Today I kidnapped Graystripe.
Graystripe: "Thank you so much for taking me away from all of my kits. They were driving me crazy!"
Me: *leans over* "Say the disclaimer."
Graystripe: "Or what."
Me: *whispers to Graystripe*
Graystripe :xxxspottedfeatherxxx does not own warriors.
The Lakes News
Daisy walked into her den and started crying. A big meanie had taken her favorite mirror. Her thoughts turned to Dustpelt. Could have that creep have stolen the mirror? She knew who she had to call. In a flash she got out her paw phone and started texting.
Meanwhile, there was a meeting occurring at The Olde Kit Pub in the middle of the lake. Hollykit stood alone without her brothers. She was going to join the underground black market. She had her first good for the king of the operation.
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*flashback*
Daisy stood and yawned, she couldn't wait to hit the sack after editing about a million stories. She sighed "Those kits know how to write, but the suck at grammar." She went out to take a long relaxing shower. Meanwhile a fluffy black and white kit with blue eyes snuck into Daisy's nest and took her mirror
*End of flashback*
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When Hollykit met the king, he stopped her from leaving and said "Your skills are good, and you are a part of the L.A.K.W.N. You will become a member of the kit mafia and steal more than simple household items. You will steal…. UNDERWEAR! Hollykit was amazed. She never thought that she would ever become a part of the mafia. That an enormous respect and boon in the kit world.
Meanwhile, Daisy was having a meeting with Foxleap, the best detective in the clans about her missing mirror. Foxleap inspected the evidence and came to a conclusion. "Your mirror is probably on the underground black market," Said Foxleap. "NO !" cried Daisy. I will talk to Firestar about this.
She ran into Firestar's den crying about her stolen mirror. Firestar was grouchy because he had just gotten back from Leafpool after the Sandstorm incident, and his work had piled up. So he started yelling at Brambleclaw to move his tabby butt and put Daisy in probation. (The authoress would have put his exact words, but she would have to put the story's rating as a M.) Meanwhile, as a punishment Firestar's underwear got raided by kit mafia.
Okay, send me a review about what Firestar's punishment for cursing should be, and what other cats should end up in probation. Also I will not update on Sunday because of a birthday party. Soon my updating will only be on weekends because of school. Spottedfeather plushies goes to Moonbeam141 for telling me how to send plushies and reviewing, guests Guest and Sun for reviewing, Graystorm11 for fallowing this story, and whoever posted my story on the community Hey Firestar, want a waffle?
