Emma Granger had just finished showing her last appointment out the door and was waiting for her husband, Dan, to finish his; then they would go out to dinner before returning home and seeing what mischief they could get up to since their daughter Hermione would be gone for the rest of the summer. As fun thoughts were swirling around in her head the bell on the front door rang announcing a visitor.

"Sorry, were closed for the evening, unless it's an emergency otherwise I'm sure we'll be able to fit you in early next week", Emma said smiling at the tall, well dress gentleman that stood before her.

"My name is Dobby, Lady Granger's mum and I've been asked to deliver a letter to you and the Lady Granger's dad" Said the tall, well dressed gentleman in a high, squeaky voice more suited to something out of a fairytale creature rather than human. "Alright, I'm Emma Granger and my husband is Dan, maybe he knows this Lady Granger, I'll ask him in a couple of minutes. You said there was a letter, can you give it to me or do you need my husband to sign for it or something"?

This seemed to catch the man off guard for a moment but then he recovered and produced an envelope with a wax seal sporting a stylized G imbedded in it and handed it over to Emma. "I'll be going to report to the Lady Granger that the errand was successful", and with that he turned and left the office as quickly as he had come. Ten minutes later, as Dan let his last patient out and locked the door, he noticed his wife was standing very close and after drawing the blinds on the windows spun and caught Emma in a surprise hug before trying his best to kiss her senseless. Several minutes later a smiling Emma pushed her husband away and took a deep breath. "Down Tiger, we'll have our fun later.

This arrived for you as I was showing Miss Wilson out. A very tall gentleman with a very high, squeaky voice delivered this letter for us from a Lady Granger, any idea who that could be"? Dan looked confused as he shook his head no and broke the wax seal on the letter. Emma was looking over his shoulder and they began to read;

Dear Mum and Dad,

I know you had plans for tonight, but something has happened and we need to talk as a family, Dad you have some explaining to do as well. This letter is also a portkey, a magical way of traveling, and if you would just trust your "kitten" I will explain everything when we meet. Sorry for being cryptic, but we are no longer sure who we can trust. I love you Mum and Dad and will see you both soon.

Love,

Hermione

They were both holding the letter when Emma started talking, "Who's "we", and what's with the kitten comment. Anytime you would call her that she would say "Kitten, Smitten", and at that moment both Emma and Dan disappeared from their dental office and appeared in the foyer of the Granger Manor.

Hermione and Harry appeared in front of a large wrought iron gate with a stylized G in the center. Hermione touched her signet ring to the symbol on the gate and the gate disappeared only to reappear once they had crossed the boundary of the property. They were met almost immediately by an old house elf that introduced itself to Hermione as Kipling, the Manors Head Elf,

"Would Mistress and her Sir like a quick tour of the grounds before we adjourn to the main house"? "Please Kipling, when it is just us or family and friends I must insist that you call me Hermione and this is Harry. If you really can't then can you do Ms. Hermione and Mr. Harry and yes a tour of the grounds would be wonderful, thank you".

"Of course Ms. Hermione, I believe that you and Mr. Harry would be more comfortable riding", and with that he snapped his fingers and a white buggy came into view pulled by two of the whitest tigers either had ever seen. They seemed as tame as new born kittens but Kipling assured them that if there wasn't a Granger present they would defend the property from all intruders. Kipling saw the look on Harry's face and wryly noted,

"Fear not Mr. Harry, as the Husband of our Lady you are protected as well". Visibly relieved Harry leaned back in the buggy and enjoyed the scenery and Kipling's running commentary. They rode through an exquisite flower garden and when Hermione asked about a certain flower another elf appeared; her name was Jane and told Hermione that it was a hybrid orchid found only on these lands called the Granger Orchid.

Hermione asked Jane if it would be possible to get a mix of fresh flowers in the main house on a daily basis. Jane said that she would coordinate it with Alcott, the Manors main house elf; Kipling said he would introduce Ms. Granger to her in a little while.

Overall there was 50 acres of immaculately cared for lawns and gardens, a stable that housed four pure white Apollonian stallions along with the white tigers; and an Owlery that produced only Snow Owls, allowing them understand why Hedwig liked Hermione so much, she had been born and raised at Granger Manor.

The tour continued at the Manor with Alcott leading the tour. They started at the third floor which consisted of four huge Master Suites each with their own spacious bathroom and reading room. Any book from the main library could be transferred to one of the reading rooms by writing its name in the directory located in each room. The second floor was more bedrooms, eight to be exact, each two joined by a Jack and Jill bathroom and each room had its own directory and reading area.

