Hello my darling readers! I know Valentine's Day was like, two weeks ago or something, but I wrote this, and just didn't get around to posting it until now. REVIEW! PLEASE! And once again, if there's a character you like a lot, tell me who! Or your favorite parts! OR if you have some sort of suggestion for something you want them to do in the next fic or something, tell me, and I'll run it by my muses (The rest of the TFCC). Thanks for reading!


The Adventures of Those Four Crazy Chicks

The Super Special Somewhat Musical Valentines Day of DOOM


Ariel cackled evilly.

Brandi gnawed on a cookie.

Samantha stroked the Burger King's mask. (She'd kept it as a souvenir.)

Morgan pulled out random pieces of candy.

Konan made paper heart origami.

It is probably at this point that you are asking yourself, 'why do I need to know this? What could they possibly be planning that I need to have such insight?'

I shall tell you, my fellow insane friends.

Because right now, it is Valentine's Day, a day revered by all woman of the Earth. And the TFCC (Plus Konan) were awaiting their unofficial fifth member, so that the festivities might truly begin.

Just then, the sound of a knock on the front door greeted them, and all jumped up from their places.

Konan answered the door, and there stood Stephanie, her arms out in front, spread wide. "Ariel!"

Ariel emerged from the kitchen, running toward Stephanie. "Steph!"

Stephanie also began running. "Ariel!"

"Steph!"

"Ariel!"

"Steph!"

"Ariel!"

"Steph!"

"Ariel!"

"Steph!"

"Why are they running in slow motion?" Brandi asked, nibbling her lower lip thoughtfully. Ariel and Stephanie had been 'running' towards each other for the past five minutes, and were still about ten feet apart. "Have they been watching Matrix?"

Morgan sighed. "No, they're just weird like that. I think Gai's been getting to their heads latel-…where did the field of flowers come from?"

Brandi squealed. "It is the youthful flowers of angst and love!" That being said, she jumped forward to prance amongst the flowers that had magically taken over the living room in just that one area.

Konan frowned, stepping between Morgan and Samantha. "How can flowers be angst-y? They don't look sad to me…it's all bright and colorful over there."

Samantha, who stood on Konan's other side, stroked her chin. "You know, I never thought of that…the name was just a given…oh look! They finally reached each other!"

"Stephanie!"

"Ariel!"

The two, slightly sobbing females were now clasped in a fierce hug, proclaiming their never ending friendship to each other as they did so. A rainbow appeared over their heads, a leprechaun sliding down into a pot of gold as flowers sprouted at their feet. Sparkles of Innocence and Youthful Flowers of Angst and Love spun through the air in a never ending fest of (YOUTHFUL!) love, and Brandi twirled about around them, singing:

"I feel pretty!

"Oh so pretty!

"I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

Konan, Morgan, and Samantha all simultaneously twitched.

"That might just be, the most horrifying thing, I have ever seen. In. My. Life." Samantha shuddered, as though to emphasize her statement.

"Okay!" Ariel and Stephanie seemed to snap out of whatever friendly little moment they were having, and the former then approached the group with the latter, leaving poor little Brandi to mourn the sudden disappearance of her new friend--Rainbow Sliding Leprechaun Man--who went away with the flowers and sparkles and rainbow. "Now that we're all here, let's get to work!"

So, all six of the females made their way to the kitchen. As they prepared the ingredients that they would be using to make--you guessed it--chocolate, Stephanie suddenly stopped, rounding on the other five. "Hey, wait a second, where are all the boys?"

"Well," Konan began, "Kisame's off at Sea World--"

"Apparently he's having an affair with one of their sting rays," Ariel interrupted.

"--Zetsu's wandering through Africa somewhere--"

"He's on a romantic getaway with a nice little apple tree he met last week, it would seem," Morgan butted in.

"--Kakuzu's in a field somewhere in Ohio, being paid to act as a scarecrow--"

"Not that he didn't bring along his lover, a blow-up doll from The Wizard of Oz of Scarecrow," Samantha added.

"--and the other six are all out running errands," she finished.

"Yep, completely unaware of what surprise we have in store for them," Brandi giggled.

"Huh," Stephanie 'huh-ed', "what kind of errands are they running?"

