A/N: I was debating on using this for Donnie or Mikey, but I have other plans for Donnie so this song goes out to Mikey. It kinda plays on his insecurities so a slight tear jerker.

Song parody of "Angel with a Shotgun" by The Cab

"Turtle with the Nun-chucks"

(I'm the turtle with the nun-chucks, nun-chucks, nun-chucks,
The turtle with the nun-chucks, nun-chucks, nun-chucks..)

Get your weapons, let's have some fun,
Am I a boy, or a monster?
Go out and fight, hope I don't die,
So we can celebrate after.

No matter what we're in this war,
I don't know what I signed up for.
I'm scared because I don't know what's in store,
but if a fighter's what you need, a ninja I will be.

I'm the turtle with the nun-chucks,
getting by on dumb-luck,
I guess that running is my best attack.
I'm great at playing ninja, but, this is not a game.
Wishing I could really laugh again…
..can't I, be the hero, just one time? Tonight.

Sometimes to fight, you've got to hide
your fear with lame jokes and laughter
..and sing a song, to move along.
Yeah, they still think I'm a dreamer.

No matter what we're in this war,
I don't know what I signed up for.
I'm scared because I don't know what's in store?
But if a fighter's what you need, a ninja I will be.

I'm the turtle with the nun-chucks,
getting by on dumb-luck,
I guess that running is my best attack.
I'm great at playing ninja, but, this is not a game.
Wishing I could really laugh again…
..can't I, be the hero, just one time? Tonight.

ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa

I'm the turtle with the nun-chucks,
getting by on dumb-luck,
I guess that running is my best attack.

I'm the turtle with the nun-chucks,
getting by on dumb-luck,
I guess that running is my best attack.
I'm great at playing ninja, but, this is not a game.
Wishing I could really laugh again…
(I'm the turtle with the nun-chucks)
..can't I, be the hero, just one time? Tonight.
(Be the hero just tonight)

...and I'm gonna hide, hide, hide my fear tonight.

No matter what we're in this war,
I don't know what I signed up for.
I'm scared because I don't know what's in store?
But if a fighter's what you need, a ninja I will be.