Oh no! The past chapter was a very short one! Gomen nasai! I will make it up to you! I'll make this chapter long! please continue reading! ENJOY!


Chapter 3: Of Milk, Eggs, Grass, Pork, Plants and Poo


Anko assigned all the teams their corresponding tasks. Gai's team gets to weed the garden. Asuma's team gets to harvest the fruits. Kurenai's team gets to feed the animals and Kakashi's team gets to rake the poo (Yep! RAKE THE POO!). Kakashi was doing his job earnestly, as Anko was watching him with deadly glares. Sakura felt the urge to puke, but kept it to herself. She didn't want to let Sasuke see her puking. Naruto was complaining in one way or another while Sasuke was just doing his job... even though he's deeply disgusted. " WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?" Naruto bellowed " WHY IS THAT WOMAN DOING THIS TO US?". "If you mean Tsunade-sama.." Anko replied. " She just wants to help the villagers of Konoha..". "YEAH RIGHT!" Naruto blurted out. " HOW DOES SUFFOCATING IN POO SMELL HELP US, THEN?". "Just be quiet you idiot and do your job." Sasuke calmly said. Sakura blushed and was looking at Sasuke with starry eyes. " You should learn from Sasuke-kun's example, Naruto!" Sakura said. Kakashi was mysteriously silent. Kakashi coughed. "Is something wrong?" Anko worriedly asked. Kakashi looked at her with a bead of sweatdrop hanging on his head. " I think im running out of potable air..." he replied as he coughed his lungs out. Anko giggled as Sakura tapped Kakashi's back.

" Chouji, don't you dare eat the harvest.." Asuma said as he looked at his fat student, who is prominently looking at the juicy fruits they were picking. Shikamaru sighed at the sight of his best friend. " This is so troublesome...". "Everything's troublesome to you, you lazy bum.." Ino pointed out as she stood and stretched her hands. Her knees were numbnow from constantly sitting and bending. " Quit resting Ino and stretch your lazy butt in here.." Shikamaru said.Ino's eyes were fiery. "NANDESNE!". Shikamaru knew that if he didn't run, he would die. He ran, sweating, as Inochased him. "IM SORRY INO! IDIDN'T MEAN IT!"

"Err.. sensei?" came TenTen's almost laughing voice. "Something's on your head". Gai was wearing a traditional gardening hat worn by the old ladies (You know... that straw hat with the cloth on it?). Neji and TenTen were both keeping themselves from laughing. Lee and Gai were both wearing the stupid hats. " This is the exemplification of youth power my dear students!" Gai replied, with the usual sparkling teeth and the thumbs-up sign. " This will keep you from unwanted tanning!". Lee clapped at his sensei's statement. " Bravo, Sir Gai!". What these two need is a quiet room in the mental hospital... Neji thought

" Err... Kiba-san... its getting itchy in here" Hinata said in a softspoken way. They were feeding the chickens, goats, horses, cows, sheeps, pigs and dogs. Unfortunately, they were surrounded by tall grass which made their skin very itchy. " Oh?" Kiba said. Kiba was used to the wild so he didn't really mind it. " You feed the pigs, Hinata-chan. They're in the barn. You won't get itchy there. I'll feed the chickens for you.". Hinata clapped her hands and smiled. " Arigato! Kiba-san!". Hinata ran to the barn to feed the little piggies. Kiba treated and sees Hinata as a very kind sister. That's why he's really bound to protect her. Shino was silently feeding the cows. It's tail almost hit his body but he always evaded. Kurenai was also there, feeding the fuzzy sheep.