Author's Note: Sup everyone how u doin'? Yeah anyway is it weird that I love Kyle, Kenny, Stanly, and Cartmen when I don't even watch south park?...NAAAHHH! Also I MIGHT put this story on hiatus for a while cuz I'm going to restart watching Fairy Tail (MAYBE) and I'm going to write my ideas for this story and for the new story I'm going to type soon (probably)
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, just the plot of this fanfic.
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CHAPTER 3: SCREW SHOJO MANGAS
Lucy was having her time at school now for meeting her new friends. They were a bunch of funny, 10 year olds in teenage bodies, except more than others act more mature…ish. After Lucy went to class, she and Gray immediately clicked. They were best friends just like that. Lucy had her ideas about everyone in her group, everyone was different yet they made sense together.
Lucy was happy for having people who are her friends in her all her classes.
1st Homeroom: Levy, 2nd Math: Gray, 3rd Reading: Jellal and Lisanna, 4th Science: Gray and Erza, Lunch: Everyone, 5th Gym: Gajeel, Natsu, and Juvia, 6th English: Gray, 7th Social Studies: Natsu. So basically, she's never alone. Just thinking like that makes her sound like one. Lucy had friends before, but not real ones except for her drunk buddy.
The bell rung at the end of her last class. She waited a few minutes after everyone left and packed her things. Now that she remembered 'Doesn't Natsu have this class with me? I must be a fuckin' idiot if I haven't realized that!' Lucy thought of and walked out her classroom door.
"Hey…ready to leave?", Natsu said as he stood next to Lucy. Lucy jumped at his voice, "Where the hell did you come from?!"
"I was standing by the door way, anyway let's go." Natsu said and started walking forward. Lucy jogged to his side and looked at him. In her opinion before she thought he was a stuck-up jerk but now she doesn't know what to think besides thinking his gay, (which she believes he isn't) she just calls him gay to annoy him. She finds his annoyed expression and embarrassment adorable…'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?! I JUST MET HIM AND I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!' Lucy mentally screamed as she patted her cheeks as they slowly heated. Natsu looked at her in confusion as she shook her head side to side. He patted her head and asked, "What's wrong?" Lucy looked at him and quickly said nothing. She remembered what Sting said about him having a brother at her school, so why not ask the popular-kid-she-is-friends-with.
"Do you know whose Sting Eucliffe's brother is?" Lucy asked looking at Natsu and his reaction. Natsu looked at Lucy firmly before answering, "Me."
"What?" Lucy asked innocently.
"I said me." Natsu repeated louder.
"What's you?" Lucy asked curiously. She seriously could be so stupid.
"JESUS WOMAN IT'S ME! I'M HIS BROTHER!" Natsu yelled while he threw his hands in the air. Lucy nodded ignoring the annoyance in his voice and had this questioning look on her face. Her eyebrows scrunched in concentration and questioning manner. Natsu saw her face go through a roller coaster of confusion, concentration, embarrassment, and hope…?
Lucy sighed and jumped in front of him with her arms spread to her side, so he won't escape. Natsu looked at her with curiosity while thinking she was beyond weird.
"PLEASE HELP ME TO GET STING TO LIKE ME!" Lucy bowed and looked at him with embarrassment and distress. Natsu's eyes widen and his cheeks held small portions of tinted pink. Lucy looked cute as she stared at him with big, brown eyes that shined with hope.
'NO SHE'S NOT CUTE! I LIKE LISANNA…SHE'S CUTE…? STOP QUESTIONING!' Natsu's mind yelled in confusion. His brain can't process many things at once. He nodded his head and looked to the side trying to calm himself. Lucy jumped onto Natsu without knowing and yelled thank you. Her face brighten and she spinned around. Even though she acts perverted and careless, she's a joyful girl. Natsu did a double-take; he stared blankly at the blond girl twirling in delight with her arms spread.
He smiled at the sight, even if she called him gay, she was a childish girl who falls in love like everyone else (though she's weirder than the average person).
"We're going to discuss the details when we get to the arcade, okay Lucy?" Natsu said making Lucy stop spinning and stand next to him. "Hai-SHIT WE HAVE TO MEET ERZA AND THE REST BY THE GATE!" Lucy yelled as she grabbed his hand and sped down the halls. Her's and Natsu's footsteps echoed down the hall as they ran. Lucy held Natsu's hand tighter unconsciously and thought of how warm it was put that aside as she was going to be late. Natsu ran next to Lucy, but forgot to let go of her hand until they reached a few steps in front of their friends.
