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Akane: Good Tobi.
Tobi: =D Tobi is a good boy.
Akane: Unlike someone who had gotten everyone else basically drunk. =_=
Hidan: Fuck ya'll.
Kakuzu: *Slaps Hidan silly*
Everyone in the story: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! x33!!
Akane: Now stay up til 5 in the freaking morning to open your dang presents!
Hidan: *sniff* Wanted to say that with cuss words.
Kakuzu: *Slaps him silly again*
4 am.
Everyone woke.
On the floor.
With big-ass hangovers.
"My god!" Hidan was the first to shout when he woke, rubbing his head. "This fucking headache is driving me to hell!" Deidara and Sasori were woken up by his complaints, also having the effects of overdrinking.
"Shut up Hidan!" Sasori shouted, also rubbing his temples. Soon enough, Kisame, Itachi, Zetsu, found themselves on the ground. (Tobi was a good boy so he went to bed.)
Seconds later, everyone found themselves running for the bathroom, trampling each other.
"Move it Kisame! Your Samehada is hitting against me!" Sasori shouted.
"Ahahah! That's what she said!" Hidan randomly commented. The others gave him a weird look, then returned to their war to get to the bathroom before they regurgitate their late night party.
"Screw this! I'm going to the sink!" Itachi pushed his way out of the crowd and back to the kitchen and let his senses do whatever they did. Kisame got in the bathroom first with his Samehada blocking everyone else out. Puking sounds echoed through the hallways which made everyone else's stomach growl with discomfort. Hidan was starting to get too queasy, attacking his way into the bathroom.
"Move the fuck outta my way!" He shouted. He got to his destination and let out his beer in the tub. The rest got in, battling for the bathroom sink. Deidara got in the bathroom last and took the other side of the bathtub.
"I knew it wasn't a good -BLLURRGHH- idea, Un!" He gasped after his vomiting.
"That was hella fun though." Right after that sentence Hidan upchucked again.
In Deidara's hair.
"The HELL!" He pushed Hidan away, shaking his head as digested alcohol began flying everywhere.
"Stop getting your nasty hair pieces and that foul smell on us!" Sasori shouted, after throwing up in the sink.
"But Danna! Hidan threw up in my beautiful hair!" Hidan didn't listen and kept doing his business as Deidara complained.
"I didn't know you drank that much…" The dark Zetsu said to his other half.
"…I didn't know either." The brighter side admitted.
Now if only they were smart enough to follow Itachi for room…
Idiots… The Uchiha thought as he cleaned himself off at the sink, alone and barely stinking.
Pein and Konan were woken up abruptly around 5:00 am, by --Oh I don't know--
Puking sounds?
"I'm going to head to the bathroom first…" Pein got off of his bed as Konan fell back asleep. He slowly trudged him and his Akatsuki boxers (Hot!!)…smelling foul odor.
"What's going on…?" He opened his door, which was right across from the bathroom and saw digested food everywhere.
"What the CRAP." He boasted, plugging his nose. His eyes observed his fellow recruited members were shoving each other out of the way to vomit, relieving the discomfort in their stomachs. He walked back into his and Konan's room, shutting the door.
"What happened?" Konan asked half-asleep.
"Those morons are having a dang hangover, and they're basically destroying the bathroom."
"Oh?" Came the lazy reply. Pein shrugged and figured that he'll get Tobi to clean it up or something. He headed to another door that was in the room that looked like a closet.
"Good thing I installed a personal bathroom in here."
And just like that he went to do his morning business.
I wonder if I should brew another cup of morning coffee for leader-sama again…? Konan thought to herself.
5:20 AM
Everyone was finally done puking and poor Tobi had to clean up the mess because…well,
He was the good boy. Kakuzu was ignoring Hidan while he cusses his heart out, shutting his luggage. Kisame was already in the living room waiting. Itachi was still figuring out if he should take his Sasuke keychain or Sasuke Plush. Deidara and Sasori argued about art while walking to the living room, dragging their suitcases/bags. Zetsu was still mourning over the fact that Konan had used his precious fertilizer for coffee substance and Tobi was already packed, but cleaning the violated bathroom.
"So, what's school like?" Hidan stupidly asked. Everybody raised an eyebrow before realizing that Hidan never really went to school.
"Basically, learning." Sasori replied, uninterested in the topic.
"Yeah, un." Deidara agreed.
"Oh, well that really fucking helps." Hidan muttered sarcastically. "well, DUH. We learn. But the question is; what do we learn about?" The rest shrugged.
"There's the core classes of Language Arts (In our world; English.), Social Studies, Science, and Math." Itachi explained, "And then there is physical Education where you test out your strength."
"Is that really it? Sacrificing to Jashin sounds more interesting than that shit."
"There's more to school, you know. It's just that we need to sign up what interests us." Kakuzu rolled his eyes while talking.
"Yeah, Un! Like Art!" Deidara exclaimed brightly.
"Fuck art." Hidan deadpanned.
"Fuck you, un." Deidara retorted, in impression of Hidan.
"Enough." Pein announced, walking into the living room, "We'll be taking taxis. We don't need anybody to know us as Akatsuki. Just act normal so we won't be suspected."
"What the hell is a Taxi?" Everyone asked simultaneously.
Pein face-palmed.
The Akatsuki group walked out of their huge boulder of a hideout and looked around. And they were going to take a taxi to an airport? The problem?
Maybe the fact that their hideout was in the middle of NOWHERE?
"Prepare for a long walk." Pein mumbled. Others groan, and began picking up their feet.
Only minutes later, Deidara came up with an idea.
"Can't I just mold a big bird to get us there?"
"Like I said, we don't need anyone realizing we're Akatsuki." Pein replied.
"But we have our cloaks." Kisame pointed out.
"And our painted nails." Sasori added on.
"And our faces are really fucking recognizable." Hidan ended.
Pein's face went into a blank expression.
"Deidara get us three birds."
"Haiiii, un." He chimed. He took both of his hands into his clay pockets, dropping both of his suitcases and his hands munched away.
"Freak…" Hidan whispered.
"I heard that, un. Would you rather walk all the way into the city from here?" Deidara teased as his mouths spewed out small birds, which then immediately transformed into gigantic ones. The group separated into three different groups, with Itachi, Sasori, Deidara on the middle bird. Zetsu, Tobi and Kakuzu on another while Hidan, Pein and Konan were on the last one. The three birds accelerated into the air, and to no one's surprise,
Tobi freaked out.
"W-why are we up so high?!" He yelped. Other just sighed and ignored him.
"Deidara…you better have a good control of these." Kakuzu mumbled.
"Humph! Of course I do! Are you underestimating my work of Art, Kakuzu?" Just as Deidara tried to brag, the last bird with Pein, Konan and Hidan flew to a different direction, away from the group. Others sweat dropped.
"…Yes." Kakuzu replied, satisfied.
A/N: Okay, this was a lot shorter than I intended to write =[ but since it's CHRISTMAS, I wanted to upload for you guys faster!! =]
Thank you for the hits and visitors that had read my stories c:!
[Not much, but hey, 100+ hits and 100+ visitors for this story makes a 13 year old girl feel very special.] Since it is the time of giving, I'm giving you guys a double whammy!]
Til next.. Err I mean, Til the next two chapters, heheheh. ^.^
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Arigatou!
~Akane