The five grinned mischievously at each other. "Oh, just little things here and there…"


(Miles Away…)


"Don't touch that!"

"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!"

"Hidan! Don't talk like that in front of the children, un!"

"YOU try not cursing when there's a fuckin' five year old putting wadded gum in YOUR hair! Ouch! Why you little bitch!"

"Hidan-san! No! She's a good girl! Just like Tobit is a GOOD BOY!"

"Uchiha! Get over here and help us with these kids!"

"Uchiha do not play with children."

"No, they just let fuckin' preschoolers braid their damn hair, right? Jashin, you're a pansy, fuckin' hypocrite."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Tobi is still a good boy!"

"SHUT UP, UN!"


(Back With The Girls…)


Stephanie observed the girls' looks of sadistic pleasure, and shook her head. "I should fear for their lives, shouldn't I?"

"Maybe…"

"Anyway!" Samantha picked up an egg, brandishing it high in the air. "Let's make that chocolate!"


(Ten Disastrous Attempts At Cooking Later…)


The six females huddled behind the upturned table, cocoa, eggs, milk, and various other ingredients splattered upon every visible surface of the kitchen. Cautiously, they peeked over at the mass of…well, they weren't really sure quite what it really was…that seemed to be moving on the far counter.

"Konan," Brandi whispered urgently, "I think it's alive."

Ariel narrowed her eyes at the being, her hand sparking small bits of electricity dangerously. "Let's kill it."

The others nodded in agreement.


(About Fifteen Minutes Later…)


The six girls stood, triumphant, in a clean kitchen and with only a single black char mark on the floor where the once living mass of chocolate-that-wasn't-really-chocolate had been. As for the reason why it's clean? Simple, apparently Stephanie had some abilities over soap and water that no one had previously taken into account…

"Okay," Morgan began, holding her hands out to the table, Snickers, Hersheys, the Milky's of the Ways, and several Reese's peanut butter cups flowing from her sleeves into a large pile, "why don't we just melt these down and put them in molds?"

The girls looked at one another. "Agreed."


(Hours Later…)


When Tobi, Pein, Deidara, Itachi, and Hidan arrived home, they were in for the shock of their lives.

Pein's body stiffened, and he collapsed against the wall.

Deidara began rocking back and forth, cradling himself and whispering false securities.

Hidan convulsed on the floor, gripping his rosary as he prayed to his god.

Itachi's Sharingan whirled dangerously.

Tobi…well, Tobi was Tobi. He was overjoyed.

"Yay!" Tobi squealed. "It's so pretty!"

"It's fucking pink!" Hidan snarled from the floor. "Everything's fucking pink and red and white! What the fuck man?!"

"You mean you don't like the decorations?"

The four men spun to face the six girls, who now stood in the doorway of the kitchen.

"YOU!" Hidan snarled, hopping up to stand once more. "Stephie-bitch! What the hell are you doing here?!"

Said accused female regarded Hidan impassively, before launching herself onto him so they toppled to the floor, where she began stabbing him repeatedly with a sharp kitchen utensil.

The others watched in morbid fascination as she stood, wiping the blood off on a nearby couch cushion, and pressed a foot onto his abused chest. "I think that should remind you of several of the reasons you should be happy for my presence."

A groan of pain-pleasure was all that could be heard as a response.

"Damn, that's kinky, un," Deidara spoke.

"Noooo!!" Ariel cried, latching onto Stephanie tightly. "What happened to the innocent little Stephie I know and love? I mean, this one's cool and badass and all, but stiiiiillll!" She sniffled.

"Ariel, stop whining," Morgan chastised. "You're starting to sound like Brandi."

"I resent that!" Brandi and Ariel spoke at the same time.

"Shut up." Samantha went to the kitchen for a moment, returning shortly after with several packages in red and pink. "Okay, give these to your respective males."

The girls each took their package, before shyly giving them to the object of their affections. The boys, afraid what might happen if they didn't open them, unwrapped the gifts to find various bits of chocolate in odd shapes.

Sasori's looked like puppets.

Deidara's were bomb shaped.

Tobi's looked like miniature imitations of his mask.

