So sorry i haven't updated in a while but i have been in Africa!! I'm sorry but Chapter 4 will come up as soon as possible but unlucky for me school starts in 3 days so good luck me! Please Please Please review. Its fun reading reviews and for the 3 people who have reviewed you people rock!! :D enjoy

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Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight or any of the characters... I wish i did though...

"Alice, are you sure this will work?" I asked Alice impatiently as she dressed me in extravagant clothing.

"Dearest Edward, don't you have any faith in me?" She asked sweetly, "now shut up whilst I put you some eye-liner on!" She added firmly.

I stood there for half an hour whilst Alice dressed me and did my make up.

"I feel like we're in the 80's again," I complained at Alice.

"Those days were fun. You should wear eye-liner more often you know" Alice was thinking about how fun it would be to dress me everyday. Alice loved nothing more than a game of dress up, I felt sorry for Jasper. Poor guy. Although he was enjoying this more than anyone.

He sat laughing in the corner at my ridiculous costume. "I bet China sounds good round about now doesn't it?!" He spoke through his girly giggles/

I wasn't entirely sure whether this would work.

"Alice are you sure this will work? Cos I gotta be honest. I look like a fool," I was really doubtful now, Alice's visions weren't usually wrong but I was sceptical.

I watched in her head as she saw Tanya's reaction to my transformation.

"See. I told you by the time I'm finished with you, Tanya will be running for the hills! Well, if she doesn't change her mind that is." She added the last bit quietly. Finally she had finished I looked in the mirror at myself, it was show time. Rosalie had taken Tanya out shopping much to Rosalie's disgust but Alice could see they were about to be back in 30 seconds.

"Okay, finishing touches. Ipod. Now look sullen and moody." Alice said

I made a sad face.

"Sadder" Alice commanded.

I made a depressed face.

"Sadder"

I made a suicidal face.

"Sadder"

I looked at her annoyed, exasperated and sceptical.

"Perfect" She finally looked pleased. "She's here"

I heard the door open downstairs and Tanya run in the house. "Edward!" She called out my name, "Edward, look what I have bought for you"

I moped down the stairs into her line of view. She cried out "Edward! What the hell has happened to you?! You look like an... an... an... EMO!" She managed to spit out.

"Tanya, I'm sorry. I can't keep leading this life. I have found my true calling. I am pure emo. And I'm afraid there is nothing anyone can do. Excuse me whilst I listen to My Chemical Romance and rock out by myself" I added the last bit firmly as she stood frozen, not breathing. I moped slowly even for a human out into the garden.

As I left I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the mirror, Alice had done a pretty good damn job! She dressed me in black skinny jeans with black converse which I had to admit I liked. I wore a black Ramones tee and wore eyeliner. Lots of it... She also dyed a wash-in wash-out black hair dye which I did not like.

I sat alone in the garden for a while I could hear Tanya's thoughts fretting over what she should do. According to Alice she was going to leave soon. I tuned out her thoughts, she had an annoying high pitched voice in her head which annoyed the hell out of me.

I sat listening to various rock music whilst tapping my foot and once in a while I would do air-drums or air-guitar. I closed my eyes and lent my head against an oak tree when there was a tap on my shoulder.

"Hey Edward. I've been thinking." Tanya began, "I was going to leave because you freaked me out with your whole emo-ness but I changed my mind at the last minute. And I decided that you need me now more than ever. I realised that you are going through a mid-eternity crisis like a mid-life crisis. Don't worry Edward, I am not going to leave you whilst your in this condition. We will get through this together." She spoke softly and put her arm around my shoulders.

"Say what?!" My face fell to the floor and my face turned a paler shade of white. I could see Alice through the window she looked sheepishly away from me. Boy was she going to get her ass kicked...

What the hell am I going to do now?