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Ranae belongs to The13TalesOfHamjou. (Hope she's to your liking!)


"Last time on LoZ Total Drama Island...

the remaining campers were put to the test with their archery skills at the archery challenge. Each player had to shoot an arrow into a small target. Some contestants found their hidden strengths... Others found that their archery skills aren't as great as they thought... Things got heated as Time and TP Zelda fought for the leading role of the Aggravating Octoroks, and a certain turn of events made the Fat Moblins love the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A-Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point a whole lot more. In the end the Fat Moblins won, and Astrid was kicked off the team. Now there are only 20 campers left. Who will prevail? Who will sink in pressure? Find out tonight on LoZ...Total...Drama...Island!" Shadow exclaims as the opening credits begins.


In the main Dinning Hall...

"Ugh! I hate Time!" TP Zelda says as he angrily munches on stale Hyrulei'O's.

"What?! But Time is soooooo hot!" Ruto says as she day dreams about Time.

"He's not that hot. He's just mediocre. Didn't you hear him call me a spoiled brat?! I'm not a spoiled brat!" TP Zelda whines just as Time and Twilight walk towards their table.

"Yes you are." Time states calmly as he sits down.

"No I'm not!" TP Zelda points back.

"I'm too tired to fight Zelda, would you just admit it?" Time says as he starts to eat his Hyrulei'O's.

"I will not admit to such a thing!" TP Zelda says as she flicks her ponytail with sass.

Meanwhile with the Fat Moblins...

"Look at them fighting over there. They don't have any team spirit like we do." SS Zelda says with a smile as she finishes her breakfast. Groose quickly walks over to her.

"Hey Zelda~" Groose says seductively.

"Hey Groose!" SS Zelda says with her big, gorgeous smile. Sky is quick to notice Groose trying to hit on SS Zelda.

"Soooo hot stuff, I was wondering if-"

"Hey Zelda, lets go see the sunrise before it's over!" Groose is cut-off by Sky pushing him aside and taking Zelda outside to the sunrise.

"Wow Sky, you usually aren't so happy about mornings!" SS Zelda states happily as Sky drags her off outside.


(In the confessional...)

"What? I don't like Zelda in that way. I'm just making sure she doesn't fall for a douche like Groose, that's all. That's what friends do." Sky states.

"Ooooohhh Sky, you are in big trouble!" Groose says with a huff.


"They are too!"

"No they aren't!"

Time and Zelda are standing up out of their chairs and yelling in each others faces.

"Time's so cute when he's mad..." Ruto sighs as she watches the fight.

"Wait, are they fighting over Zelda being a brat or Time's hair being too long?" Tetra asks Twilight.

"No, I think they're arguing over whether Hyrulei'O's or Triforce cookies are tastier now..." Twilight responds unknowingly.

"If my calculations are correct, there's a 98% chance they won't stop fighting unless someone does something about it." Fi says in a soft calming voice. Just then, Shadow walks into the dinning hall.

"Okay, if you'd all shut up for a few seconds I'd like to announce the next challenge." Shadow says eyeing Time and TP Zelda who are still arguing.

"Just admit that Hyrulei'O's are better!" Time shouts in TP Zelda's face.

"Not until you admit that your wearing dress!" TP Zelda says with a smirk.

"For the last time, it's a tunic!"Time states angrily.

"Ranae." Shadow says to a young female intern standing beside him.

"It's Bijou, Remember?" She responds.

"I'm not calling you that, it's ridiculous. Now go." Ranae lets out a huff and reluctantly walks over to the fighting couple.

"Stop trying to act like you're so cool! You're not!"

"I don't act like I- OUCH!"

Time and TP Zelda are whacked upon the head by an oversized rubber ducky.

"Teehee~" Ranae giggles as she holds her yellow rubber ducky.

"As much as I love this beautiful drama, we're on a time limit here. So, for your next challenge, you'll have to run all around this island on this 20k path. Lets go!" Shadow says with a snicker as the campers start running.


"I wasn't made for this torture!" Ruto whines as she slows down into a very slow paced walk. Time stops running and turns around.

"C'mon Ruto! You can do it!" Time says, trying some positive reinforcement.

"I can't... My legs feel like the inside of Lord Jabu Jabu..." Ruto says as she stops walking and leans against a tree.

"You know what the inside of Lord Jabu Jabu feels like?" Time asks with a disgusted look on his face.

"Don't ask."

"Well come on, we don't want to lose another challenge."

"But I can't even walk..."

"Ugh..."

"Well... If you want to win so badly... You're gonna have to carry me!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"No."

"Please?!"

"No."

Ruto sits on the grass and fiddles with the ground.

"Guess we're going to lose another challenge..." Ruto teases.

"...Fine." Time says with a huff, as he picks up Ruto and starts to run again.

"Yay!" Ruto exclaims.


