Eldar Stealth
Take a long look at the eldar army. Now think. How do you NOT notice an army of power rangers sneaking up on you?
The New Tyrannids.
We have Apocalypse creatures as heavy support choices. This isn't unfair at all.
New Daemon Hunters
When the game begins, pack your stuff up. It will save you a whole lot of misery.
Lucius The eternal
Apparently, there's a new way to rape bodies.
Nurgle
It all started with the opening of McDonalds.
Juggernauts
They're red bulls. Why do you think they're mad?
Howling banshees
There's a reason the imperium doesn't use glass.
Wraithguard
When life gives you lemons. Make ghost robots.
Ork Kommandos
A moving cardboard box isn't noticeable at all.
Sisters of battle
Spreading the truth of feminism wherever they go. Oh and the emperor.
Catachans
Make fun of Rambo again. I dare you.
Terminators
I'll be back
Great Unclean One
That doesn't look like a zombie pedophile at all.