Pein's appeared to be replicas of his various piercings in chocolate form.

But Itachi's was by far the most interesting.

"Foolish little Sasuke," Itachi murmured, holding up a bit of chocolate that appeared to be in the shape of a chicken.

The men began eating, pausing after the first bite. "This tastes…interesting, un."

"…did you all put something in this?" Sasori asked, licking his lips contemplatively. "It seems as though all my favorite candy bars have been meshed together into one, oddly tasting, yet not quite unpleasant piece of chocolate."

The girls' eyes shifted nervously. "Noooo."

He looked at them curiously for a moment, then shrugged it off and continued eating the different-but-still-somewhat-pleasing candy.

"So, Konan," Pein asked as he ate another piece, "what's this for? Special occasion?"

The men froze as the temperature in the room dropped several degrees, and a dark cloud suddenly seemed to hang over everything. "You mean…you don't know?"

Pein gulped. "Know what?"

The six girls clenched their fists. "You mean to tell us you all forgot what day it is?!"

Pein shivered. "Forgot what day is what?"

This only angered the females more, and their eyes narrowed.

"This. Means. War," Ariel bit out. Sasori cringed.

Stephanie calmly took a long paddle, slapping it against her hand menacingly. Hidan--who'd managed to get off the floor after a few minutes--sank into the couch cushions warily.

Morgan reached into the innermost area of her shirt sleeve, and pulled out Jack Sparrow's Rum, taking a swig before smashing it against the nearby wall--leaving her with jagged bits of glass attached to the neck. Tobi quaked in his mask.

Samantha narrowed her eyes, random fang popping over her bottom lip as the Flames of Hell gathered about her feet. Itachi, for the first time ever, feared for his life.

Konan built and crushed origami statues of Pein in rapid succession. Pein gulped.

In a flash, all six had disappeared upstairs, whereto exactly, none of them knew--and none of them really wanted to know, either.

"Hey, guys, un," Deidara stated, looking at the calendar on the nearby wall. "I think I know why they're so upset, un."

Sasori walked over to look, then groaned, banging his head on the wall.

"What the hell is it?" Hidan demanded.

"February fourteenth, un," Deidara replied, turning to the Jashinist, "Valentine's Day."

Hidan paled considerably. "Fuck."


(Upstairs With The Girls…)


"Who's room are we going to plan in?" Samantha asked when each girl stood uncertainly in the middle of the hallway. Everyone looked at each other for a second, then Brandi broke the silence.

"Oh, oh me!" she cried. "Let's do it in my room!"

The girls shrugged, and decided to go along with it. They regretted this decision, however, when they were all crammed on the bed, trying to avoid the floor.

"Gods, Brandi, it's like the seventh level of hell passed through here or something," Morgan cautiously peeked over the edge of the bed. "How long has it been since you've actually seen your floor?"

Brandi shrugged. "Two months?"

Samantha raised an eyebrow at her. "Brandi, we haven't been living here for two months. We've only been here since Christmas!"

"Hey Brandi," Ariel asked, poking a rancid T-shirt that had seen better days. "If I look under this, will I find the missing link between man and ape?"

Brandi shrugged again. "Maybe."

As though to accent her point, the shirt sprouted legs from seemingly nowhere, and ran over to hide beneath Deidara's bed against the far wall.

"…let's just figure this out so we can leave as soon as possible."

The others all nodded.


(An Hour Later…)


The boys all sighed wearily, depressed.

"They've been up there for an hour, un," Deidara broke the silence. "When do you think they'll come down?"

In answer to his question, all six girls traversed the stairs, until each one stood in front of their respective other half. They didn't have time to say anything, however, before said girls had, well, knocked them out cold.


(A Bit Later…)


As the six males came to, they all noticed that they were hanging suspended in midair, with a large television screen in front of them.

"Where are we, Leader-sama?" Sasori asked Pein.

Pein shook his head. "Not sure. I didn't think we had a room like this in the house."

Before anyone else could speak, the TV crackled into life. There, stood the silhouettes of six females, completely shrouded in black.

"Hello boys," one of them said. "We want to play a game."

They gulped.

