Sorry about bashing the accent typing thing, but I do think some go overboard with it. It's hard for me to do, so I just leave it to the imagination. If you can do it, then congratulations.
Raph looked deeply into Maria Susana's eyes. They were all the colors of the rainbow and shone with an iridescent glow that sparkled in the moonlight. He wasn't looking where he was going and crashed face first into a trash can.
Maria hadn't noticed. She only noticed Raph when he was doing something angsty, sensitive or sexy and otherwise ignored his presence.
While they were prowling towards the abandoned building that held Maria's twelve trunks of clothes… Raph prowled expertly through the shadows. Maria strutted in the full light of the street lamps, making sure that she was seen. She didn't look this good for nothing.
Suddenly, they were set upon by dozens of foot ninjas. Maria jumped into action, impaling a ninja with her stiletto heel and showing just enough remarkable Madrid Shaolin Ninja skills to make Raph stop and stare and say, "That girl's good." He had the time to stand there marveling at her, filled with lust, while the ninjas attacked her. It hadn't occurred to him that he should fight and not just stand there ogling her at the moment.
That gave Maria the ego boost she needed to make her feel like a paragon of beauty, capability and perfection, but now she felt like she wanted to be the damsel in distress and so a burly foot ninja kicked her in the face and she fell on her back, totally vulnerable and overwhelmed with ninjas.
Raph was either fighting or not fighting. It wasn't really important. He let out a roar of arousing rage and cut through about ten ninjas with one swipe in his ferocious attempt to rescue her as she lay there on the ground, whimpering.
He bested all the ninjas in about five minutes and helped her to her feet. She wasn't hurt because it would be inconvenient to the next plot point. Only scratched a little. But not in a way that would leave any visible scarring and ruin her looks.
"Are ya okay?" he said, feeling her body for wounds because apparently he couldn't use his eyes or ask.
"I'm okay, I think. Thank you for helping me. I was really in a bind." It would have made her look too incompetent to just 'fess up and say she laid there and waited for them to kill her.
Raph took her in his green muscular arms and said, "I can' lose ya! Don' do anythin' like that again!" He used his Brooklyn accent because it was cool and not at all hard to read on the page all written out with apostrophes all over the place.
Then Raph delicately kissed her and felt her up in a vaguely suggestive way.
After Raph's moment of sensitivity, they proceeded to the abandoned warehouse. Her clothes were gone! All the trunks were open. "Now we know what the foot was afta," Raph said, picking up a lone thong that lay on the floor and secreting it into his belt.
"My clothes! Curse you, Shredder!" she cried as she fell to her knees. "I will have revenge! For Christian Dior! For Valentino! For Steve McQueen!"
"I'll kill 'im myself!" Raph growled. Maria thought he was remarkably attractive when he considered homicide.
"No! You can't! I can't let you kill because of me." She had already forgotten that he'd killed about forty foot ninjas five minutes previously. "We'll call my sisters from Madrid. My master Lord Caterwaul trained four of us in the sewers. Their names are Macy, Tasha and Carly. Those are my favorite names in the whole world and so they also happen to be my sister's names. Isn't that ironic?"
Raph thought it wasn't as interesting as the potential to kill the Shredder again on his beloved's behalf. Maria pulled out a charm bracelet and did a summoning spell.
MADRID – MACY'S POV
It is so hard being the oldest and the leader of my sisters. Some say that I'm too serious for my own good and jokingly call me "perfect." She had the power of water. Maria's power had suddenly changed to fire because it complemented Raph's personality better. Macy had long black hair and wore preppy skirts and had very nice legs. Her eyes were as blue as the sky.
MADRID – TASHA'S POV
I'm considered the brains of the family. I spend lots of time tinkering with machines and I know every fact ever to be recorded and some things that weren't. Tasha's element was earth. Tasha had curly blond hair and that air of the beauty queen who wears horn-rimmed glasses and so she's considered an ugly nerd. She had soft violet eyes.
MADRID – CARLY'S POV
I'm really annoying and immature and eat pizza a lot. I like picking on people and being the comic relief. Carly's element was wind. Carly had short red hair and wore really crazy outfits. Like white after Labor Day crazy. She had golden eyes.
MADRID – NOBODY'S POV, IGNORING THE PHILOSOPHICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THAT ASSERTION
The three girls sat in the dojo with Lord Caterwaul. He said to them, "I fear that your sister Maria Susana is in danger. Her sacred wardrobe has been stolen."
Macy considered this seriously. "I wonder how Maria Susana's getting along in the new world," she said, forgetting that Spanish people speak Spanish primarily. "You know what a hothead she is."
Carly said, "Maybe her head exploded."
Tasha rolled her eyes. "You're so immature. I think she's fine. I'm going to go work on that nuclear reactor that I'm building."
Suddenly, there was lots of bright light and they were all swept into a vortex and landed in the warehouse at Maria Susana's feet. Macy landed accidentally across Raph, knocking him on his back/ shell.
She pushed him away and got to her feet, pulling her twin katanas. "Who are you? Why are you with my sister! What did you do with the sacred wardrobe!"
Maria was jealous that she dared to teleport on her man and threw a fireball at Macy. She easily deflected it with a water ball. Raph stared at them, undecided now as to who he should be lusting after.
Carly looked Raph over and said, "Wow, you're green like Kermit the Frog."
Tasha used her large brain to conclude, "He's a turtle."
They had a long and boring conversation and Raph demanded that they go back to the lair because he hadn't been overtly assertive for the whole story yet and he couldn't listen to them talking about the latest trends in shoes any longer without impaling himself on his own sais. "We need to find out what do with you guys." Leaving them there was "something," but not a "something" he wanted to do. He hadn't gotten laid yet in this story.
So they all followed Raph to the lair.
