Chapter 3

Running the route

Soon the Eds were delivering papers. Edd dusted the walkway on one house before dropping the paper on it. He wasn't impressed by how it was angled, so he straightened it. Ed was putting multiple papers into a mailbox, but they bursted out of it. Ed didn't notice, so he put that mailbox red thingy up, unaware of the pile behind it.

"Read all about it!" he said.

Meanwhile, Metaknight was throwing papers from the air, not missing a single house. However, when he brought some to Ganondorf's place, he was hit in mid-air by a torrent of papers.

"I don't care for this nonsence written by impacels and selled by impacels!" Ganondorf snarled.

Eddy on the other hand was basking in the sun, letting the others to do the dirty work.

"Careful kid, you might burn." Rayquaza said as he caught a paper, but his eyes went wide when he saw an article about Jack Tompson. He threw the paper into the air and eltrocuted it to bits.

Stop calling me kid, cowboy! Eddy thought.

Edd then did a weird gesture with his hand, cracked a smile, and threw a paper at a door with all his might (if he had any). Suprisently, it landed where it was supposed to be.

"Correct!" he hollored.

Ed was having trouble getting a door open. So he, with all his fury, jumped over the gate, only to have his pants get stuck on one of the spikes. As he called for help, Edd was to notice first. He went to the gate, but didn't see Ed.

Then he heard laughter...

IT WAS THAT "censored" DUCK HUNT DOG! The annoying, hatable lab continued to giggle at Edd, pestering him. When suddently, a huge beam of Aura came hurdling down the sky. Apparently Lucario, like every other character from Nintendo, despised that dog, and his Aura storm cooked the canine nuisence to a crisp.

"I - hate - that - dog." he said with gritted teeth.

Later...

After getting rid of the textbook definition of ******bag, Ed returned to Eddy along with Lucario.

"Your friend here needed a little help." he said."Oh, and I just did the whole world a favor." he held up the Duck Hunt Dog's head.

"let me show you how it's done jackal face." Eddy said with a paper in his hands, as if he ignored the whole thing. He went up to a house. But when he threw it in the air, it fell apart.

Metaknight came by."There has to be a much more simpler solution to this." he said.

"Let me solve our problem..." Edd said...