Godzilla and Anguirus's Random Quest
Author's Notes: Special thanks to everyone who have reviewed! Seeing how this has been favored 4 times, I will update this for the sake of the Godzilla series! Don't worry, the ideas that have been summited through reviews will be present in the next chapter, but I decided to save those for the next one because I wanted to show you what happens with Mothra, Battra, and King Ghidorah. And plus, Gigan and Megalon get a cameo, but don't worry! The other monsters will return, so keep your spirits up and enjoy Chapter 3!
Disclaimer: We don't own Godzilla and Company. They belong to Toho. Rhedosaurus belongs to Ray Harryhausen. Gorgo belongs to MGM.
Gigan and Megalon were in Monster Island, pratically doing nothing, to be exact. Except, of course, hangin' around.
"So...what do you want to do on this fine Thursday?" Gigan asked Megalon.
Megalon shrugged. "Oh, the usual...play Banjo-Tooie."
Gigan smirked. "You know, I managed to beat that awesome game in 5 days."
Megalon narrowed his eyes. "Oh wow. And how was the ending?"
Gigan chuckled. "I'd tell you, but the narrator wouldn't allow it."
Megalon looked around, confused. "Narrator? What narrator?"
Gigan sighed. "Nevermind. Let's just get to the story."
Megalon shrugged, as the two watched the TV screen.
Mothra and Battra were on their usual walks together, when they noticed a resturant that had fliers of the pie-eating contest.
"Wow!" Mothra exclaimed, "There's gonna be a pie eating contest!" She squealed. "I'm so excited!"
Battra laughed. "Do you REALLY love pie that much?"
Mothra nodded. "Of course! After all, I'm known for loving pie!"
Battra smirked. "I'm sure that you're also picky."
Mothra fumed. "I am not!"
Battra chuckled. "You are too!"
Mothra growled. "I am not!"
Battra grumbled back. "You are too!"
Mothra pouted. "I am not picky! I happen to like all kinds of pie!"
Battra scoffed. "No you don't! I can name five pies you don't like!"
Mothra mumbled and then said angrily, "Fine! I want to see you do that!"
Battra smirked and started counting. "Mountain Dew pie, carrot pie, Pepsi pie…" Battra paused and started to think.
Mothra grinned. "HA! That's three!" Mothra exclaimed triumphantly.
"Great, you can count…" Battra grumbled, distracted. Then he began naming pies again. "Pecan pie, and banana cream pie!"
Mothra frowned. "Okay…you win…"
Battra sighed. "Look, can we just go to the stupid resturant?"
Mothra smiled. "Okay."
So the two moth-like monsters started walking again. When they got closer to the resturant, Mothra squealed and pointed at it.
"Look, Battra! There it is! The famous and well-known All-European International Resturant!" Mothra squealed.
Battra sighed and slapped his forehead. "Mothra, WHY do you have to do that EVERY FRICKIN' TIME? Everytime we get there, it's like you haven't been here for 100 Million damn years!"
Mothra rubbed the back of her head. "Sorry, I can't contain myself. PIE does this to me, you know."
Battra groaned. "Will you at LEAST get out of that stupid position?"
"No," Mothra said, still pointing at the resturant.
Meanwhile at Gamera's big and evil fortress...(cue dramatically evil and spooky music)...
"Now, Gyaos, we need you to go to the All-European International Resturant and host the pie-eating contest," Gamera instructed.
Gyaos sweatdropped. "But...but...but..."
Rhedosaurus sighed. "For God's sakes, just go."
Gyaos waved his hands in the air. "But I can't! I just can't!"
Gamera sighed and whispered to Rhedosaurus, "If you can't make them do somethin', bribe them..."
Rhedosaurus turned to Gamera and nodded. "Gotcha." He turned to Gyaos. "Okay, Gyaos, I'll give you some Japanese food and sushi if you go."
Gyaos continued to wave his hands in the air. "But I can't go! I don't have a good purpose!"
Rhedosaurus sighed. "Fine, we'll get you a Nintendo Wii, a Playstation 3, and an X-Box 360!"
Gyaos's eyes widened, and his jaw dropped all the way to the ground. "REALLY?"
Rhedosaurus and Gamera grinned.
"Really," Rhedosaurus added.
Gyaos cheered. "WOO! I'M GOING THERE RIGHT NOW!"
And just like that, the flying monster zoomed right out of Gamera's fortress.
Gamera sighed. "About friggin' time!"
Rhedosaurus nodded. "Yup. So...what do you want to do?"
Gamera rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know...listen to George W. Bush's excellent and important speeches?"
Rhedosaurus's eyes gleamed. "HELL YEAH!"
And just like that, the two reptilian monsters went into the living room to watch George W. Bush's very important speech on CNN.
We now go back to Monster Island, where we see King Ghidorah about to fry a Goomba (from the Mario universe, if you don't know).
"For the love of God! NOOOO!" The Goomba shouted, as it was blasted into oblivion by King Ghidorah.
King Ghidorah sighed of relief. "Good, now no one will ever know that I lost to a Goomba at poker."
Suddenly, a letter appeared from nowhere and landed down in front of King Ghidroah.
"What's this?" King Ghidroah said to himself, as he picked up the letter and started reading it. "'Dear King Ghidorah, see me at the tallest point of Monster Island.'" He shrugged. "Works for me."
King Ghidorah then started flying towards the top of Monster Island's tallest peak, where a mecha version of himself waited.
King Ghidorah looked at his mecha version in awe. "Woah...who are you?"
The mecha Ghidorah smirked. "One who is instrcuted on killing..." He started chuckling evilly, with King Ghidorah puzzled.
NEXT TIME, ALL OF THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED...ON DRAGON BALL GT!
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