Eldar Stealth

Take a long look at the eldar army. Now think. How do you NOT notice an army of power rangers sneaking up on you?

The New Tyrannids.

We have Apocalypse creatures as heavy support choices. This isn't unfair at all.

New Daemon Hunters

When the game begins, pack your stuff up. It will save you a whole lot of misery.

Lucius The eternal

Apparently, there's a new way to rape bodies.

Nurgle

It all started with the opening of McDonalds.

Juggernauts

They're red bulls. Why do you think they're mad?

Howling banshees

There's a reason the imperium doesn't use glass.

Wraithguard

When life gives you lemons. Make ghost robots.

Ork Kommandos

A moving cardboard box isn't noticeable at all.

Sisters of battle

Spreading the truth of feminism wherever they go. Oh and the emperor.

Catachans

Make fun of Rambo again. I dare you.

Terminators

I'll be back

Great Unclean One

That doesn't look like a zombie pedophile at all.