I OWN Nothing
Banana Man
Sorry It Took So long But I had exams and stuff at school to worry about
Story Start
Give it to me Sauske said while Glaring at the smirking man seated in front of him.
Mah mah Sauske Kun I don't know what it is your talking about Kabuto said while smiling coyly
Don't Bullshit with me! Give me the power you gave Uzumaki!
Oh! You mean the belt? Kabuto said in mock surprise
Yes the belt!
Hmmm! Sorry can't help you! Kabuto said
Why You! Sauske reached across the table and pulled Kabuto close.
Listen you worm! Don't play games with me! I'm not going to fall for your bullshit! It's best not to test my patience with your attempts at misdirection. Especially when I know who you really are! Sauske said with his face inches from Kabutos while glaring angrily
Kabuto simply smirked at sauske. My my I'm surprised I never expected to see such ferociousness from you Sauske. But- Kabuto leaned in close to sauskes ear, You shouldn't be prepared to spew such vital information of Identity, especially when I know what your family tree is, After all we wouldn't want Itachi Kun to know just what his innocent brother has been doing while conversing with the street rats.
Sauskes Grip on Kabuto Suit tightened at what he was saying.
You seem to forget your place Yakushi. I am the brother of Uchia Itatchi One of the leading Project heads at root Corp. I am viewed in his eyes as his precious little brother, all I need to do is tell him you attempted to peddle some strange object to me and you will disappear for life. Sauske's glare then lessened. However I do not want that, I believe that we can come to a beneficial agreement.
What Kind of agreement Kabuto Asked
Simple you provide me with the belt and lock and I don't tell my brother about your "activities". Do we have a deal?
Kabuto was silent for a few moments before he smiled brightly. You young Uchia Sama are more interesting then I believed you to be. He then reached into his suit case and pulled out a driver and a lockseed that had a picture of a banana on it.
Ya know I was gonna try charge you extra for this stuff but after hearing this little speech of yours, I just want to see how far your going to go.
HN! Don't underestimate the power of a Uchiha. With those parting words parting words Sauske walked off (Now I'll show the world my true power, but first I believe a test is in order with a certain orange moron")
As Sauske left Kabuto pushed his glasses up his face and pulled his phone to his face
Professor it's me. Little Uchia has taken the bait.
XX JUST LIVE MORE XX
XX Dance Plaza
Orange Squash!
Seiya!
Naruto yelled as he slashed through one of the Zetsu surrounding him causing it to explode.
Come on! Ya jerks is that the best you can do!
The two Zetus left seemed to hear him as they charged at him wildly.
Naruto easily moved out of the way and knocked the two Zetus into a pile with a leg sweep.
Alright time to end this!
Naruto then leapt into the air and hit the belt cutter
Orange squash
Narutos leg then became covered in Orange Energy as he began falling the Two fallen Zetus.
Eat this! Uzumaki orange orange attack!
Naruto made contact with the two Zetus causing them to explode in a shower of orange slices.
Naruto them undid the transformation and fist bumped. Hell yeah no one can defeat the mighty Uzumaki Naruto Datteboyo!
Damn you Uzumaki! Cried out the leader of team tiger Mizuki.
Oh quit whining I beat you fair and square you ass.
Yeah! Nichan Totally destroyed you Yelled out Konohamaru
That's right Said Udon, Moegi and Gaims newest member Inari said
You act all tough cause you got your bodyguard hear but the second you brats are alone I'll…I'll get you guys later Mizuki said Before Running off
That was so cool Boss! Konohamaru said to his friend
Naruto simply rubbed his nose before remembering he still had his helmet on.
Oh right better take this off he said before canceling the transformation and returning to his street clothes.
Mah Mah wasn't much to it Naruto said with a cocky grin on his face
Thanks for helping us out boss. With Iruka gone all the teams are gunning for us now. You turning into that samurai thing is really helpin us out.
Hey I owe Iruka this is the least I can do for the team.