"Okay... for our team... to... *huff* win... we all need to... cross the line... first..." SS Zelda says losing her breath. "So we all... need to stick together..."

"Yes M'am!" Malon and Ilia say in a cheery tone.

"Yeah, I don't... *huff* think that plan is going... too well..." Midna says as she counts the number of people in their group in her head.

"What do you mean?" SS Zelda inquires.

"We're missing someone..."

"What?! We are? Who?"


The Bean Seller is sitting on a large rock at the beginning of the starting line munching on some magic beans. A young male intern, wearing mostly red, notices the Bean Seller and walks up to him.

"Shouldn't you be running with your team?" The intern says in the most adorable voice in the entire world.

"I should. But I'm not." The Bean Seller responds, and he pops a few more beans into his mouth.

"But then your team will lose."

"*Munch munch munch* Ya, so?"

"You don't want to win?"

"Nah...*Munch munch*"

The young intern just stares. There's a long pause of silence until the intern speaks up again.

"I don't get you..."

"What do you mean?"

"Don't you sell those beans for people to plant?"

"Ya, what's it to you?"

"Then why do you eat them?"

"Have you ever tried eating a magic bean before?"

"No..."

"RED! What do you think you're doing?" Red hears the large booming voice from behind him. He recognizes it instantly. Shadow...

"I-I'm s-sorry Shadow... I was just making conversation. He said he didn't really care about winning." Red replies nervously.

"Let him dig his own grave. And weren't you supposed to be getting my hair supplies?" Shadow asks.

"Oh! Y-Yes! I'm sorry I forgot! I'll go do that." Red says trying his best to get out of this conversation.

"No no, I already sent Ranae to do it."

"But isn't Ranae supposed to give you and Chef Henya foot rubs?"

"Not anymore, that's your job." Shadow says with a smile.

"W-whaaaat?!" Red is dragged back to the dinning hall by Shadow, leaving the unaltered Bean Seller alone once again.

"Nom nom nom..."


"Ugh! This challenge is ridiculous!" Ghirahim complains as he flips his luxurious hair.

"This is easy! I run this far everyday!" The Postman says cheerfully. Tetra groans and starts to slow down her pace.

"HEY! TETRA! RUN FASTER!" Navi orders into Tetra's ear.

"Shut it Twinkles!" Tetra spits as she tries to grab the fairy and strangle her. Navi just floats out of Tetra's reach. "You're lucky you can fly..."

Navi just giggles and flutters ahead of the group.

"I swear I'm gonna kill that fairy one day." Tetra mumbles angrily.

"I would gladly support that girlfriend." Ghirahim says in his flamboyant voice.


"T-The...*huff*... Dining Hall... It's right there!" Shiek points out. The Fat Moblins quickly pick up their pace and run into the dining hall.

"We made it! We won again!" SS Zelda exclaims as she runs up Sky and pulls him into a hug. Sky blushes a little, then hugs her back. Meanwhile his invisible fan girls are going nuts. Groose just glares.

"Nuh-uh. You're missing someone..." Shadow informs teasingly.

"Oh yeah... Who are we missing again?" Ciela asks. There's a long pause before someone (or something) speaks up.

"The Bean Seller!" The Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A-Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point exclaims. A wave of "Oooohhh..."'s and "Oh yeah..."'s floods the room. Just then some of the Aggravating Octoroks enter the room.

"*Huff*... D-Did we win?" TP Zelda asks between breaths.

"Nope, you're still missing Time and Ruto." Shadow responds.

"You mean I beat Time?! Yes!" TP Zelda cheers.

"Last time I checked, we we're supposed to be competing against the other team not each other." Tetra says.

"Whatever Tetra." TP Zelda responds.

Everyone turns to the door and waits for the last few contestants to enter. After about half an hour Time runs through the door and collapses on the ground. Ruto merely shrugs and stands up with a smile. "Did we win?"


The Aggravating Octoroks are in heaven with their delicious feast, eating like they hadn't eaten in days (Which they haven't really). Time has en elbow perched on the table with a cloth on his forehead, Twilight is constantly making sure he's okay, Tetra is obviously trying to flirt with the purple clothed intern, and Zelda chirping away about how she beat Time in the race.


(In the Confessional...)

"I can't believe the Bean Seller! You know where I found him? Sitting right at the start of the line munching on his stupid magic beans!" SS Zelda complains.

"I dunno... The Bean Seller kinda let us down..." Sky says softly.

"I WILL CRUSH HIM!" Ganondorf shouted, forgetting to take his pills.

"Munch munch munch..." The Bean Seller carelessly munched on his beans with a dead-pan look on his face.


"Mmmmmm... That was soooooo yummy..." Twilight sighs happily.

"Ugh... I need a nap..." Time groans.

"Sucks to be you then, because the next part of your challenge is an Awake-a-thon!" Ranae says with a smile.

