The news is out.
It had been almost 24 hours since Stewie had gone missing from the toy store and the story was about to be shown on the news that day.
"Come on Peter, the news is on" Lois called from the living room.
"Ok, I'm coming Lois" said Peter,coming into the room and eating a tub of ice-cream. He sat on the sofa just as the news came on.
"Good evening I'm Tom Tucker."
"And I'm Diane simmons. Yesterday afternoon at Quohog city mall, an infant was abducted from his parnets, the baby, known as Stewie griffin was last seen in the happy-go-lucky toy store with his father,Peter griffin just seconds before he was snatched,we now go over to Trisha tuckanawar who is over at the scene."
"Thank you Diane" said the Asian reporter " you can see, the toy store has been blocked off by police who are now searching for any clues relating to the dissapearence of the young infant."
"Thankyou Trisha. Stewie is described as being a year old and his head is shaped like a football which could make it impossible for the abductor to disguise him because he would be very recognisable with his head" Tom Tucker informed.
Dave was in the flat and he had been watching the news. He turned to Helen.
"Everyone knows Helen, everyone knows about the kid, why don't you just take him back?" he asked.
"I'll do no such thing" Helen barked, throwing a glass cup at Dave who had managed to duck in time "he's my son now and I ain't giving him back." At that moment, Stewie had come walking into the room.
"Hey, fatso, I need changing here, I've just done a fudgy" he informed. But Helen ignored him so Stewie walked up to her and kicked her on the ankle.
"Ow" she growled, glaring at Stewie "don't kick your mommy, you should learn some manners young man."
"Come on Helen, he's just a baby, he doesn't know any better" Dave said, lifting Stewie from the ground.
"Oh my god, some-one needs a clean diaper" Dave informed.
"Well spotted Poindexter, I'll give you a medal for being the first person to notice that I've done a fudgy" Stewie replied in a sarcastic manner.
"We don't have any Diapers,go to the store and buy some and get some more baby clothes too" Helen ordered. Without hesitation, Dave left the flat with his wallet.
"Now, fat bitch, it's time for you to die" Stewie declared, poiting a kitchen knife at Helen who just briefly took it from him.
"No, you don't touch knife,bad baby" she snarled before spanking him again.
"Jesus, I wish you would stop doing that" Stewie admiited "that's child absue."
"You will soon learn to behave young man" Helen spat "now, give mommy a big cuddle."
"No" Stewie said, but Helen had already picked him up and was hugging him so tight tha the felt like he was being squashed.
"Good god, this is even worse than the time I encountered Fat Bastard at McDonalds."
Cue cutaway.
Stewie is waiting in line at a McDonalds restaurant when a extremely large man cuts in front of him.
"Hey, fatty, I was before you" Stewie yelled from behind the big person who turned around and turned out to be Fat bastard.
"Well, well, what do we have here?" he said in a thick scottish accent "a baby, come here baby, I'm gonna eat ya, get in my belly."
"I think not fatty" Stewie replied, taking out a vapourizing gun.
"I like to eat baby" said Fat Bastard " I'm gonna eat you with chips and ketchup,get in my belly."
"Sorry fatso, you are not going to be eating any babies today" said Stewie. He vapourized Fat bastard before going to order his McDonalds.
End cutaway.
Dave came back a few minutes later, sporting a bagful of baby clothes and Diapers.
"Give me them here" Helen snarled, snatching the bags from Dave and taking Stewie into the bedroom.
"Now, let's change you into a clean diaper and some clean clothes" Helen stated. She took of Stewie,s original clothes and then changed and then took of his dirty Diaper. After she had put a clean one on, he leaped from the bed, grabbed his yellow shirt, red overalls,shoes and made his way down the fire escape
"HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT" Helen screeched, pursuing him down the fire escape.
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" Stewie laughed as he ran down the fire escape in his diaper " can't catch me, bitch, hahahahahahahaha." He had managed to reach the bottom of the fire escape and ran through the car park. Because Helen was so fat, she couldn't run fast enough and she stopped to catch her breath before trying to Catch Stewie. But he had gone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Helen screamed.
Meanwhile, Stewie was hiding behind some large dustbins.
"Phew, I think I lost her, that was close" he said with relief. Suddenly, he heard large footsteps approaching his hiding place and a thick texan accent.
"Oh baby, where are youuuuuuuuu?" she called out "mommy misses you baby."It wasn't long befoe Helen found him hiding.
"There you are you little bastard" she growled before grabbing him and taking him back to her flat.
"Blast" Stewie said in a very annoyed tone " my second escape attempt has failed, but I will try again and I will succeed."
