Author's Notes: Ack, once again I took forever to update! Won't you please forgive me!?
Disclaimer: Let me see... nope! I do not own any manga that goes by the name 'Gakuen Alice' or 'Alice Academy.' You must be mistaking me for someone else.
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Know Your Stars! Gakuen Alice Style!
Victim III: Sumire Shouda
By Konnichiwa Minna
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Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars... Sumire... she prefers being refered to as Permy.
"What!? Who said that!? I bet you know damn well that I hate being called that!!" Permy - er, Sumire - shouted in protest.
Permy... She inherited her grandma's butt genes - she has a watermelon-shaped backside.
"What did you say!? I will kick your sorry behind if you keep making up stupid lies! How 'bout you tell my fans the truth, like about my relationship with Natsume?" Sumire suggested.
Ha ha ha... that conversation won't last long. You and Natsume have no relationship.
Sumire gave a terrifying glare around the entire room.
And the truth is, watermelon-butt has the oh-so-amazing technique to turn into a cat... or is a dog?
"W-w-what?? No I don't! My Alice is way cooler than that lame ability!!" she stammered angrily and flushed pink.
Really...? Like the ability to make everyone puke just by looking at your face?
"NO!! That's false! Untrue!! Lies! Damn, has that silly Sakura Mikan been telling you stupid childish lies?" she yelled.
Or the ability to make people laugh so hard when they see your butt, that they fall of their chairs and onto the floor laughing so hard that they must clutch their stomachs?
"Hey, you! Don't you ignore me!! I know you can hear me, you... you old prune!"
Or the ability to come up with such lame comebacks, that we'll all cover our faces and act like we don't know of your mere existence?
Sumire jumped out of the chair and stomped the floor in sheer anger.
"That was NOT a lame comeback and you know it!" Her face began turning crimson from anger.
Permy also seems to have the ability to make her face match Natsume's eyes.
"So, you think I have no real important or cool abilities, huh? Well, I'll show you! Come out and show yourself!! Don't be a coward, you evil snake!"
Oooooh, I'm so scared. Permy sure knows how to scare the crap out of people.
"That's it! I'm leaving! I should have never came to be on your lame excuse of a TV show."
I believe you will find escape quite impossible, seeing as you don't have an ability that can free you. Unless you use your claws to claw through the numerous walls.
Sumire huffed and began scraping at the walls. When she saw it barely had any effect, she decided to search for a door... or maybe a window.
Cat-dog girl is actually not a girl at all. His name is George and he's 46-years-old.
"WHAT!? Shut up! You don't know anything... hey, where's the damn door? I thought I entered through here! But now there's just neverending walls! There's not even a single window!" Permy - er, Sumire - began feeling desperate. "I must see MY Natsume!! Lemme outta here!"
George swallowed a bicycle at the age of 11, when he was a cat-dog in the circus.
Sumire continued futile attempts of knocking down the walls, searching behind curtains for a door or window, and sniffing the floors hoping to find a trap door or something.
Bike-Swallower eats seaweed as well as her seaweed-haired brother's hair.
A faint growl could be heard from Permy.
George eats cardboard boxes and HD TVs.
Sumire hissed.
Now you know Permy, the watermelon-ass, Natsume-relationship-lacking, cat-dog girl, who has the abillity to -
"Shut the hell up!!" she rudely interrupted.
-make people puke just by seeing her face, as well as the abilities to make people laugh so hard when they see her butt, that they fall of their chairs and onto the floor laughing so hard that they must clutch their stomachs, and to come up with such lame comebacks, that we'll all cover our faces and act like we don't know of your -
"I said BE QUIET!" Permy yelled, while continously searching for a way to escape.
-mere existence. She also has the ability to make her face match Natsume's eyes, and the ability to scare the crap out of people. And, in actual fact, she is actually a 46-year-old man named George, who swallowed a bike at 11-years-old while in the circus as a cat-dog. Let's not forget that George-
"Oh my gosh, if you don't shut your trap, I will destroy you and make sure you become a no-star, just like I did to Mikan!"
-eats seaweed and her brother's hair, which is shaped like seaweed, as well as cardboard boxes and HD TV's. Now you know-
"What do you mean, 'Now you know?' They don't know ANYTHING about me! All they know is your a horrible, annoying, sarcastic, egotistic liar!" Permy roared.
-George/Permy/Sumire or whatever you want to call this cat-dog. Buh-bye!
"What!? Don't you dare leave me! Let me out first, before you think of leaving!"
Silence.
"ARGHHHHHH!!"
And so we leave our beloved cat-girl to forever attempt to get out of the god-forsaken studio place.
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Author's Notes: So, tell me truthfully, did this chapter suck? I'm really sorry if it does.
Oh and I'm super sorry for taking forever to update this. Truly I am. Lots of things have happened and I've just been really busy. Not to mention lazy.
Anyway, review and let me know how I did!
Oh, and Happy New Year!!!
:D
Konnichiwa Minna
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