"Ranae! That's my line!" Shadow lectures Ranae.

"Too slow~" Ranae answers.

"Ugh, now you've gone and ruined the moment." Shadow huffs.

"W-Wait! But I thought we won!" TP Zelda says angrily.

"Well you won the first part. Now lets go out to the campfire!" Shadow says with a grin. A series of groans fill the room.


"Now I'm kinda happy we didn't have to eat that feast now." Midna says with a smile.

"Me too! In fact, I don't feel tired at all." Malon chirps.

"Uggghh..." Time groans. "I don't think I'm be able to stay awake Twilight..."

"But you gotta! I won't have anyone to talk to..." Twilight pleaded.

"There's 7 other people on the team, you can talk to them."

"But I like talking to you more..." Twilight says with an adorable smile.


(In the Confessional...)

"I think Twilight's one of my best friends here. He's really kind, and sweet, and knows how to make people smile. And with that puppy dog face of his I think he could get anyone to do practically anything." Time says with a small chuckle.

"Okay. There are two types of people on this island, people who know how to play the game and people who don't. Thankfully, there are very few people who know how to play the game. Since whether you get voted off or not depends on the number of votes, I think I need an alliance. I just need to pick the dumbest and most desperate people on my team to join." TP Zelda schemes with a snicker.


"Twilight, Navi, Ruto, Postman, I'd like to talk to you guys for a second." TP Zelda says in the sweetest voice she can muster up.

"Sure Zel!" Twilight says with a grin and walks with the other four towards her.

"What is she doing now?" Time says to himself under his breath.

"Okay, long story short, I want to take you guys to the final 5 with me." TP Zelda states.

"Oh yay! I'm going to the final 5!" Ruto cheers.

"Not yet. I need you guys to form an alliance with me. Which means, who ever I vote off, you all have to vote off. Understand?" Zelda informs.

"I dunno... That would mean Time wouldn't be in the final 5 with me..." Twilight states sadly.

"Who cares about Time? He's a low-life anyways. You shouldn't be hanging around him."

"But I care about him..."

"Well you shouldn't, he's just going to stab you in the back in the end."

"H-He wouldn't do anything like that."

"Oh yes he would. He's only being everyone's friend to get ahead in the game. Now, alliance or what?"

"Um..."

"I'm waiting..."

"O-okay." Twilight says unsure.

"I want to join to!" Ruto says.

"Me too. Anything to get rid of Tetra." Navi says with a groan.

"HEEEEYYYY! ME TOO!" The Postman shouts.

"Pipe down! We want to keep this whole thing secret, okay?" TP Zelda snaps.

"Ooo it's a secret kind of thing! I like it!" Ruto says excitedly.

"Yeah okay, now lets head back before anyone gets suspicious." TP Zelda orders as they walk back to the camp fire.

With the Fat Moblins...

"I'm tired Sky..." SS Zelda sighs.

"I know, I think we all are..." Sky says as he rubs his tired eyes.

"I think I can see the sun rising... Ugh..." SS Zelda groans as she slouches down.

"You could go to sleep if you wanted."

"Really? Is that okay?"

"Sure, I'll stay up."

"I find that very unlikely, but I am really tired so..." Zelda rests her head on Times shoulder and drifts off into a deep sleep. Sky's fan girls are screaming in joy at this point. Sky rubs his temples at the sound of their screams.

"For the Goddesses sake Sky, tell your fan girls to shut up." Midna groans.

"I can't do that, that would be mean." Sky replies.

"Sky, I think I've made it pretty clear that I want Zelda to be my girlfriend, so if you don't mind stepping aside..." Groose orders.

"Please, there's no way I'm letting Zelda fall for a jerk like you." Sky spits back.

"She's already fallen for me Sky, so move out of the way."

"Make me!"

"Fine I will!" Groose says as he raises a fist just about to punch him, but right before he does the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A-Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point floats in between the two making Groose smash the floating pot.

"OW! UGH!" Groose shouts holding onto his aching hand.


(In the Confessional...)

"I will not tolerate any fighting on this team, especially physical ones. I had to do something, I wasn't going to let that meanie beat poor Sky up over a girl!" The squeaky voice Floating-Pot exclaimed.

"That dumb vase is in for some big trouble once I finish getting all these little shards out of my fist! Ow!" Groose yells as he picks the few pieces out of his hand.

"D-Did you see that?! Groose is crazy! I think he may be worse than Ganon!" Sky says, frightened.


The unlucky Ranae and Vio are dragging a very angry Groose away from the campfire to make sure he didn't do anymore damage.

"As much as I loooooove the drama going on, we can't have any of you getting physically beat up by one another, so Groose won't be participating in this challenge. He will be back next challenge I assure you, so I would think about how you're going to survive when he comes back~" Shadow says in a cheery mood, excited for the revenge Groose will be plotting.

