I've skipped a few days in Uchihameeting land because I felt inspired. I've also been skipping episodes of Shipuuden….( I do NOT care about Orochimaru and their little snakeman vs. kyuubi fight!!) So yeah………

And thanks hanataba2(from Storywrite) for the comment!! (gives 5 million cookies)

Warning: Lame humor and spoilers (no Shippy, no story!!)

Disclaimer: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away, I don't know where my home is, I don't know who owns this…….

ON WITH THE STORY!!


Numero Tres

Kisame did eventually come around and complied with my wishes, but it did take some :ahem: persuading... So, we were soon off to Konoha to visit my darling little brother (non-incestuous people, NON-incestuous!)

We were walking through the Village Hidden in the Sand, bells jingling and empty streets. Kisame had been whining about water saying 'If I don't get some I'll die' blah blah blah. So, I'd been on the lookout for some place to get some water to shut him up.

Luckily, I spotted a Chicken Express(1) that randomly appeared. I thought that was kind of wierd since they have Chicken Express in only 2 or 3 states... But, anyways, we went in and ordered a gallon of water and corn nuggets(I like them because they're sweet like me :D ) The place was full of loud black kids ordering chicken. And they kept laughing at us!!And it gets worse!! One of them actually tried to talk to me!! It went a little bit like this...


FLASHBACK

The kids were laughing and eating chicken and being loud. I was just minding my own business(plotting their deaths if the messed with me) eating the sweet delicious corn nuggets I love, when one of the girls from the group came over. She had lightish medium brown skin with big black eyes and a cut round face. She was smiling really big, which was irritating, and staring at me. I was ok with her staring, I mean who can help it with such a gorgeous face, but she'd been standing there for 5 minutes. It was creeping me out a little bit.

"Do you want something?" I asked, frowning at her. She giggled.

"What's your name?" she asked, still smiling, and walked closer to me. Personally, I don't like people coming into my PBOHI(personal bubble of hot Itachi) She was getting really close to crossing the line.

"Itachi..." I answered reluctantly. I guess I should've been more careful when it came to giving out my name, seeing as people label me as a 'criminal'. But, whatever, I'll get over it. Then the wierdest thing happened. She was blushing, which was really wierd that I could see it due to her skin tone. I was also a bit confused, because there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

"I think you're gorgeous. Do you want to go out?" she asked giggling. Since I don't speak 13-year-old girl, I was a bit confused at first by what she meant by 'go out'. Of course I'm gorgeous. That's a well known fact.

I soon realized that she wanted to be my girlfriend or whatevr. I don't even know her!! I could be a mass murderer for all she knows...well, I guess I kind of am... But, anyways I'd never wanted to be with anyone or all that stuff. Well there is one person...but let's not talk about that! I just said the first thing that came to mind.

"Ok. What's your name?" I couldn't think of anything!! She looked sort of confused.

"Crap! You weren't supposed to say yes!! Oh, my name's Imaru.." she said running back to the group of kids. They all started laughing when she told them what happened.

I, Uchiha Itachi, was NOT about to be ridiculed by a bunch of inferior, juvenile 8th graders!! So, I got the giant jug of unsweet tea and poured it all over those insolent children. They all screamed and the Imaru girl looked extra pissed...so did the manager.

So, I screamed to Kisame "LET'S GO!!" and we poofed up somewhere 10 miles from the store, so that we were safe from the angry people.

END FLASHBACK


So, here we are in front of the gate of Konoha finally! We're off to see the Wizard!...I mean Sasuke!!


LOL!! Me and my friends do that to the Sevies all the time!! I actually do look like that! OMG!! It's a non-stereotypical black girl!!RUN AWAY!! Lol! But I do LOVE CHICKEN EXPRESS!! I just realized I act all fangirlish in here...ewww...Anyways, BYE!! I hoped you liked it!! I love you all!!

(1) Chicken Express is a restaurant that sells chicken and is only in Texas, Georgia, and Oklahoma! Well that's what the box says:D

Imaru