The main floor contained the parlor, main library, a formal and informal eating area, a billiard room, the kitchen and pantries and a study/office for the Head of House. The first thing Hermione did when entering the room was to move over to a map of the buildings and grounds and place her signet ring against the map and declared the Wards to be in a state of "Battle Ready" the exception to the wards would be Hermione, Harry Potter, Dan and Emma Granger, Hedwig, Dobby the house elf and the Granger Elves and Gringotts.

Anyone not following proper protocol would find themselves forcibly removed from the grounds and swimming in the North Sea, or worse mauled by white tigers. The Manor also had a cavernous basement only about a quarter of it was being used and that was as a wine cellar, with everything from 25 year old Ogden's Finest Fire whiskey to Château Laffite 1787. They had just returned to the main floor when a small "pop" was heard and Dr.'s Granger arrived in the main entrance.

The first thing Dan noticed was that the large stylized G embedded in the floor looked like gold leaf, but considering this was a magical dwelling was more likely pure 24 karat gold. Emma noticed her daughter rounding the corner accompanied by someone who could only be Harry Potter, by all of Hermione's descriptions of him over the years, and a small, well dressed creature (for lack of a better word at this time) and rushed over to embrace her.

Dan, broken out of his trance by the movement of his wife, joined her in hugging their daughter. Emma was the first to speak, "What was this letter about? Are you okay? How did we get here? Where is here? Is this the Harry you are always talking about? Who is this other "person" beside you? Who is this Lady Granger that Dobby person kept talking about, is she here now and can we meet her? Well, are you just going to stand there or do me and your Father get any answers"?

Emma just stared at her daughter with a mixture of humor as to how she must sound and fear that something may have happened to her little girl. Hermione just looked at Harry before laughing, "Is that what I look and sound like when I get going? No wonder everyone is always trying to get me to relax". Harry just smiled at her as she turned to her parents,

"We'll leave the letter for later, but yes we are fine; you and dad got here using a magical form of travel called a portkey, it can take you places almost instantly.

Here is called Granger Manor and it's located just outside of Glasgow. Yes, this is the Harry I am and will always be going on about. This is Kipling, Kipling these are my parents Dan and Emma Granger will you please see that they are made comfortable, and he is the Head Elf for the Manor. Lady Granger is here now and will explain about the letter and as much as she can when we get to her and we can meet her now if you like? Kipling could you have three Butterbeers and a glass of one of the finer Scotches brought to the parlor please"?

With that Hermione locked arms with her parents and began leading them to the parlor. Emma noticed Harry hanging back, "Oh no you don't", she smiled, "I know you have a part to play in all of this, so you are coming with me mister". At that she grabbed Harry with her free arm and latched on like he was a long lost relative eliciting small laughs from both Hermione and her dad.

In a rundown Shack.

Tom Marvolo Riddle, better known as… (dramatic pause, then said in evil, deep voice) LORD VOLDEMORT was not having a good day. He had used up a considerable portion of his magic in the construction of this new body. The new body was pathetically weak being little more that a very ugly, very weak, baby; I mean what do you expect when you use the offspring of your familiar snake to construct a new body with. He was sure that using the blood of his only available servant, Wormtail, had not helped in the process but only served to give him kind of a human form.

Anyway he was getting hungry now, who knew babies were always hungry, and cranky; he was sure he had pooped his nappies some time ago but there was no one around to change them and on top of everything else none of his spells were working right. He wasn't even able to kill the caretaker with an AK.

If the old man hadn't died of a heart attack at the site of him, Tom was sure the place would be crawling with Mundanes right now and he would probably be in a lab being studied as the Worlds Ugliest Baby. Dang it, he thought irritably, the rest of my plans better go off without a hitch. I have less than a year left on this body and if they fail to get me the Potter boys blood it's back to wraith form; and I swear to Merlin I'll take Barty Jr. and Wormtail with me if that happens.

Granger Manor.

The group of four entered the Parlor and found their drinks waiting for them. "I thought that Lady Granger would be here to explain what was going on", asked Emma. As Hermione settled into a large wing backed chair and smiled sheepishly at her parents, "Well, Mum I am the Lady Granger as of about 10 o'clock this morning. When I woke up this morning I caught Mrs. Weasley putting a potion in my juice, when I confronted Ron about it he laughed and said that since I was nothing he was going to claim me and the potion would allow me to accept it better. Needless to say I did not take it well and kneed him in his bits before running out of the house".

