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-I am a ninja! Oh, Breena's POV-

Will, bless his retarded soul, was staring at a wrecked ship. Obsessed as I am, and reading all the fan girl fictions, I knew this was where most friends split up. Damn. Kaiya was gazing out into the sea, shielding her eyes from the rain pounding down on us like there was no tomorrow. "That's the Flying Dutchman?" Will asked with uncertainty in his voice. Gibbs nodded, and he added, "It doesn't look like much.

I rubbed my freezing nose and headed towards me and Kaiya's cabin. Ragetti jogged up behind me.

"'Ello," he said cheerfully. I ignored him and grabbed a blankie from my bed. I wrapped it around me, and like in Smosh Food Battle 2011, Kaiya was right in front of me.

"Why have you been ignoring me?" She asked, eyes narrowed.

"Kaiya, this is the amazingist thing that's ever happened to me. I'm not ignoring you; I'm simply going insane with all the awesomeness surrounding me."

"That's not a very good excuse."

"..." I grumbled and slunk away.

"-I cut down anyone in my path." I heard Will state proudly.
"I like it. Simple, easy to remember." Jack smiled at me. "Ah, love! I was wondering when I'd see you again!" He wrapped him arm around me.

"Your chariot awaits you, sire!" Ragetti yelled in a mock tone, gesturing to the dinghy. He let out an insane cackle that would put a witch to shame. As Will climbed in, Kaiya yelled "WAIT!"

"Kaiya! Stop! You know what happens. You're going to be sent to settle a coward's debt-," Jack clamped his hand over my mouth. My ears were filled with a buzzing noise, and I tried to run but Jack pulled me closer with a 'it's-her-choice' look. He yelled something, but I didn't care to listen. As soon as his grip loosened I ran to the railing, shouting, "You're gonna get killed! KAIYA! COME BACK! PLEASE!"

"Douse the lamps!"

Everyone ran about dousing lamps. Jack was staring at something through his spyglass. Before he lowered it, I scooted closer to the nearest person, who happened to be Ragetti, knowing that hell was about to brake loose.

Jack lowered the telescope, Davy and his crew appeared on the Pearl. The crew grabbed the person nearest to them, and I felt a knife at my throat. Ragetti staggered back, comepletly rag-doll like, and still in a funky yelling mood, I screamed, "Let him go! You. BASTARD!" I exaggerated the B-word with a kick to the jewls.

"You have a debt to pay-a. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement," Davy stated gravely. During this statement he advanced on Jack, who staggered back everytime he moved. Coward.

"Technically I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon."

"Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow?" His crew laughed viciously, agreeing with him.

"You've got my payment. Two souls to serve on your ship... they're already over there."

"One soul is not equal to another-a."

"Aha, so we've established my proposal is sound in principle, now we're just haggling over price."

"Price?"

"Just how many souls do you think my soul is worth?"

"One hundred souls, three days."

"You're a diamond, mate. Send me back them both and I'll get started right off."

"I keep the boy and girl, a good faith payment. That leaves you only ninety-eight more to go!"

"NO! Kaiya isn't going to pay the price because you're being a coward!" I screamed at Jack. The rain made my usually frizzy, curly hair stick to my face, giving me an insane look. For a moment, everybody was silent, then I added, "You can't do this to her. She's my friend. We've been friends since as long as I remember." My voice was barely a whisper. Davy Jones stalked over to me.

He examined my face, sending a shiver down my spine. He bent over, staring into my eyes. A shiver was sent down my spine. He turned to Jack and smiled. "Forty-eight souls if you give me the girl."

"No!" Jack and Ragetti yelled.

"Thanks for making me a Mary Sue, guys." I rolled my eyes at their confused looks.

"I keep the both, then, ninety-eight souls. But I wonder, Sparrow... Can you live with this? Can you condemn two innocent people, a friends, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?"

"NO! PLEASE, JACK! SAY NO!" I screamed.

"Yep, I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood, er, ink?" Davy grabbed Jack's hand with a tentacle. Jack let out a cry of protest.

"Three days," Davy snarled.

Davy Jones and his crew disappeared, leaving everyone by Jack staggering forward and rubbing their necks. Breena suddenly lurched forward, coming at Jack with flying fists.

"HOW COULD YOU! YOU KNOW THAT KAIYA WON'T LIVE! HOW COULD YOU! I HATE YOU! I WANT TO GO HOME! TIA DALMA! SEND ME HOME!" Breena screamed. She threw her arms in the air, expecting something to happen. Nothing did, except Charlie the Nerdfighting puppy running out of Breena's cabin. She collapsed on the deck, wildly sobbing. After a few moments, everyone looked away. Ragetti sat down next to Breena and she automatically placed her head on his shoulder.

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2. What is Ragetti's pants coated with?

3. What was Ragetti's mom's profession?

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