Joker walks over to Batman's body before turning around and seeing Tommy sitting in the corner, crying. "Scram, kid," Joker says before turning back to Batman. Tommy gets up and runs out of the building.
Joker sits down beside him, "You know, Bats, it's going to be very hard for me. Without you crime has no punch line. I mean let's face it, Gordon's a good cop but GCPD doesn't stand a chance against me. Neither does Robin, or Batgirl, or Nightwing, or any of those heroes. If it weren't for you I would have destroyed Gotham by now and where's the fun in that?"
"This is starting to get me thinking of our first encounter before I became the Joker. You remember don't you? When I robbed that chemical factory, some joke on me, am I right. I mean one moment my comrades are being killed by the guards and then you show up and scare the crap out of me. I remember just running and instinctively diving into the vat of chemicals, at least that's what I remember happening, maybe you pushed me or maybe I just tripped I don't remember what happened exactly I just remember being scared out of my wits." Joker starts laughing.
Joker then gets up," Well I guess that it's now time to bury you isn't it?" Joker grabs Batman by his legs and drags him away.
He carries him outside and places him down on the dirt. Joker then leaves and returns with a shovel. Joker starts digging a hole and after several hours, a big enough hole has been dug.
He then dumps Batman's body into the hole. "Good bye, I'll miss you," Joker says, sadly before tossing dirt in. Eventually he completely buries him.
"Now there's something missing… oh yes, of course, a tombstone!" Joker says before running off. He returns with a big rock and he carves on it, "RIP Batman". Joker places the tombstone on the grave.
Joker pulls the flower off of his suit and places it on the grave. Joker then walks away.
Joker walks a good distance away from the building before reaching a convenient store. Joker enters it. The only person in it is a cashier. The cashier freezes with panic upon seeing him.
Joker smiles before pulling out a switchblade, "Put on a happy face!" Joker then laughs before grabbing the man and cutting through his cheeks, giving him a Glasgow smile. Joker lets go of the man who falls to the ground.
Joker's smile fades, "See not the same." Joker sits down next to the dead man and pulls out his cell phone and dials 911.
"911 emergencies," the operator says. "This is the Joker speaking, I'm down at Johnson's Convenient Store and I'm tired so I would like to go back to Arkham now, please," Joker says.
"Look if this is some sort of prank that it isn't funny," the operator says, angrily. "Just come down to Johnson's Convenient Store and you will see that for once I am not joking," Joker says, irritated.
"I'll send men down there, right away," the operator says. "Good," Joker says before hanging up and tossing the phone to the ground. Joker turns to the body, "Here that, I'm coming home." Joker then leans back on the encounter and awaits the police's arrival.