He glanced at Lisanna to see her reaction, but she smiled which caused him to slightly blush. Lucy looked back and forth between and Natsu and Lisanna.
"I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHIN' GOOD!" Lucy said as she placed her hands on her hips. Today just keeps getting better and knowledgeable. Who knew Natsu liked Lisanna, now all she gotta do is find out if Lisanna likes him back if she remembers, (let's hope she doesn't remember). Maybe this could be her thanks for Natsu helping her problem of love. And maybe she could help him.
Erza looked at Lucy slightly irritated, but Lucy being…well Lucy ignored the look and said,"Let's go have- HEY Mira you comin' with us?!" She looked at the white-haired beauty. Mira yelled in excitement and jumped on Lucy. "Hey Lucy! It's been a week since we saw each other!" Mira said while shaking Lucy back and forth. After she stopped, Luc's eyes swirled around and said dizzily, "Let's go have fun."
Everyone agreed and walked down the side walk to the arcade, which was luckily located a block away. Lucy led the group down the side walk while step-jumping (is that even a word?!).
Author's Note: Sorry for putting this in the middle, but screw it! The song that is going to be sung in this chapter is 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance (MCR). Now back with the chapter!
Lucy sighed boredly and decided to entertain herself by singing.
"They're gonna clean up your looks, with all the lies in the books, to make a citizen out of you~," Lucy sang as she jumped.
"YOU LIKE MCR!?" Gray yelled as he pointed at Lucy while her eyes widen as well.
"HEY YEAH SING THE NEXT LINE NAKED GUY!" Lucy said as Gray took his shirt off and started swinging it in the air.
"Because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you, so they can watch all the things you do~~!" Gray sang as he swung his arm on Lucy's shoulder. Juvia was about to tackle Lucy for touching Gray, but stopped when Gray accidentally swung his shirt toward her direction. Juvia caught it and screamed, "Gray-sama smell great!"
"Hey Natsu knows this song as well." Gray smirked as Lucy's eyes lit up. Lucy ran by Natsu's side forgetting that he was talking with Lisanna and grabbed his arm to pull him by her side as she walked next to Gray.
"Natsu sing with us!" Lucy said as she looked at him with joyous eyes. Natsu looked embarrassed and shouted, "Hell no! Dammit Gray what the hell did you say!?"
Never the less, Lucy still held Natsu's arm so he wouldn't go away. "I'm not letting you leave my side until you sing." Lucy commanded. Mira squealed loudly while swaying side to side. Everyone looked in her direction as she grabbed the person nearest to her (which was Levy) and whispered something incredible. Everyone strained their ears to hear what she was saying, but the only word they heard was couple.
Levy bounced and exclaimed, "I KNOW RIGHT! I'M A FRICKIN' GENIUS!"
"No I'M THE GENIUS!" Mira yelled. Jellal asked confusedly, "Why are you a genius?"
"No reason," Mira smiled as Levy stood back next to Gajeel.
Erza looked at them weirdly while Juvia ignored the scene as she hugged Gray's shirt.
"Because the drugs never work, they're gonna give you a smirk, 'cause they got methods of keepin' you clean~," Lucy and Gray sang in sync. Natsu tried to get out of Lucy's grip, but every time he moved she tighten her arms around his arm. Natsu sighed as they continued walking as Gray and Lucy sang the next line.
"They're gonna rip up your heads," Gray sang as Gajeel yelled, "Hell yeah! Make it RAIN!"
Levy pumped her fist in the air while the rest except Lucy, Gray, Juvia, and Natsu, shook their heads side to side.
"Your aspirations to shreds," Lucy said.
"Another cog in the murder machine~!" Lucy and Gray sang together. Natsu looked hopeless and decided signing was the only way to get out the demon grip the blond devil had on his arm.
"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me, they could careless as long as someone'll bleed," Natsu said as Lucy looked at him in happiness as Gray laughed.
"So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose, maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!" the singing three sang together.
"The boys and girls in the clique," Lucy sung.
"The awful names that they stick," Gray responded.
