Me: Hey guys! I'm back with Erza and Lucy this time! So now it's just the girls! *squeals*
Lucy: We are going to talk about potential love interests, aren't we...
Me: Spot on! I'll also talk about other stuff too... But ok! We can start with Erza!
Erza: Okay, Sydney-san! However, don't try anything... *glares*
Me: *sweat drops* I won't!
Erza: Anyway, where is that Camera Dude? Bob, his name was?
Me: Yeah, he got sick. THE ONE GODDAMN TIME WE NEED YOU BOB, YOU AREN'T HERE. GODDAMIT BOB, YOU USELESS PIECE OF-
Lucy: Can we get started?
Me: Sorry, got a bit carried away by that STUPID F*CKING BOB.
Me: Anyway, we can start by reacting to a fanfiction!
Lucy: Thank Mavis it's not me this time! *sighs in relief*
Erza: A fhan-f-ik-sh-on? What is that?
Me: It's a made up story that takes two people and makes them be involved together in a relationship.
Erza: A-A r-r-relations-ship?! W-W-With wh-ho?
Me: You will find out soon enough.
Me: Ok, here goes nothing:
A Jerza Story
By: Imadeupthisstoryonmyownitsnotreal
Lucy: Sorry for interrupting, but that is such a long name...
Erza: Isn't it called a you-zer-na-me?
Me: Yes. A username is a made up name to make the post anonymous. Continuing the story:
A Jerza Story
By: Imadeupthisstoryonmyownitsnotreal
Erza's POV
After a long and tiring day, I would finally get to meet Jellal again. I made a designated place for us to meet and converse about the whereabouts of Zeref.
After arriving at the place, I saw Jellal waiting for me. I secretly loved Jellal, ever since we were kids.
His eyes lit up and he raced towards me, embracing me in a hug.
"I missed you so much, Erza," he said into my hair.
I hugged him back, agreeing. It's been so long since I've seen him.
"I actually didn't call you here to converse about Zeref. His whereabouts are known. I came here to confess my love for you," Jellal confessed.
Taken aback by this, I stuttered saying, "O-O-Ok, I s-see. I-I have f-felt th-the same w-w-way,"
I felt my face burn with embarrassment. The almighty Erza, Titania, blushing to Jellal? And to get involved with L-L-LOVE? And date, get married, have a thousand kids, die together-
My thoughts were interrupted by a soft set of lips locked on my own.
He kissed me, and I kissed him back, wrapping my arms around his neck and him wrapping his arms around my waist.
And we stayed there, just kissing. For as long as we wanted.
The End.
And that is the end of the story.
Erza: K-K-KISSING? SYDNEY! *yells in embarrassment, face red as Erza tries to murder me with her Heaven's Wheel, while Lucy holds her back*
Me: *shakes in fear while hiding in nearby corner*
Lucy: Now, now, calm down, Erza! REMEMBER, its JUST a FICTIONAL STORY. With FICTIONAL ACTIONS. If you calm down, I will buy you Strawberry Cake afterwards!
Erza: *calms down*
Me: *comes out from corner*
Me: MOVING ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION!
Since you both are beautiful women, how often do you get hit on?
Lucy: ...never... *cries internally*
Erza: I do "get hit on" by Loke alot, and also sometimes when I go out on jobs.
Me: In the occurrence when you do get hit on, what are your reactions?
Erza: Beat them up.
Me: *sweat drops*
Lucy: Politely reject. If that doesn't work, then I just Lucy Kick them in their... well... "area".
Me: Smart.
Me: Erza, is it true that you used to take baths with Natsu and Gray when you were children?
Lucy: *blushes madly while looking at Erza*
Erza: *straight face* Yes. Is that a problem?
Me/Lucy: N-No, Erza!
Erza: However it is true. We washed each others backs and one time Natsu and Gray had a splashing battle, and they splashed me. Let's just say they had to go to the infirmary naked.
Lucy: *bursts out laughing* I have to mention this to Natsu...HAHAHAHA!
Erza: *confused* Why are you laughing, Lucy?
Me: Yea, Lucy? You are probably jealous it wasn't YOU who was bathing naked with Natsu and Gray...amiright?
Lucy: Lucy...
Me/Erza: ?
Lucy: KICK! *kicks harshly*
Me: OWEEEEE! That hurts, Lucy... *bawls*
Me: We are going to end this here... I need to go to the nurse...
*limps over to camera and covers with hand*
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End of Interview #3
God dang it Bob! So useless! *sigh*
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