CHAPTER 3: THE BATTLE OF GREECE AND HONG KONG

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. This fic is for entertainment purposes only. Credits to the owners.

Characters:

*Nyotalia fem!North Italy: Daisy Vargas

*Germany: Ludwig Beildschmidt

*2p!Greece: Hermes Karpusi

*Prussia: Gilbert Beildschmidt

*Canada: Matthew Williams

*Hong Kong: Li Xiao Chun

*OC!Philippines: Maria Gabriela de la Cruz

*Korea: Yong Soo Im

"Pretty sparks~" Korea said, watching the sparkly firecrackers. They explode and he winces. Like an old lady, he screams. "Get those things off my lawn!"

"It's my lawn, Korea!" Philippines yells. "SKATA!" Greece ducked as a random fire cracker flew at him and then ran inside the hut and did not look pleased at all. "WHO IS LAUNCHING FIRE CRACKERS?!" Someone should calm Greece because he is about to just go nuts. Philippines calms Hermes by making at a mango as a fire cracker flies in the air and colourful sparks fades in the air and Korea and Philippines stare in awe . Greece is content with his mango and will not flip unless the fire crackers are the ones that explode loudly because that is the last thing he needs. Philippines takes pictures of the colorful sparks. "Greece is kind of edgy right now so do not make a lot of loud noise around him." Greece mutters. Hong Kong makes a loud explosion. Philippines does the exact opposite and crash teo pans together... from 30 miles away. Greece freezes and pulls out his kopis like he thinks the Persians are invading or something, and his eyes are focused on Li Xiao. Philippines laughs hysterically and prances back into the hut. "Run, Li Xao! Save yourself!" Philippines creeps away, afraid Li Xiao will kill her when Greece is done with him. Philippines digs a hole behind Li "..."

Greece cannot resist this perfect moment and does the thing . "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" He then Spartan kicked Li Xiao into the hole. Hong Kong shoots another firecracker as he elegantly moves out of the way pulligh the greek into the hole. Korea Claps screaming "BRAVOOOO ENCOREEEE!" as the magnificent sight of firecracker and battle starts. Greece slams his sword into the ground so he doesn't fall in and gets back on his feet and smacks Li in the head with the back end of his kopis. They fall in, anyway. Philippines also claps as the two countries fall into a pit of whoopee cushions as the battle begins. Hong Kong grabbed the back of the sword getting a tight grip on it, he throws it out of his grasp. Meanwhile Philippines makes a fruit cocktail.

"Dude calm your tits." Hong Kong says. Greece is sort of already in Spartan/frenzy mode and manages to punch Li in the gut before he can either block or deflect. Philippines Laughs hysterically as she hands Yong Soo a cocktail. "Woah! Are you taping this, Maria?!" exclaims Korea. Hong Kong thanks God China taught him Kung Fu as he quickly moves out of the way by doing this his palm of his hand was hit. Philippines "Yep! This is SO going on YouTube."*sips drink*

"You're tiring yourself out." mutters Hong Kong. Greece says heavily "Never wrestle a Greek, we invented it."

"I'm doing kung fu!"

"Please, I can taekwondo your asses." Korea whispers to Philippines. "Please, we have combat kali." She mimics. Hong Kong kicks the entire fuck out of the Greek, knocking him out he walks out of the pit. Hong Kong gives a 'if you show this to anyone I'll whoop your ass look' at the Phillipines. She raises an arm in a defensive stance "Video for home use only."

"Totes, I just wanted to see it. I don't hit girls or people younger than me unlike other people."

"Good. Here." she hands over the video. Hong Kong smirked in delight before giving his usual poker face "Ok." Korea head-trees when they start battling in the video. "Anyways like what was up with him?" Hong Kong asks Philippines. "With who? Yong Soo?"

"Nah, he always acts like that. No, that Greece guy."

"Dunno... Not sure"

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A/N: Thanks for reading! I can pm the RP box if anyone wants… besides that, PASTAAAAA~ (Pst… Daisy… what do ya think?)

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