Your name is Sollux Captor, and right now, you feel like the worlds dumbest ass.
Your morail is currently yelling at you, bawling his eyes out, because you sort of stole his kismesis from him. You want to respond like a sane person; apologize, then gently explain your side of the story. Unfortunately for you, you have extreme bipolar issues, and tend to act on impulse.
"You don't know what happened!" you yell, making Karkat jump. "I'll have you know, I wanted nothing two do with the bathdard! The freak puthed me againtht the wall, and tharted making out with me! You don't know the half of what he'th done two me!" You feel tears sliding down your cheeks. Yeah, well, fine. What did it matter if you were going to cry?
"SOLLUX, CALM DO-" Karkat starts, frowning deeply, obviously having conflicting emotions right now.
"Dammit KK, I'm not going two calm down!" You yell, maybe a little too soon. "I can't take thith anymore! Did you know, he called me hith fucking MATETHPRIT? I told him I don't want anything two do with him, not even be hith kithmethith! And I'm thorry if I couldn't tell you two were kithmethith together, okay? I jutht couldn't take being tortured by him anymore, tho I fought back. Deal with it!"
Karkat stares at you, bites his lip, and shakes his head in anger. "WELL SORRY FOR MISSUNDERSTANDING," he yelled, voice laced with sarcasm. "SORRY- FOR- MISS-UND-ER-STAN-DING. I BET, I BET IT HAPPENS TO EEEEVERYONE. YKNOW, WALKING IN ON THEIR MORAIL AND KISMESIS HAVING A FUCKING SLOPPY MAKEOUT SESSION. PERFECTLY NORMAL!"
At this point, you regretted yelling. Hell, you regretted a lot of stuff you've done. Especially stuff you've done that unintentionaly hurts Karkat. "KK... lithen, I'm thorry I freaked out, but maybe you thould underthtand what went on before you yell-"
"GOG JEGUS DAMMIT, SOLLUX! I'M TIRED OF ALL YOUR BULLSHIT! Y'KNOW, MAYBE THIS WHOLE 'MORAIL' THING ISN'T WORKING OUT; WE ALWAYS MANAGE TO PISS EACHOTHER OFF WAY TOO OFTEN." he said the last part almost quietly.
You could practically feel your heart break. "Karkat..." You feel the tears coming again, and again, you don't try to hold them back. "Karkat I'm thorry... Pleathe don't do thith two me... How could I live without you?"
He rolls his eyes. "I DON'T KNOW, APPARENTLY PRETTY WELL."
You fall to the floor, rather pathetically, your head in your hands. You can't stop the tears now. Your sitting there like a fucking wimp, tears splashing on the floor. "Karkat... I can't make it without you... I theriouthly think I'd rather die and not come back than have you leave me... I know I'm the world'th thittietht morail- but I..." More words are waiting to be spoken, but they get caught in your throat. You start bawling like a wiggler.