"That's kind of where I come in", said Harry, "I'd just arrived and followed Hermione outside, and she told me about what happened. I needed to go to Gringotts anyway and we decided to go then and there". When we go there we were met by Griphook who escorted us to Ragnok, the Director of the Bank and King of the Goblins, who told me that they had done a Family Line check from a drop of stored blood and that I am the last Heir to the Ancient House of Granger.

There's more, but I think we need to question dad a little about his family history, because he's not Mundane, he's a Squib". Dan Granger just stared at them in shock, "I didn't know, I overheard my great grandpa Granger tell my grandpa about things his great, great grandfather did that seemed like magic. But he was old and I was like 5 years old what did I know, and over the years I just forgot".

"Its okay dad, none of us knew. Later I'll introduce you to a long lost relative of yours in the study. Harry and I need to complete our story now. Once I was confirmed as the newest Lady Granger we found out that there was a betrothal contract between the Grangers and the Potters and as it was the oldest for both families it took precedent over all others. Harry and I had just started dating hours earlier and now there was a contract to take it future".

"I claimed my Head of House and signed the contract. I know it was rash, but I truly love your daughter and plan on spending the rest of my life proving it". "And that's when he handed it to me and I signed as well, what we didn't know is that because we signed it as Heads of House it also had the effect of turning the contract into a marriage license. Harry and I are emancipated and married and I am now the Lady Hermione Jane Granger-Potter on the Ancient and most Noble House of Granger". It took twenty minutes for Dan to come to and in that time the two teens had a chance to calm the angry Emma and tell her why they did what they did and that there are advantages to what happened.

The fact that they, as a family, now out ranked most of the people who had been trying to oppress them was one of the biggest advantages. Once Dan was awake and calmed down it was decided that everyone would sleep on it, and Kipling led them up to their rooms. When Harry began to go into one of the other rooms Hermione stopped him and reminded him that they were married now and while she wasn't ready for anything to heavy right now they were going to sleep in the same bed. Harry blushed and smiled as the door closed behind him.

The following week was rough on everyone as the Dr.'s Granger had to get used to their little girl now being married at the age of fifteen, but also for Harry and Hermione for pretty much the same reason. Dan spent several hours the first couple of days with Emma in the study talking to the portrait of Danielle Granger, who had been the last Lady Granger, painted 300 years earlier, and filling her in on as much family and world history as they could. Dan assured her he would dig through the old family archives and bring in more information soon.

Dan had the "That's my daughter and I don't want her mother or I to be grandparents before you graduate school" speech, and Harry had professed that they had talked about that the first night and had decided that after Hogwarts they would see what Universities would have them and have children after they graduated. This went a long way to helping the adult Grangers accept Harry as family.

The Next day shows our favorite person to bash having a bad week.

The Goblins had been tireless in pursuit of any allegation of wrongdoing by Albus Dumbledore, and while sharing this information with Amelia Bones they were sure they would remove the Head Master from society by the end of the school year.

Griphook sends three letters off one to Fumbeldore, one to Lord Potter, and one to Madam Bones oh it was great to be a goblin.

The Gringotts owl flew into Madam Bones office. "Thank you. Let's see what we have here." She opens the letter and her face slowly starts to turn red by the time she is done she sees only red. "ALBUS DUMBLEDORE YOU MANIPULATING OLD FART I'LL HAVE YOUR TWINKLING EYES AND MANIPULATING HEAD ON MY WALL FOR THIS!"

Everyone in the DMLE froze as Madam Bones went on her tirate everyone looks and wonders what ever did Dumbledore do to her.

Harry finishes with the package of modified lemon drops. "This will teach him to mess with the son of a Master Trickster." He looks at the assembled bottles. "

All kinds of laxatives, hot sauce, and a special mixture of his own. "Sorry Hedwig but Fumbles knows you." The beautiful snowy owl claps her beak softly in which looks like grumbling. "

Girl how about you take this letter to the twins for me? I'll have bacon waiting for you when you return."

Hedwig swoops down and sticks out her leg for the letter. Her Harry said her magic word Bacon.

Hedwig flies out the window as a barn owl takes the package to Dumbledore.

Griphook had all seventeen of Albus's accounts locked down, including five that Albus thought nobody would ever connect to him. They even went as far as to charm his brothers' account so that he could not lend money to Albus.

On top of all that the Goblins had banned him from ever doing business with any Gringotts branch ever. If he showed up as himself the guards would bar his entrance, and as all glamour's were revealed upon entering the bank he was forcibly thrown out on three separate occasions (two on the same day). He thinks about how one letter could do so much.

Flashback begins

A black Eagle Owl with a Gringotts markings on its harness bearing a letter dropped on his desk. Albus reached and opened the letter it read;

Dear Albus Dumbledore,

It has come to our attention that gold and articles that belongs to one of our most important client have been taken, with out his consent.