"Below you is a vat of living Care Bears," another spoke. "And in just a moment an audio recording of Uchihacest will be playing over the nearby sound system. You have thirty seconds to answer the five questions about your respective partner correctly as they appear on the screen, before you are dropped into he vat with the Bears--where they will proceed to rape you in every sense of the word. Are you ready?"

"NO!"

"Wonderful, let the games begin."


(Thirty Seconds Later…)


All six men dropped.

That's right.

ALL SIX.

Those idiots didn't know a thing about their girlfriends!

Well, now they would pay…


(Pein's Experience…)


Pein huddled in the corner of the vat, holding one shaky hand out. "P-please," he stuttered, "please, n-no…"

"Don't worry," one of the brightly colored bears insisted. "I'm sure we're going to be best friends…"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


(Sasori's Experience…)


"Hello there!" Sasori cringed at the high pitched, all too sweet voice.

"I heard you make puppets!" another said.

"Oh! Do you know Pinnochio?" a pink one asked, clinging to his leg.

The others all gasped, then glomped Sasori. "Pinnochio!" They cried. "Pinnochio, Pinnochio, Pinnochio!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


(Hidan's Experience…)


"Okay, now back away, you heathen mother fuckers…"

"But Hidan-san," one of the bears insisted, "we just want to be your friends!"

"Sure you do," the Jashinist replied, "and from there I'll be your buddy, then your best friend, and then you'll all go and rape my unsuspecting ass! Well I'm not fucking falling for it bitch bears!"

One of them gasped. "He's onto us!"

"Get him!"

And so the bears all attacked Hidan, who fought valiantly in his attempts not to be raped by several hundred talking stuffed bears, but in the end was overpowered by sheer numbers alone.

A moment of silence for Hidan's ass' lost virginity, please.

Thank you, continue with the story now.


(Tobi's Experience…)


"Hello there! Tobi is a good boy! Do you like chocolate? Tobi does! Morgie-pyon gave Tobi chocolate! And she let Tobi snort Nesquik last week, even though she said that I was being a bad boy. But then she chained Tobi up for a while, and Tobi was a good boy again! Do you think Tobi is a good boy?!"

The Care Bears huddled in the farthest corner of the vat, trembling. "St-stay away from us you Nesquik snorting freak!"

Tobi shrugged, then proceeded to dance around the vat, singing a made up tune all his own.

Because, as we all know, Tobi is a good boy.


(Itachi's Experience…)


Itachi glared at the bears, which stood around him in a circle, smiling with their beady little eyes and brightly colored fluff. He'd managed to keep them at bay with his Sharingan for now, but who knew how long that would last.

"Well well, if it isn't Itachi Uchiha."

Itachi turned around to face the bear that had spoken.

"Funshine Bear," he whispered, "we meet again."

The bear grinned demonically. "Indeed."


(Deidara's Experience…)


Deidara clung to the walls, kicking and biting all the bears that launched themselves at him.

"I rape because I care!" one cried, groping his ass.

"UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


(With The Girls…)


Six females grinned at the monitors on the wall in the room they were observing from. This was by far one of the best ideas they'd ever had.

Besides, it's not like they could retaliate, right?


(With The Boys (After The Experience)…)


"We must retaliate."

Five thoroughly mind (And some bodily!) fucked males looked up at the Uchiha like he was crazy.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Hidan groaned, massaging his sore ass.

"We can not let them get away with this. It was an insult to our manly pride."

This statement made the other five curious as to what exactly might have happened between the Uchiha and Funshine Bear, but they didn't ask, as the Uchiha still refused to speak of the incident.

"How do you propose we do it, un?"

Itachi gave what could have been a grin, but was slightly bloodthirsty. His Sharingan whirled. "Simple, you insult the gender, and you insult them all by default."

"So, you mean…?"

"Yes, men. I think you all know exactly what I mean."

Hidan groaned once more. "Shit."


(In The Kitchen With The Females…)


The girls were just sitting there, minding their own business, happily talking about how they might torture their men next; when suddenly the lights dimmed, and six shadowy figures appeared in the doorway.

"You ask me why I change the colour of my hair," one sang. "You ask me why I need thirty two pairs of shoes," sang another.

