A completely useless story about lord of the rings. I think
Pt. 3

Merry sat in a field of blueberries, humming to himself when he heard his name being called. He turned and saw pippin. "PIPPIN!!" he said, embracing his old friend. "You finally made it to the afterlife!" Pippin nodded. "Yes, I didn't realize you died back in the forest. But here I am, 20 years later, dead and here in heaven with you, my friend!" Merry smiled. "By the way, pippin. How did you die? Did you eat too many of those poisonous berries?" Pippin shook his head. "Nope. I ate too many cherries."