Everyone and everything on the camp ground is awkward in silence.

"Ahem... Soooo... Zelda's still sleeping?" Midna says trying to start conversation.

"Yep... She slept through that entire thing..." Sky says, surprised himself.

Malon decided that since her team was so caught up in that whole dilemma, this would be her chance to talk to Time without anyone noticing.

"H-Hey Time." Malon says with a sweet smile.

"Malon, right?" Time confirms. She replies with a nod. "Aren't you on the other team? I shouldn't really be making conversation with you."

"Yeah... But I'm bored, so I'd thought I'd talk to you."

"Haha, well I'm nothing exciting."

"I think you are. You're so dilligent, sweet, and athletic. I can't believe you carried Ruto the entire marathon!"

"Trust me, it wasn't fun." Time said with a small laugh. Malon laughed along, the two getting a lot more comfortable with each other as hours past.


A few days past and still some of the contestants we're awake.

"I can't believe you guys. Fall asleep already!" Shadow says with a slight bit of anger. All that was left was Time, Fi, and Shiek.

"Geez Fi... I don't know if I can stay awake any longer..." Time says, barely keeping his eyes open.

"It's okay, I've calculated our chances of winning, and at the moment it's 95%. If you fall asleep it will only drop about 5%." Fi states.

"Someone's getting cocky..." Shiek mumbles.

"Yaaaawwwnnn... Okay... Thanks Fi..." Time says as he passes out leaving the last two standing.

"It's just you and me Fi... Yawwwwnnn..." Shiek says with a yawn.

"Why yes, yes it is." Fi responds. Another long awkward pause takes place with the two staring at each other. After about an hour of starring, Shiek passes out.

"Finally! For the first time, the Aggravating Octoroks win!" Shadow announces. The Aggravating Octoroks came and congratulated Fi.

"How did you do it Fi?" Twilight asks in wonder.

"Well, there's the fact that I don't actually sleep." Fi responds in her mono-toned voice.

"W-Wait what?! Then there was no way we could have won!" SS Zelda complained.

"Well, I always calculate the chances of someone killing me. You could have won that way." Fi Says.

"That challenge was unfair Shadow!" SS Zelda says to Shadow.

"Hey don't look at me, I didn't know she didn't sleep." Shadow says putting his hands up in defense.

"Actually, the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A-Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point doesn't sleep either. If he didn't get smashed into pieces it probably would've been a tie."

"WHAT?!"


"There are only 9 red potions on this tray, and 10 campers sitting before me. The camper that does not receive a potion must immediately pack their things, board the boat of losers, and never, EVER, return to this island again..." Shadow looks at the campers to see them all glaring back. "What? Hey, It's not my fault you didn't use the Random-Floating-Pot to it's full potential. All of the challenges are going to be unfair, deal with it. Now when I call you're name you must come and collect your potion. SS Zelda."

"Yay!" Zelda squeals.

"Midna, Shiek, Malon, Ilia, Ciela, the Random-Floating-Pot-That-Attacks-You-But-Leaves-A-Heart-So-There's-Really-No-Point, Sky... There's only one potion left. Ganon... Bean Seller..." Shadow drags on for the anticipation.

"JUST SAY IT ALREADY!" Ganon orders loudly.

"Fine... Geez, it goes to Ganon." Shadow says handing over the potion to Ganondorf. "Sorry Bean Seller, the boat is waiting."

The Bean Seller just shrugs, picks up his beans, and heads off to the Dock of Losers. None of the other team members wish him good-bye.

"Good riddance." SS Zelda says to herself.


The Bean Seller slowly walks away with a bag full of magic beans. The Red intern comes running down the dock to catch up with him.

"What are you doing here?" The Bean Seller inquires.

"O-Okay, this is kinda embarrassing, but now you've got me wondering what these magic beans taste like." Red responds.

"50 rupees a pack."

"50! Can't it be any cheaper?"

"No."

"40 rupees?"

"45 rupees."

"Err... how about 43?"

"44."

"Deal!" Red exclaims as he hands the Bean Seller 44 rupees. The Bean Seller gives him a small pack of magic beans.

"Thanks! Byeee!" Red waves as the Bean Seller sails off into the night. "Okay lets try these..."

Red pops a few into his mouth.

"WOW! THESE ARE AMAZING!" Red says cheerfully and skips back to the dinning hall eating away at his magic beans.


The ending was a bit random, but I promise that the bean thing is going to add to Reds persona.

This chapter was much more dramatic than the others. (Finally, drama!)

Sorry if some of the characters were a bit OOC. It's gonna happen if you want a good reality show! :P

So I decided that every time I add a new chapter I'm gonna ask you guys what you think of two different characters. So for this week, tell me what you think of SS Zelda and TP Zelda!

I should stop talking now...

Byeeee!