In that matter we have seized all of your accounts to pay back what you have stolen from with interest. We hope you have a great day.

Sincerely

Gringotts

Albus looked at the letter and did the only thing he could do, he fainted.

As Dumbledore laid passed out an owl flies in and drops its package onto the desk before flying out the window.

After Dumbledore woke up he went to the goblins to try to sort everything out.

Albus apperates to Diagon Alley and walks to the bank as he was walking up the steps the Guards stop him.

"Sorry wizard no entry." the goblins gruffly say.

"out of the way, I am Albus Dumbledore and no one can say what I can and can't do." He blusters as he tries to walk in the door.

"BAM!" he goes flying down the alley. he hits the bookstore and falls down in a heap.

"those goblins I'll show them." he grumbles to himself as he tries again.

Albus dumbledore made a specter of himself as he was thrown all over the alley. sent to a brothel as he tried to get in as a woman, and was sent to Peru as he tried to use polyjuice as a Peruvian exchange student.

He was Albus Dumbledore the next Merlin how dare those beasts treat him like that.

He tried to get the Potter brats gold through other means but that was stopped by his Lordships.

How did that Brat find out. he was supposed to die and he would get all the gold and all of his titles and the great honor as being the greatest wizard ever. Merlin's name would fall and Albus Dumbledore's name would be Immortalized forever.

Albus notices a box on his desk. "I wonder what this is. " he says as he opens the box after checking for and harmful jinks or hexes.

"Ohh lemon drops my favorite." he says as he plops 1 after another into his mouth. Little did he realize that he would be hurting in a few hrs.

Harry went from his room and into the Library "Hermione What should we do to the ones who Betrayed us?" Harry asks as he enters. Hermione Looks up from the Huge book in front of her.

"Well we can get a Piece out in the paper. We can name all names. And we should contact the twins." She says.

Harry Replies," Well I already sent Fumbledore a nice tainted box of Lemon Drops. I surpose we can use this Rita Skeeter for our Mud raking."

"Harry what do you mean tainted Lemon Drops?" She asks with 1 eyebrow raised.

"Well I used all types of over the counter Laxitives and a few of my own making." harry says with a somewhat set face. Hermione Laughs "oh that is perfect. I think we need to bring Snuffles and Remus into our revenge if anything they know about is revenge." She tells Harry.

"ok and we can go after the Malfoys to they are a pain in the neck and I really want to put Draco in his place." Harry says.

"GO and send a letter to Rita asking for an interview. Also my parents are going to move into here. We need to see how much damage that Potter Manor has suffered from not being opened for 14 years." Herminoe says.

"Ok, Hermione afterwards lets goto Gringotts and visit my Family vault, maybe my parents have a painting there." Harry Says, Harry leaves the library and walks to the room he has Hedwig is asleep on her perch. She wakes up as Harry walks into the room. "Hey Girl are you up for a few Letter Deliveries?" he asks. Hedwig looks at him and hoots softly. As he had givin her a huge platter of bacon her Harry was in her good books. She bobs her head.

Harry get's out some parchment and writes.

Dear Snuffles,

Alot has happened and we need to talk. Hermione has enclosed this Portkey that will take you to our location. Get to Mooney and have him come with you. Don't trust Dumbledore. Will explain when we see you. The password is what is on the map.

Harry.

Harry puts the letter in a envolope and writes a new one.

Dear Chaos twins,

To read this say what the map password is.

Well we found out something about your mother and about Ron and they where going to use love potions on us. So we need you to do some extra testing on some of your candies ok. (give Ron some of these I sent Dumbledore some same ones.) just a word of warning do not be down wind.

The Gloves are of this year. Are you going to join me?

Harry

Dear Miss Skeeter,

My name is Harry Potter or as you know the Boy-who-lived. I have just come into a inheritence of sorts and would like to give you the exclusive true story of my life. If you are intrested send word back.

Sincerly,

Lord Harry James Potter

Head of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter.

Harry puts these letters into their envelopes. And he ties them to Hedwig. Hedwig flies out the window and disappers into the sky.

"ok lets look at those books." he says and grabs the Ledger He got from Griphook.

Ministry of Magic.

Madam Bones was on the warpath. Every thing that involed Harry Potter she looked up. And what she found was disturbing.

She looks at the report she got from Poppy.

