(AN: Why the fuck am I still writing these? This movie is like super old now no one cares.)
It's been a few years after the war rig crashed into the twin towers. The man they framed, Osama bin Laden, and his rock band Al Qaeda, have been killed by the US government.
Mad Max, Furiosa, Nux , and the sex slaves were free to roam the streets once again. Or so they thought...
They were in the territory of my oc warlord, Fedoran: The Defender of Virgins. With just the tip of his fedora he's brought entire non virgin armies to their knees. All non virgin men, women, and children feared him. And Mad Max and his non virgin crew were on his turf. Although I think Nux is a virgin. Unless he was someone's bitch but does being butt fucked by another guy actually count as losing your virginity? But with that logic that means most gay men are virgins. So then, would a homo lose his virginity after buttfucking a guy or getting buttfucked by a guy? Fuck it Nux did both to make this shit simple. Probably with that Joker looking Skits guy or whatever his name is.
I'm surprised they don't have gay ship pics of them yet.
Anyway, Fedoran was sitting on his throne made of star bucks coffee cups as one of his Fedorafag henchmen told him the news of non virgins in his land.
"WOOOW FUCKING TROLLS ALREADY LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY!" His face turned beet red and his breathing grew rather heavy, "WE HAVE TO GET THESE FUCKING TROLLS OFF OF MY BLOG BEFORE THEY TRIGGER ME!"
He ran his hand against his neckbeard and slipped into his cheeto stained sweatpants. He finished his outfit with a classy vest and was ready for war.
The team of non virgins were chilling out getting drunk and fucking hot grills at the club when the sound of Munford and Sons blasted from outside.
Mad Max ran to the window and what he saw angered him to a full capacity of 10000000000% mad. There was Fedoran, an army of Fedorafags behind him, their fedoras at the ready.
"WHO DO YOU TROLLS THINK YOU ARE BRINGING YOUR NON VIRGIN SCUM HERE?!" Fedoran roared at Mad Max and his niggas.
"AARGH YOUR FEDORA MAKES ME SO MAD!" Mad Max shouted back at him.
"OH YEAH?" Fedoran gave Mad Max a hard stare, "WELL ITS JUST A HAT AND YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO WEAR IT!" With that, he tipped his fedora. A shock wave of virginity blasted at Mad Max and his crew, blasting all of them across the club, except for Nux cuz I'm making him a virgin now. They fell into the dj who then later died of meme overdose.
Fedoran tipped his fedora at the club's door, blasting it open. His Fedorafags came bursting into the club screaming about how classy they were and how everyone else is a troll.
Nux looked over at Mad Max, Furiosa and the ginger sex slave. They were collapsed on the ground. The power of virginity was just too strong for them.
It was up to Nux and his down syndrome powers now. He pulled out a dirty syringe filled with chrome spray paint and stabbed it into his arm's vein. It pulsed with chrome as Nux began calling upon the power of minecraft knowledge and overused unironic internet humor.
His hands clapped together in a super cool anime handsign. Then a giant blast of anime, minecraft, memes, and other things kids with the downs like blasted from the palms of his hands.
The down syndrome attacked the fedora fags, but only slightly weakened them because they all self identify as down syndrome kids.
Nux would have to call upon something so autistic and offensive not even Fedoran's Fedorafags could handle it. But doing this meant certain death for Nux. He looked over his shoulder at his friends. They were all pale and half dead from all the butthurt and faggotry the Fedorafags were bringing upon them.
Nux sighed, then brought his hands together into an even cooler anime handsign, " Ore-wa O'chin-chin gedai ski-nandayo!" He shouted.
Nux screamed in agony as Filthy Frank began crawling from his butthole, along with Pink Guy, Salamander Man, and Lord Chin Chin himself.
Filthy Frank breathed hard through his teeth as he looked around at the carnage around them, "OH NO PINK GUY! ITS FEDORAN! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!"
"Gibe me da p00si b0ss" Pink Guy replied.
"WE GOTTA GIVE THEM OUR DISEASES, PINK GUY!" Filthy Frank shouted. Then Filthy Frank and his crew began throwing all their diseases at the Fedorafags.
Fedoran grimaced in pain as he watched his poor Fedorafags sizzle and disintegrate at the touch of Frank's diseases.
Fedoran quickly retaliated with the last remaining Fedorafags as Filthy Frank, Pink Guy, Salamander Man and Lord Chin Chin chased after them.
The power of virgin fags was wearing off and Mad Max, Furiosa, and the ginger sex slave staggered to their feet. The ginger sex slave turned her head towards Nux and her eyes widened in panic as she saw him lying motionless on the ground.
"NUX!" She screamed as she ran over to him. She fell to her knees and stared down at his face. It was paler and blood seeped from the cracks of his butthole lips.
"My-my chromosomes... Are burnt out..." Nux explained. The ginger sex slave stroked his cheek with the back of her fingers, "You'll make it, Nucks."
Nucks coughed, "Only if you... Sh-share chromosomes with me."
This was a hard decision for the ginger sex slave. She looked up at Furiosa and Max for their opinions.
"He saved our lives. It's only right we save his." Furiosa said.
Mad Max who was definitely mad right now began shouting, "WE'LL ALL DONATE OUR CHROMOSOMES TO YOU NUX!"
And so the entire team donated some of their chromosomes to Nucks. Now all of them were retarded. They ate crayons, wore helmets, and lived for only Minecraft and memes. And they were too stupid to ever recognize anything bad happening to them so all of them lived happy lives until finally they had the same fate as the club's dj. Meme overdose.
The End.
(AN: I should just write the Mad Max movies I'm fucking good at this shit. BTW Fedoran was based off irl me so any criticism on his character I'll take personally.)
