Here is another one! Enjoy! This is...Sleep!
Disclaimer: Why would I be writing fanfiction if I owned Bleach. Geez -_-
"Psst. Psst. Psst!" Yachiru yelled in Yumichika's ear.
"W-what!?" Yumichika woke up frantically then he noticed Yachiru sitting next to his futon, "Y-yachiru-chan, what's wrong?" He asked while blinking to clear his vision.
"I had a bad dream." Yachiru said softly, she was holding her lollipop bear that Rangiku had given to her from the Human World.
"Okay." Yumichika looked at her after a while his mind cleared up and he realized Yachiru wanted to sleep with him "I guess you can sleep with me..." He scooted over to let her in.
"Thanks, pretty-chan." Yachiru laid down next to him and closed her eyes.
It seems Yachiru comes up with her more considerate nicknames when she was tired.
Yumichika closed his eyes too and fell asleep.
Not even 5 minutes later, Yachiru was poking Yumichika.
"Yes?" Yumichika mumbled, still half asleep.
"Why do you wear that on your head?" Yachiru asked giggling.
"Huh?" Yumichika remembered he was wearing a head wrap made out of bandages "So my hair stays beautiful." He flicked imaginary hair that would've been out.
"Oh, okay." Yachiru closed her eyes again.
Not even 5 minutes later, Yachiru was poking Yumichika.
"Yes?" Yumichika uttered, still half asleep.
"What is that in Baldy-chan's hakama?" Yachiru asked pointing to where Ikkaku was.
"Huh!?" Yumichika looked so quickly he thought he heard his neck crack.
Ikkaku had an obvious tent in his hakama and the bald man was grinning excessively.
"Nothing for you to worry about." Yumichika turned Yachiru the other way.
"Oh, okay." Yachiru then closed her eyes and she finally fell asleep.
Not even 5 minutes late, Yachiru was kicking Yumichika hard.
"What!?" Yumichika yelled out his eyes blazing "Damn it! Can't I get some f-" Yumichika stopped talking when he realized that Yachiru was just kicking in her sleep.
"Finally." Yumichika closed his eyes and fell asleep smiling.
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When Yumichika woke up he couldn't even stand up, it appeared that Yachiru broke some bones due to her kicking.
Yumichika had to be taken to Squad four. When Ikkaku came and visited him, the bald man didn't even say hello, he just burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Yumichika asked.
"Here have a lo-" Ikkaku didn't finish his sentence because he laughed again when he showed Yumichika his reflection in one of the glasses they had in Squad four.
"My hair!" Yumichika yelled out then he screamed loudly.
Yachiru did more than kicking, she seemed to have took Yumichika's head wrap off and now his hair was in disarray. It was sticking everywhere and he also had a bald patch or two.
Poor Yumi.
