Back at Oro's Hideout...

"Man this sucks, this is supposed to be the day Orochimaru trains Sasuke. Hmm, I might be able to take this to my own advantage." Naruto thought (in Oro's body) as he examined a calendar in Oro's bedroom.

"Orochimaru-sama, hurry up outside already!" Sasuke called. Naruto rushed outside to find Sasuke waiting impatiently.

"Ahem, to begin your training we will…um…have you…stretch out your vocal cords!" Naruto stuttered.

"What," Sasuke asked in a ticked off voice, "I don't need to stretch out my vocal cords! I just want you to make me stronger, not prepare me for a choir concert."

"Here, I already wrote down an awesome pledge you say. Announce it really loud and say it word for word." Naruto handed Sasuke to piece of notebook paper.

"I Sasuke am a dork. I could never match up to the might of Naruto Uzamaki. The only way I'd match up with his incredible strength would be if I were reborn into something more mighty than the form I'm forced to live in, like a fly. Lord Orochimaru, what the heck is this!" Sasuke burst as he read the note.

"It is true and crucial to your training. Now on to the next phase." Naruto gestured a confused Sasuke to the middle of the arena.

"Sasuke I am finally going to teach you a technique that will defeat all of your enemies. Using this battle suit, you will never be defeated. Combined with this awesome move, the battle suit will go to its full extent!" Naruto pulled the suit from behind his back. I was…A BALLERINA SUIT!

"Now go inside and change." Naruto ordered, shoving the tutu at Sasuke. Before Sasuke could say anything, he was putting on the pink tutu and purple top. When he came out, Kabuto was there.

"Hello Miss, can I direct you to the nearest ladies' room." Kabuto laughed at the feminine sight.

"You're laughing now Kabuto, but I will become the most fearsome warrior in all the land." Sasuke pronounced as stood on his tiptoes and gracefully danced over.

"Now Sasuke, we will begin your training." Naruto said, recovering from a laughing fit. "Now first step is the Twirling Flower Jutsu." Naruto directed.

"Finally, something with a reasonable name.' Sasuke muttered.

"All you have to do are these hand signs and then twirl around." Naruto instructed with following hand signs.

The first one looked like a demented butterfly that lost its left wing. The second one showed what looked like a constipated kitten climbing up a tree. The last one was of a flower blooming and ended with the sign of a rainbow. Sasuke stared at Naruto for a minute, surprised at his master's hand signs. Then he got over it when he realized that Oro is one of the most girlish men he had ever met. Sasuke did the hand signs and twirl like a ballerina trying to hit the dummies. He missed and ended up nauseous. Naruto pushed them all down, so it seemed like he did hit them.

"See Sasuke, you hit every target. It's all thanks to the battle suit. Don't ever not were it when in battle, it's very crucial to doing the Twirling Flower." Naruto snickered. "Though I think that's enough training for one day, I'm going to bed." Naruto laughed as he headed off to bed.

"Oro-sama has been going to bed really early lately. It's only 6:30." Kabuto pointed out.

"Orochimaru can do whatever he pleases as long as he keeps training me like this!" Sasuke said, smoothing out his skirt.

"As long as you don't do Swan Lake, I'll be fine." Kabuto laughed as he walked off.

"Oh no he didn't!" Sasuke said, snapping his fingers in a Z-formation.

Note: I will most likely be killed by any Sasuke fan-girls out there if they read this. It was worth it though! (Laughs!) ^_^