"You seem to ask me why I gotta lotta things," sang the third. "It's just a chick thing," the fourth sang. "You outta let it go," the fifth sang as well. "You try to understand, but you don't have a clue," the sixth finished off.

A bright spotlight shone down suddenly, and the girls' mouths dropped open. For there stood the men, dressed as none other than the female shinobi of the hidden villages. As for who was who? Well…

Hidan: Temari

Itachi: Sakura

Deidara: Ino

Tobi: Hinata

Pein: Tsunade

Sasori: Tenten

"What," started Ariel.

"The," continued Brandi.

"HELL?!" finished all.

"Thats what girls do!

"They keep you guessin' the whole day through

"Play your emotions

"Push all your buttons its true

"That's what girls do!"

They watched in fascinated horror as the men sang, danced, and stripped (Mmmmm…) to the song.

It didn't take long for all of them to pass out, and at that point the guys did a victory dance, then left as swiftly as they'd come.


(A Bit Later…)


The girls all looked at each other, having once again converged in Brandi's room.

"You know we have to get back at them right?" Brandi said, nibbling absently on a cookie she'd found plastered to the ceiling.

The girls nodded.

She smiled. "Good, cause I know just the way to do it."


(With The Guys (Again)…)


The males, seemingly triumphant, rested leisurely on the couch. That is, until the lights dimmed there too, and six figures strut down the staircase singing in tune with each other.

"I wear a greasy ball cap

"I like my shirt untucked

"I spend saturdays working on my truck

"I don't like to fight

"But I ain't scared to bleed

"Most don't mess with a guy like me."

The guys twitched, frightened when they saw what was coming. The girls, you see, had decided to give them a taste of their own medicine--they, too, were dressed up. But as the male shinobi of the hidden villages. Once again, who is who? Well…

Konan: Sasuke

Samantha: Shikamaru

Brandi: Neji

Ariel: Gaara Morgan: Naruto

Stephanie: Lee

"Guys like me drink to many beers on Friday after work

"Our best blue jeans have skoal rings

"We wear our boots to church

"So rough around the edges

"It's hard to believe that girls like you

"Love guys like me."

To say that the men all became green in the face would be an understatement to the sickly purplish-orangish-greenish pallor that took up residence on their skin as their women gave them lap dances while dressed as men.

However, before any of them had time to pass out, Pein suddenly snapped to attention, his eyes widening. The music shut off, and the girls magically 'poofed' back into their normal outfits.

"What is it, Pein?" Konan asked, rubbing his head comfortingly.

"They are coming." Pein dived to his place under the stairs, hiding in the shadows.

"Who's coming?" Konan crouched next to him, attempting to get him to come back out.

"The fangirls!" he cried. "But this time, it's not just a few! It's an entire army, Konan! An army!"

Hidan paled. "Fuck."

Konan hissed. "Men! Man your battle stations! Code yellow, code yellow!"

"Konan," Ariel asked, "what's going on?"

"We always feared something like this might happen someday," she explained. "So, we're going to prepare to go into battle with our greatest of enemies: fangirls." She began running up the stairs, leaving the others to follow. They made it to the roof, where they looked out to find a sea of approaching fangirls.

"Valentine's Day must have excited them into a frenzy," Sam spoke, awed. "We don't have nearly enough people to handle them all!"

Brandi took a deep breath. "Leave it to me."

They watched as she disappeared back downstairs. "Where do you think she's going?"

"No idea." Samantha squinted. "Wait, is that-? No. Oh, no fucking way."

"What?" everyone asked.

"Chuck Norris," she answered.

They all cocked their heads. "Huh?"

"Chuck-fucking-Norris!" she cried. "He's the head of the Fangirl Army!"

"Damn," Ariel shook her head. "How did I know we hadn't seen the last of him?"

"Uh oh."

Everyone turned to Morgan. "What 'uh oh'?"

She pointed upward. "Look."

They did so, and promptly face-faulted.

"Are they skydiving?"

"Naked?"

"Into our front lawn?"

Yes, indeed they were. Apparently the fangirls had gotten so desperate, they'd taken to jumping from planes in the nude in an attempt at gaining their respective obsessions attentions.

"Well, I'll be damned," Hidan said, leaning over the side of the roof. "They really are that crazy."