"Yer never gonna fit in much, kid." Natsu said.
"But if you're troubled and hurt, what you got under your shirt will make them pay for the things that they did!" they yelled. Natsu laughed as Lucy hugged his and Gray's arm. Gray tried to get his shirt back from Juvia as Lucy clung to his arm. Lucy looked at him reaching forward, leaning his weight on his right foot…so she let him go. Gray fell on his face as Juvia saw this as her chance and pounced on his back. She smuggled him in a back hug, while he wheezed, "I…can't…breath…"
Gajeel laughed loudly with Lucy with tears coming out her eyes from laughing to hard. Lucy covered her face as she tried to stop, but failed as Natsu laughed with her, while leaning on her as well. Jellal looked at the scene and made a small smile as Erza looked at him and blushed. While Mirajane, Levy, and Lisanna yelled, "OTP!"
After she stopped laughing a thought crawled into her, 'It'd like that one scene in the manga Levy gave me this morning. Where everyone is in a chain reaction of joy…first thing when I get home is burning the haunted-ass manga!'
Natsu stood on his own to feet and stopped leaning on Lucy as she poked his arm. He noticed he was hugging her while he laughed at Gray's pain. He blushed unconsciously and muttered a sorry, but cringed as Mira and Levy screamed, "I SHIP IT SO HARD!"
Natsu looked at Lisanna as she tried to get Juvia off of Gray, but Juvia would tighten her squeeze she had on Gray's waist as he suffocated. Lisanna looked at him as he waved and she nodded. Lucy looked around her, and noticed the interaction between them. They looked like strangers; they need serious help to get this love train started. Lucy looked behide her and noticed they were in front of the arcade. "HOW IN THE G-BAR'S BANANA HOLE DID WE GET HERE SO FAST?!" Lucy exclaimed as she pointed at the building. Everyone shrugged as Natsu said, "What the hell is a G-bar's banana hole?!"
"MEH!" Lucy said as she ran in the building with the rest behide her. "BUNNY-GIRL CALM YOUR TITS! WE STILL NEED TO BUY THE FUCKING TOKENS!" Gajeel exclaimed as her tried to chase her. Lucy ran inside to see what kind of games they have and prizes. Erza sighed. She needed to give them a lecture on how not to yell, curse, and run into a building.
"GAJEEL! LUCY! GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE! YOU DON'T RUN AND SCREAM IN THE FRICKIN' ARCADE!" Erza yelled in her 'rage mode'. (Mother fucking hypocrite in my opinion). Jellal went to the token disposer and put in a couple of twenties bills in there to get at least 500 tokens. His friends were children on crack playing these games. Natsu went to go buy a bucket, 'cause why the fuck not, and gave it to Jellal to put the tokens in. Gray, Juvia, and Mira went to order the pizzas while Natsu, Jellal, Lisanna, and Levy went to go search for Raging Red-head, Screaming Pierced-guy, and a Curious Blondie.
They spotted them at a one of the large tables. Erza had a death glare as she looked at Gajeel and Lucy. Lucy looked unfazed and said, "C'mon Erza stop being a kill-joy. You suggested we come here to have fun."
Gajeel feared for his life while he mentally screamed that Lucy was had a fuckin' death wish. "Lucy has some guts to talk back to Erza." Lisanna said. Natsu, Gray, and Levy responded, "She is going to die."
Erza looked impressed by Lucy. Others would cower when she gave them the 'look' but Lucy stood her ground. Erza held her hand up. The others ran to her, thinking that Lucy was about to be bitch-slapped, but they were surprised when Erza said, "Lucy you are worthy to be my best friend." Lucy looked pleased and said, "I'm glad I meet to your liking, Miss Erza."
They busted out laughing and smiled. "Are lesbians in trend now?" Gajeel said looking at the two girls. In his opinion they looked like they wanted some privacy. Erza and Lucy gave each this look. Why not mess around with Gajeel to question their sexuality. Levy, went to sit next to Lisanna, Natsu sat next to Levy and Jellal sat next to Natsu. They all stared at Erza and Lucy seeing a mischievous glint in their eyes. Erza grabbed Lucy's hand and spun her around into her arms with a passionate look. Everyone looked surprised and gulped. Lucy looked at Erza as she faked blushed and said, "No Erza, not in public." Erza chuckled and said in a seducing voice, "Lucy...it doesn't matter who sees."
