So, I stop coming on for a while, and I come back, and I still have people reading this silly story! You guys are crazy, I had no idea how much you guys wanted to see this continue! So, I figured, why not? So *claps hands* here goes nothing...
Mike tries to take it all in, "So, some guy in a purple jumpsuit killed a bunch of kids, and a creepy Pinocchio.. thing.. shoved the kids down your mouths for giggles and now you can walk and talk?"
"Well, the story is pretty deeper than that, there's, like, 25 other pizzerias involved, but that's basically it" Bonnie explains.
"And this is suppose to make me feel better... how?"
"Because we are opening up to each other," Bonnie smiles, "so now you know a little about me and the corpse inside me, what's your story?"
"... I come here to get minimum wage" Mike answers.
"Hot"
For the past few, very short hours, Bonnie and Mike have been chatting in the janitor closet. Bonnie sees it as a date, while Mike sees it as a kidnapping. Either way, Mike is terrified. Suddenly, he gets an idea to escape the clutches of the huge corpse puppet.
"Hey, you know, I haven't had anything to eat in a while.. Could I have some food please?" Mike asks politely.
"Why, of course my love! I mean- uhh, hold on" Bonnie runs out of the closet embarrassed for saying that. Mike never knew a 7-foot tall robot could blush; how was that programmed? Mike did not think about it for to long as he hears the giant metal footsteps clank fading off. He then grabs a nearby broom and silently opens the door and sneaks out.
Then he starts running and screaming like a complete idiot.
On the other side of the pizzeria, Freddy and Chica are sitting on stage playing UNO with Golden Freddy.
"Psssst..." Golden Freddy gets up close to Freddy.
"Stop breathing on my neck you idiot" Freddy says.
"Psssssssssssssssssssst-" Golden Freddy whispers into his ear.
Freddy sighs, "Yes?"
"DRAW 4 BOY!" Golden Freddy yells into his ear.
"AHHHH" Freddy grabs his bat and whacks Golden Freddy across the face, sending his head across the stage and falling down to the arcade.
"FREDDY!" Chica yells angrily.
"What? He screamed in my ear!" Freddy replies.
In the distance, they hear Golden Freddy saying, "OooooOOoooh, I scared ya'"
"Shut it you headless heffer!" Freddy yells.
Chica looks confused, "..That doesn't make any sense-"
"It totally does, mate!" Suddenly the two hear the scream. It sounds like a dying rooster (it's obviously Mike then).
"What is that?" Chica asks.
"Probably the A.C.. The vents suck now, you can't even crawl through them anymore" Freddy explains, "It will go off in a minute"
Over with Mike, who is running around the pizzeria very scared and confused like, he sees the head of Golden Freddy laying on the side of an arcade machine. Mike 180s it and screams in the opposite direction. "... What was that? I guess we have rats again... Is anybody gonna help me out?" Golden Freddy asks.
Mike finds a few curtains and decides to hide behind them. He runs over to it, tripping on a sign that says 'Out of Order'. The security guard closes the curtains and holds his breath.
"See, it's off now" Freddy says.
Mike stays silent in the darkness unmoving. The only source of light is through the small opening of the curtain. suddenly he starts to feel breathing on his hair. His eyes widen as he realizes he's not alone. Mike begins to shake as he hears animatronic nuts and bolts begin to move. Through the small light Mike has, he can see the shadow of a hand get close to his face. It eases closer and closer towards him as Mike begins to mentally scream. Then, with the smell of rust corroding off the hand of the robot, it strikes forward. Mike flinches, but then realizes it just grabbed his nose.
"Beep beep" It squeezes Mike nose. He screams and jets out of curtains screaming. "Har, har, got him good!"
"Hey, it's back on now" Chica says. Chica and Freddy suddenly see a shadow from the corner of the room. It's Cupcake pushing Golden Freddy's head back on stage.
"Can one of you Chuck E. Cheese dropouts help me!" Cupcake yells. Chica walks over and picks up Golden Freddy's head and places it back on the body that has just been sitting there (It somehow was playing UNO however). "And can we turn the air back on? My pits are super stinky"
".. You don't have any arms" Freddy says.
Chica stops and thinks, "The air is on though"
"No it's not. We turned it off a few days ago 'cause Goldie got cold chills" Cupcake explains.
"It felt like a ghost was going through my spine. It was spooky" Golden Freddy says.
Chica turns to Golden Freddy, "We are ghost"
"Then, if that noise isn't the A.C. then.." Freddy says as the screaming in the distance continues, "BooonnNNNIIEEE!"
Over in the kitchen, Bonnie is trying to make a pizza. "Let's see now, I've watched Chica do it before..." He grabs a piece of dough and lays it on a wooden surface. He then grabs a rolling pin. "Ok, now you use this somehow.." Bonnie begins to smack the dough with the rolling pin, sending it flying all over the table. "Now that's a pizza!" It is just crumbs and small pieces of dough now. "And then we throw it up in the air" Bonnie grabs the wooden pan and tosses the crumbs in the air. They all land on his face. "AHHH, IT'S FIGHTING BACK" Bonnie tries to get the dough off by smashing his head with the pan. Mike runs in and sees this. At first he's startled, then just confused.
"Are you... ok?" Mike asks. Bonnie turns to him.
"Yeah, hold on a sec-" Bonnie suddenly realizes Mike is in the kitchen with him. He grabs the dough off his face forcefully and looks at him, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Mike just stands there, "... Oh, yeah, right-" He immediately bolts for the door. Bonnie chucks the pizza ingredients at him.
"Stop! Now!" Bonnie continues to throw frozen pepperonis and cheese at Mike, which is not stopping him, but just kind of annoying him.
"Can you not do that?" Mike ask as Bonnie jumps on top of him, crushing him.
Bonnie looks down at Mike squirming below him. The rabbit begins to blush, "H-Hi~"
"AHHHHHH" Mike is being crushed.
"Shush, we don't want them to-" Suddenly, Freddy's voice can be heard from the hallway. Bonnie gets up and hides Schmidt behind him.
"Where's the the guard?!" Freddy asks very violently. Chica, Cupcake, and Golden Freddy- who is just flopping on the ground- appear at the door.
"W-what do you mean? I killed him!" Bonnie says very guilty-like. Mike wonders if he is dead- if he was it would make a lot more sense.
"Bull! We heard very girly screaming and there was no blood in the office! We know he's still alive"
"Well, I did a pretty good job cleaning up, huh?" Bonnie says.
"Go search the place you three, now!" Freddy commands.
Chica steps up, "But Freddy wait-"
"WHAT?"
"He's hot-"
"I DON'T CARE!" Freddy screams.