Itachi narrowed his eyes in thought. "I have an idea."

All gave him their attention. "What?"

Without speaking, he dragged Deidara and Sasori to the front of the roof, where the fangirls could all see them, and forced their lips together in a brutal kiss.

"Oh."

"No."

"He."

"Did."

"Not."

These words were uttered by the five girls still on the roof. He had no idea, what he'd just unleashed.

"Itachi, you idiot!" Samantha grabbed him by the front of his cloak, yanking him towards her. "Do you know what you've done?! Sure, that may hold off the regular fangirls for a while, but you just invited the bigger dogs out to play!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The fangirl scream could be heard through the neighborhood, and the TFCC and Akatsuki had to cover their ears to keep from suffering permanent damage.

Horrified, Samantha looked out to the sea of fangirls to find that her worst nightmare had come true. "Yaoi Fangirls!"

"What's so bad about that, un? Aren't they all just fangirls?"

Ariel rounded on the blonde bomber. "You don't understand. These are Yaoi Fangirls. They are ten times more vicious than any normal fangirl you will ever face in your life!"

Deidara gulped.

"Hey," Morgan called suddenly, "where's Brandi? Is she still gone?"

Just then, the front door swung open, and everyone leaned over the roof-side to get a better look. Brandi emerged, wearing heavy silver armor and a sword strapped to her side. Behind, her followed…

"No way," Samantha gaped.

"Yes way," Ariel corrected, lips twitching upwards.

"She called upon the fucking mole people," Hidan clarified for all.

As they watched, Brandi rounded on her men, seated on the back of one of the larger mole people. She gave them a speech that seemed vaguely familiar.

"Isn't that from Braveheart, un?" Deidara asked. "Just with a few changed words?"

A few nods affirmed his suspicions.

"The may take our hearing with their fangirl screams," Brandi finished, "but they will never take, our BISHIES!"

A thunderous roar emerged from the mole people, as Brandi turned, and they all launched forward to do battle with the evil menace.


(A Few Hours Later…)


"I'm tired," Brandi whined.

"Yeah, well that's to be expected, un. You led and army today."

Brandi sighed, leaning back into Deidara more. "I know."

"Hey, guys!" Tobi pranced in, smiling for all he was worth at the rest of the Akatsuki and TFCC (Including unofficial fifth member Stephanie, who would be sticking around for a while yet.).

"What?" was the weary reply.

"We have a present for you!"

The girls' eyebrows raised. "We?"

The men grinned at each other, then stood, leading the girls into the kitchen.

The females gasped, tears coming to their eyes.

"It can't be…," Stephanie whispered.

"But it is…," Konan finished.

The six looked on in awe at the veritable mountain of ice cream that encompassed the kitchen, mouths drooling.

"We're sorry we forgot, un," Deidara explained from his position standing with the other guys, smug grins on their faces. "Consider this our apologies."

"Forgiven," Ariel stated. She looked contemplative for a moment, then grinned mischievously. "You know, I can think of a much better way we could use this ice cream rather than just eating it, can't you Sasori?"

The once-puppet man blinked. "Uh…"

Ariel grabbed a large bowl and filled it with ice cream, then dragged him upstairs, cackling evilly.

The other five grinned, and decided to follow her example, getting the ice cream, then heading upstairs.

Later, if you asked Hidan what he thought about how the day turned out, he would answer in five simple words.

Best.

Fucking.

Valentine's.

Day.

EVER.


The End


So that's the third installment of TFCC. I honestly didn't think that it would get this big amongst my friends...of course, I didn't think the mini TFCC comics I draw in school would get that big amongst my friends either. (The whole TFCC thing started with little comics about seven months ago, and it was purely crack of me and my friends. It's not even well drawn--but it isn't 27terrible, either. You can tell who's who, and whatnot.) But it's up to Issue 27! And then there's the 5 envelope specials...and the unicorn Valentine's TFCC...So, really, 33...but you get the picture. I never though I'd actually TYPE a TFCC story...but it happened. I'm kinda shocked. I may not be able to show you the comics, but I can show you the written stuff! So here's number three in the written series, and hopefully number four will come soon! Thanks for reading!

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