Lucy looked into Erza's eyes while the rest gulped, not knowing whether to panic or enjoy the show. Erza inched her face closer to Lucy, only a few centimeters far from the blonde's lips. Natsu looked angered and was about to tackle Erza away from Lucy until Lucy went for the kill. Lucy looked in the corner of her eyes and saw everyone's panicked looks as Jellal and Gajeel looked turned on…PERVERTS. She looked at Erza one last time before she quickly gave Erza a small peck on the cheek. The group was shocked and panicked. Lucy and Erza laughed while holding their sides. "NO HOMO!" they both yelled between laughs.
Natsu looked relieved when he realized it was just a joke and went by Lucy's side. He needed to discuss with her the plans on how she could get Sting to like her. "Hey Natsu, you like the entertainment?" Lucy giggled as she saw Natsu. Natsu laughed lightly, "No, let's go play some games until the pizza arrives."
Lucy nodded and grabbed some tokens to put in her uniform pants. They went to the basket ball shoot area to shoot some hoops. "I've been meaning to tell you that…you and sting don't look like your brothers." Lucy said as she grabbed the small basketball to shoot it. Natsu looked at Lucy before throwing the ball in the hoop scoring him a point.
"Yeah…me and Sting are half-brothers. We came from the same mother, but different fathers." Natsu said as he scored another point. Lucy nodded and threw the ball in the hoop.
"Anyway, we have to make a plan to get Sting to like you, got it?" Natsu changed the subject. "You're the boss." Lucy smiled and shot another ball. She knew what he meant and inwardly sighed. She did this to herself, now that she thought about it, she sounded desperate. 'Way to go Lucy, you sounded like a fuckin' attention whore!' Lucy scolded herself. Lucy now had to change the way she looked and the way she acted. "Since tomorrow is Saturday, let's hang out tomorrow with our friends and do something." Natsu said.
He already knew what Lucy had to do. The plan would probably commence on Sunday or somewhere next week. A bell signaled that their time to shoot the balls was over, so they collected the tickets they got and went to play another game. Natsu went to go play with the water guns while Lucy went to go play the bag toss.
"Hey Natsu the pizza is at the table." Levy said as Natsu turned to look at her. "Okay, we will be right there."
"We?" Levy questioned. Was Natsu with someone else besides them?
"Yeah me and Lucy, right Lucy?" Natsu said looking to his side, but panicked when he saw no one there. Levy smiled and told Natsu good luck on finding Lucy and went back to the table. Natsu cursed and walked around to find his blond friend. He saw Lucy play against a random stranger in air hockey. They were both tied with the score of 17 to 17. Lucy smirked and hit the puck full-force and it went past the stranger's handle into the goal.
"WOHOOO! I WIN!" Lucy yelled in excitement with her hands in the air.
"1 out of 2!" the stranger announced.
"You're on!" Lucy said getting her handle ready to hit the puck.
"No you're not!" Natsu stomped over to where Lucy was grabbed her by her waist. Lucy yelled 'NO' and held her hands on the sir hockey table. Natsu tried pulling her away, but ended up lifting her from her waist. She was light as a feather, so it was pretty easy to over-power her. He tugged her one last time with more force, making her lose her grip on the table. He carried her away to the table.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lucy yelled as she was taken away. She was about to bet the guy for being a sore loser. The group sat at their table eating their pizza chatting away until they heard Lucy yell. They looked over to where she was, and saw she was being carried by an annoyed Natsu. Natsu walked to where Jellal was sitting and threw Lucy next to him. "SIT, EAT, BE HAPPY!" Natsu said as he sat next to her so she wouldn't escape. Lucy silhouetted and replied, "Yes Momma Natsu!"
The group snickered at the duo. Natsu ignored Lucy's comment and ate his pizza. Lucy laughed and looked over to Jellal. "Guess it's just me and you bro-Jelly and Momma Natsu."
The rest of the day was filled with laughter, playing games, eating, and having fun. When the day was over everyone was about to leave, but exchanged numbers with Lucy. And just like that Lucy went to her mansion into the backyard and started to light the trash in the garbage can on fire. (What the hell Lucy. -_-) She then proceeded to throw the manga Levy gave her into the fire and smiled. Now the creepiness was over.
