HAS TO BE KEEF: YOU ARE A PSYCHO STALKER! T/d if truth, why are you so happy. If dare, TAK: you're pretty cool, for alien scum. Oh, forgot to mention. I'm with the GIR: t/d if truth, why are you SO cute! If dare, dance to Mr. Wonderful! RED: *jump kicks* you don't get to choose! Go walk in the rain! Do not invoke PURPLE: t/d, truth, do you like the color purple? Dare, kick RED in the shin! PROF MEMBRANE: *glares daggers, flames pulsate around body* you ungrateful, GAZ: t/d, truth, have you ever threatened your gameslave when you lost a BYE PEOPLES! Cya Computer! MIMI!*dissappears in an eruption of purple flames*
is NOT big! I wish people would stop saying that. As you can tell, I am a
fangirl of you! *gives cookie* t/d, if truth, why are you so cute? *blushes*
if dare, he gets to throw a waterballoon at RED!
NICE TO DIB!
he has to jump in acid.
Swollen Eyeball, I don't like aliens.
my unholy wrath! *floats in the air with purple flames at feet*
selfish, neglectful, horrible, pompus ASSUMING BASTARD! I HATE YOU! HOW DARE
YOU TREAT YOUR CHILDREN THE WAY YOU DO! DIB is NOT crazy, he's a genius! But
your too blind to see that. You don't get to choose, go be locked in a room
with Johnny the homicidal maniac. *smiles* keep it T.
level? Dare, ... Give GIR a hug.
Dakota: LLLOOONNNGGG…And actually they don't get a say in it so Dib tell us "why you're so cute" and you can take down one of the Irken Armada Leaders!
Dib: Natural, I guess. And thanks for the cookie –eats cookie-
Dakota: Good. Here ya go –hands Dib a water balloon- Have fun!
-throws water balloon at Red-
Red: AAAHHH! IT BURNS!
Dakota: Zim you know what to do.
Zim: Because I am awesome and no.
Keef: Cause I am! –Jumps in acid- :-D
Tak:*****
Dib: OOO! Tak CURSED!
Dakota: You know what happens to potty-mouths, right?
THEY GO IN THE POTTY! –dumps Tak in the potty-
Tak: AHHHHHH! IT BURNS! –dies-
GIR: Cause I like to do THIS! –dances to Mr. Wonderful-
Red: I hate you.
Tamim: I GOT AN IDEA! LET'S HAVE INVADER NAV BE THE TORTURER AROUND HERE! In your next review, tell us, k?
Purple: I love the color Purple as much as I love this! -drop kicks red in face, blast him with a laser and kicks him in the shin while he's down-
P.M.: Who's –
Dakota: You'll find out soon enough. –shoves P.M. in dark torture chamber-
P.M.: Oh, hi there little boy. What are you doing –girly shriek-
Gaz: One time when it died as I was about to kill the boss.
Tamim: More to Come! RoboticMasterMind is next!
(runs in and tackles keef, then starts ripping him to shreds) DIE YOU stupid PROF. MEMBRANE: Do you think I'm a disease or freak? (if he says yes, or I'll TALLEST: I WORSHIP YOU AND I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! (Throws a bucket of water on DIB: Where is the rest of your body? I can't see it with your head in the way. Make Zim and Gaz kiss! Ties Tallest up and beats them for 10 minutes, then gives them donuts (laughs insanely then flies away somewhere)
freak! NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
cure you. I get to shoot him with a high voltage rail gun, grins evilly)
them, with a straight face)sorry I show my affection by torturing!
afterward.
Dakota: …wow…
Everyone: YOU ARE A ***** YOU ****-******* ************* *******!
Dakota: I'll let it slide this time…ONE MORE DARE TODAY FROM...
Tacos are the BEST!
*falls out from sky* Force Tak to say "ZIM IS A BETTER INVADER AND I"M AN IDIOT FOR NOT SAYING IT"
Out loud on tape so I can show everyone *evil laugh* I"M NORMAL! *poofs away*
Tak: Your on my kill list
Dakota: wait how did you-
Tamim: Me again.
Dakota: OK. Now say it and I MIGHT not throw you in the potty…
Tak: Fine… ZIM IS A BETTER INVADER AND I"M AN IDIOT FOR NOT SAYING IT
Dakota: Good now GET IN THE POTTY!
Tak: But -gurgle-
Dakota: Yeah, I'm cruel, but she was asking for that when she just copy-pasted the quote.
Zim: Remind me not to mess with you…
Dakota: Good Idea
If you don't wanna end up like Tak, REVIEW!