Mr. Potter has shown up every year with multiple broken bones improperly healed, and is far to emaciated. I have tried to get Albus to do something but I am in danger of breaking my healer's oath. Please do something Madam Bones

Healer Poppy Pomphry

" I Have you right where I want you Dumbledore. No what to do about the Minister." she says as she gets ideas on how to get that idiot out of office along with that pink toad.

Hogwarts

Albus Dumbledore the so called leader of the light, the only one that you-know-who was scared to fight, was in extreme pain.

"ohhh What did I eat that is causing me so much problems." he moans as he sits on the chamber pot in his bathroom. The smell that permiated out caused his Familier Fawkes to flash out taking the sorting hat with him. The smell signaled the liegon of house elves that where waiting to do some heavy cleaning.

Serverus Snape was walking up the corrridor to the Headmasters office. As he enters the stairwell he is overwhelmed with the smell and passes out falling down the stairs,. He is found many hours later by Hagrid who flings him over his shoulder and takes him up to the hospital wing. Snape would later find out that he had broken both of his Coller bones, had his shoulders dislocated and had a massive lump on his head. But what he could not forget was that smell that lingered on his robes and in his hair. (He would spend the next 3 days taking many showers. To get the smell out of his system.)

Rita Skeeter was on a Super High. She had just got a letter from the most sought after exclusive ever. She agrees to meet with Lord Potter in 2 days as she gets her questions ready one of her coworkers spies and does not like what he hears.

He sends a letter to his contact.

Lord Malfoy,

It has come to my attention that Miss Skeeter is getting ready to rake your family through the mud with this new Lord that she is going to meet, also the goblins say that 2 most ancient and Nobel Houses have new Lords. I hope this meets with your approval. You may need to grease I mean donate to the editor to keep your family name out of the paper.

Grinc Jougenmisher.

Lucius Malfoy was angry "ELF get my Cloak I am heading out!" he yells after he is ready he apperates to Gringotts to get some gold From his special Vault to start paying off the people he needs to.

After Lord Malfoy leaves a Letter makes it's way to Lord Potter, and Madam Bones. After all the goblins made a killing on the withdraw fees from the Malfoy vault.

In the Weasley Household Arthur Weasley has just finished his letter to harry

Dear Mr. Potter

I would like to apologize for my ex wife and Youngest ex son. I have thrown them, out of the family and hope that I can make it up to you. Please don't let them sour your view of our family

Sincerly

Arthur Weasley

Head of House Weasley.

Arthur sends the letter off as the wins get there letter. After they read it the get some devious looks on their face, their ex brother won't know what hit him.

Harry and Hermione went on several dates over the next three weeks both in Glasgow and Diagon Alley and about a month before they returned to school consummated their marriage, three times that first night and twice the following morning, needless to say they didn't make it down until lunch that day. Not that Emma and Dan noticed as, from the sounds occasionally heard coming from their room over the last several weeks, they had been doing a fair amount of consummating themselves.

That week brought several other surprises to the happy, little group; Hedwig flew in one day with a letter from Sirius,

Harry,

This wonderful owl appeared out of nowhere three days ago, just as I was about to start this letter. It wasn't until I found the Potter Crest on the collar that I knew she was yours. They have a great ability to know when someone close to the family needs to send a letter, and will normally, happily deliver said letter. This one reminds me of the Potter Manor owl, Hamlet, which would deliver your father's mail to Hogwarts. I digress, since my escape I have made my way somewhere safe and am slowly regaining my health. Fear not for my sanity for as your father and our friends would tell you. I never really had that much. Know that I miss you and am sorry I let my anger influence my decisions that night. Dumbledore says he has a way to bring me back this school year, so I will hopefully see you soon.

Your doddering Dogfather,

Sirius Orion Black

After a quick conference with Hermione and her parents Harry wrote a letter back to him.

Sirius,

It was wonderful to hear from you, we are glad you are doing better. Hedwig and Hamlet are probably related as I found out that there is only one family that breeds the Snow Owl. I can't explain in this letter, but DO NOT TRUST DUMBLEDORE at this point, certain things just do not add up. Please check yourself and ALL possessions for tracking charms and once removed, this letter is a portkey and will get you safely through the wards. Remember Sirius, I am my father's son.

Harry

Harry searches the library and finds a book on how to find your inner animal. He grabs the book and starts reading it. "Hey Harry what are you reading? Herminoe asks? "A book on how to find out what Animagus you are." He replies there is another copy here." Hermione grabs the book and they both meditate before they go to sleep.

A/N: The rewrite is going well next chapter is the train ride as well as a date night. Also Harry will be a Phoenix but what type is up to me. I have 5 options. Also I have a Special Form for Hermione. Sirius will make a camo next chapter. Till next time. TCB