Bro you've done more for then we could have done even Iruka
Hey you guys were great without me kickin the crap outta people.
Are you kidding listen to the crowd
Gaim! Gaim! Gaim!
We haven't been this famous in forever!
Ya know what? Now that you mention it I am pretty awesome!
Gaim can we get a picture? Asked a random bystander from the crowd
Sure! Naruto said before transforming and posing in different Heroic Positions.
XX Senju Healing ClinicXX
Wowzers its only been a week and The news sensation Gaim is already sweepin the beat nation said dj Tobi over the Video feed
Look and feast your eyes upon the hottest addition to the Zetsu game in ages
Uh Sakura?
Yeah Shizune?
Are you feeling alright? You have this weird twitching eyebrow
Oh its nothing Shizune I just have a moron I need to beat senseless.
Oh that's good and all but you're crushing our patient's already twisted ankle out of rage.
Crap!
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Yo Mom I'm ho- GAH! Naruto yelled as he walked into his apartment and was promptly knocked out
The person who had punched him was Sakura and she appeared to be furious. She then began to menacingly approach the downed Naruto
Sakura Chan what the hell was that for!? Naruto yelled while holding his nose
What? I can't visit my idiot friend when he's doing something stupid?
What did I do stupid!? Naruto yelled confused
Oh I don't know running around like its Halloween and playing games with little kids when you said you have work.
Hey the team needs my help!
Really? Sakura said with a raised Eyebrow
Yeah with Iruka missing all the other teams are gonna be gunning for them now
And your job? Sakura asked
Oh..i kinda got fired Naruto said plainly
You what!
I got fired he repeated
How! Sakura shouted
I kinda accidently crushed the boss when I tried to use my powers Naruto sheepishly said
But its okay though I'm doing good now Naruto defended
How is this good?
Well now I'm using my power to responsibly help people.. ya know like you at the hospital.
Did you just say you playing kiddy games is the same as me saving lives?
Uh yes he nervously said
NARUTO! Sakura said while raising her fist
Crap!
BEEEP!
Oh my phone Naruto said while quickly taking the call to escape sakura's wrath
Don't you Ignore ME! Sakura yelled
Sup konohanaru? Naruto asked while dodging out of the way of a sakura punch
Boss! Sasuke he and his team are back! He's asking for you!
What! I'll be right there.
Hanging up he turned to Sakura
Sorry Sakura gotta go the kids need me
Wait! You cant Just-
He then ran out of the apartment leaving sakura gaping there at what just happened
Did He Just Ignore Me? Narutooooo! Sakura yelled in a rage before running out after him with anger
After Sakura and Naruto had left the door to Kushina's room opened and the red headed mom stuck her head out
….Man my sons a moron but at least he's a noble moron she said with a smile
Wait
DID he say he got Fired!?
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Where is Uzumaki!? An annoyed Sasuke asked
He'll be here eventually a equally annoyed Konohanaru said. Ya know you asking aint gonna hurry things up though
Hm! When your challenged its customary to appear on time
Do you really think boss cares about crap like that? Sides don't know why your in such a rush to get your ass kicked again. After all you were pretty scared when that big Zetu came and was destroying everything Kono Said with a grin
If I remember correctly Sarutobi weren't you hiding behind your boss's leg.
Gah! That's not true I was simply providing back up from behind. That's more than you did while you were frozen like a deer in the road!
Grr! Sauske then turned away from Kono with his arms crossed.
Tell Uzumaki to Hurry up!
Don't worry I'm Here! Naruto said while running in panting for breath
Konohamaru ran up to him , Boss what took you?
Well ya see I was tryin to lose sakura in some allyways cause I kinda pissed her off.
Yeesh Boss she's worse than a police officer
Your telling me Naruto said with a laugh
Hey! Did you forget about me moron! A agitated Sauske Yelled
Oh Yeah I did come because of you Teme Naruto said
I came to reclaim my honor. Sauske said
Huh? Naruto said with a lazy expression
That day we were attacked by the Zetu I shamed myself by being weak. I Shamed myself by needing help from a deadlast buffoon like you.
Hey! Who are You Calling deadlast! Naruto yelled
Sauske however ignored him in favor of continuing on
I am here right now to show who the truly weak one is. That power you have is wasted with someone like you. Your act like mothing more than a child with a new toy to show his friends. I'll show you what true power can do when it is in the correct and capable hands.
What the Hell are you talkin about? Naruto asked
Sauske reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a Driver and a Banana lockseed
Everyone in the area then gained shocked expressions as he revealed the objects
Naruto stared wide eyed at the belt No way how do have that!? He exclaimed
Gaze upon my power Sauske said before attaching the belt to his waist
When the belt attached the panel on the side revealed the side view of a helmet with a red knight like face plate and yellow eyes
Sauske then activated the lockseed causing a loud voice to ring out
BANANA!
A zipper opened over Sauske's head with a yellow Banana descending from it
Henshin!
HEY! That's my thing
Sauske spun the Lock on his finger before putting it on the Belt
LOCK ON
Unlike Naruto's belt the chime for Sauskes was more medieval European with it sounding like the music that would play at a jousting tournament
He then proceeded to slice the Banana with his cutting blade
COME ON!
The Banana then slammed On Sauske's head with yellow energy emitting from it that covered his torso in silver scale mail like armor and his arms and legs in red armor. The Banana proceeded to unfold
BANANA ARMS! KNIGHT OF THE SPEAR!
When the banana finished unfolding Sauske the scale mail was covered up by yellow shoulder pads with the arms left bare. His helmet was silver with a red face plate and two large yellow eyes, on the sides were two horns that resembled Bananas. In his right was a silver spear with banana peels on the hilt.
Tell me Uzumak what you think of My Mighty form!? Sauske said in an arrogant voice
Upon seeing the person he could consider his bitter rival gain power similar two his own there were many things that should have run through his head. Like how did he get this power? How strong is he with it?, Instead his main thought was this
BANANA! Naruto yelled while pointing at him
What Sauske said while gaining a blank face?
YOU turned into a banana!
So? You turn into an orange Sauske said
Yeah but you're a banana that's just weird
Grr! Sauske Gritted his teeth from Narutos stupidity
Just transform so I can beat you already
Fine Banana Chan if you want get beat that badly
My name is not BANANA!
Well what is it? Naruto asked
After pondering for a few seconds Sauske answered
Baron I... am armored rider Baron.
Alright Baron Banana get ready to face Armored rider Gaim! Naruto yelled before pulling out his driver and Lock
Orange!
LOCK ON!
Soiya!
ORANGE ARMS! HANAMICHI ON STAGE!
After Transforming Naruto took out his swords and got into a stance
This Is MY Stage Now Datteboyo!
Bring it Teme! Naruto Yelled while also charging with his swords
Go Boss Kono Yelled from where he was
Show em Sauske! Yelled the members of Team Baron
However before Sauske and Naruto could make contact, they were swallowed up by a grey miasma wall that had come out of nowhere.
Boss! Kono Yelled not believing what he had just seen
What Just Happened Everyone simultaneously thought
XX Unknown Place XX
Ugh! Naruto groaned as he woke up
Where am I he asked as he looked around to see where he was?
Looking around he saw that he was in what appeared to be a small photography shop
What the hell is this place Naruto thought
Looks like you're finally up came a voice from his side
He looked over to see a boy about the size of an 8th grader. He had Blond hair that was tied in a braid with a single fringe sticking out from the front of his head. He had Tan skin and golden eyes that seemed to shine. He was wearing a black t shirt and a red trench coat with a pink camera hanging around his neck.
The Boy then spoke in a voice that was deeper than what his age portrayed
My Name is Edward Elric... But you can call me decade
After staring at him for a couple seconds Naruto responded
A blonde Midget? He said in a confused and groggy voice
POW!
The boy now known as Ed than knocked Naruto back into blissful unconsciousness.
