A/N: Hey guys! Good to hear from me? Anyway, I know months ago, I said there was no way I'd ever be able to continure this story... well, I found a way. So, I was going through my past written files, you know, renaming them and such... and I came across this one... and it was already part way done... all I had to do was add in the Cullen's part in it, and I was done. But at any rate, you got another chapter. I doubt there'll be any more after this, but I may do the same thing later in time. So, enjoy it while you've got it fresh!

As a reminder, just in case your forgot:

dsmlxdejection: me

socialxhazard: friend

notaklutz- bella

masochisticlion- edward

inoyurfuture- alice

empath01- jasper

yesuR- emmet

packleader- jacob

retrieverman- mike


dsmlxdejection has logged on (10:29 PM)

socialxhazard has logged on (10:29 PM)

dsmlxdejection: hiya

socialxhazard: hey

socialxhazard: so what did you think of Breaking Dawn?

dsmlxdejection: i missed the sex scene

dsmlxdejection: i was actually looking forward to it

dsmlxdejection: my disappointment with that was hard to explain to my mother

socialxhazard: it was really lame that we didn't get more information on what they did exactly

notaklutz has logged on (10:40 PM)

packleader has logged on (10:40 PM)

notaklutz: hey jake! wat's up?

dsmlxdejection: my friend said she asked if they did oral and everyone yelled at her

packleader: uhm... nothin much. hey uh, which chat room did you bring us to??

notaklutz: he he, i have no clue. i just clicked one...

socialxhazard: XD

retrieverman has logged on (10:47 PM)

dsmlxdejection: lmfao

retrieverman: hey bella! how's your weekend goin?

notaklutz: uh, hey, mike. fine, urs?

dsmlxdejection: i wonder if they did do oral...

retrieverman: woah! bella! i didn't know you were into this kinda... stuff...

notaklutz: mike! i'm not, it's some weird chat!

retrieverman: he, yeah... riiight... anyway, later then -cough-

retrieverman has logged off (10:52 PM)

notaklutz: aw crap, now he's gonna tell everyone i'm into oral sex...

packleader: -snickers-

notaklutz: JACOB BLACK! STOP THAT!

packleader: -snickers- -runs-

packleader has logged off (10:59 PM)

socialxhazard: i would ask. seriously

dsmlxdejection: ditto

dsmlxdejection: i wonder is steph did actually plan it out...

masochisticlion has logged on (11:06 pm)

dsmlxdejection: who was on top?

dsmlxdejection: did they do it missionary or her riding the pony or what?

masochisticlion: wait, what? bella, black said you were in here... are you there?

socialxhazard: lol 'EDWARD!'

masochisticlion: yes?

dsmlxdejection: i need specifics!

masochisticlion: uhm, did one of you call my name?

dsmlxdejection: oh no, sorry, we're probably talking about a different edward -cough- -snicker-

socialxhazard: OK, this is how it went

masochisticlion: are you sure? what was his last name?

dsmlxdejection: Cullen, Edward Cullen... i'm sure you're not him

dsmlxdejection: -waits-

masochisticlion: actually yes, yes i am...

dsmlxdejection: 'EDWARD OH GOD EDWARD!'

masochisticlion: uhm, ladies, we'll have to continue this conversation... never. BELLA!

notaklutz: yessum?

masochisticlion: we shouldn't be here. lets go

notaklutz: okie dokie

masochisticlion has logged off (11:22 PM)

notaklutz has logged off (11:22 PM)

dsmlxdejection: -snickers-

socialxhazard: they went swimming naked...and then they mess around in the sand...make their way to the bed he climbs on her and gives it to her...

dsmlxdejection: is there licking involved?

inoyurfuture has logged on (11:30 PM)

dsmlxdejection: there has to be licking

dsmlxdejection: sexxi vampy

inoyurfuture: wait, what?

dsmlxdejection: XD

inoyurfuture: -gasp- THE SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED!! -screams- -runs-

inoyurfuture has logged off (11:35 PM)

dsmlxdejection: OK kidding

socialxhazard: ...except its really slow and beautiful music playing in the background like a movie

dsmlxdejection: oh shiznit, that's hot...

dsmlxdejection: hahahaha

dsmlxdejection: edward's listening to a bird gettin' some outside

dsmlxdejection: hahahahaha

dsmlxdejection: monkeys are fucking in the distance

socialxhazard: XD WTF?!

dsmlxdejection: he's all turned on

socialxhazard: LOL!!

dsmlxdejection: hahahahahaha

yesuR has logged on (11:56 PM)

dsmlxdejection: i couldn't pass it up

socialxhazard: LOL then remember when she wakes up and begs him for sex crying??

yesuR: woah... -leans closer to the screen-

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

dsmlxdejection: 'FUCK ME!'

dsmlxdejection: 'FUCK ME!'

socialxhazard: PITY SEX

yesuR: he he...

dsmlxdejection: 'PLEASE EDWARD' -sobs-

yesuR: woah...

EMMETT AT HOME: -TURNS FROM COMPUTER- "HEY EDWARD! COME HERE AND CHECK THIS CHAT OUT!"

socialxhazard: XD

EDWARD: "HOLD ON! I'LL LOG ONTO IT!"

dsmlxdejection: 'YOU HURT ME'

dsmlxdejection: 'HOW COULD YOU?'

masochisticlion has logged on (12:07 AM)

dsmlxdejection: 'FUCK ME!'

masochisticlion: ugh, emmett, i've already made the mistake of coming here. why did you drag me back?

socialxhazard: he only did it to shut her up

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

dsmlxdejection: 'shut up hoe, climb on up'

socialxhazard: bitch is always nagging him

dsmlxdejection: damn straight

yesuR: shhhhhh... they said your name...

socialxhazard: HAHA!!

masochisticlion: yes, i know, i've already been here... but that doesn't mean they're talking about me!

socialxhazard: he acts like its a chore tho

dsmlxdejection: 'jesus' -edward

yesuR: see! they did it again! -stares, wide eyed-

dsmlxdejection: 'why the hell are we doing this?' -edward

dsmlxdejection: 'are you done yet?' -edward

masochisticlion: -pinches bridge of nose- yeeeess, emmett. but there's no way they're talking about me! now can i leave?

dsmlxdejection: 'i want a sandwich' -edward

dsmlxdejection: 'wait wtf' -bella

yesuR: hah! see! how many bella and edward pairs do you think there are in the world??

masochisticlion: there could be thousands, emmett

dsmlxdejection: 'i thought you were a vampire!' -bella

yesuR: woooooaaaah...

dsmlxdejection: 'uhhh' -edward

dsmlxdejection: 'he he' -edward

masochisticlion: all right! that's it! i'm done! emmett cullen, get your ass out of this chat, now!

dsmlxdejection: 'YOU LIAR' -bella

dsmlxdejection: 'yeah w.e get me a sandwich' -edward

socialxhazard: 'GOD DAMMIT WOMEN! IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'LL HAVE TO BEAT YOU!!' -edward

yesuR: awwe, man! just when it was getting good...

yesuR has logged off (12:38 AM)

dsmlxdejection: 'BEAT ME EDWARD!' -bella

dsmlxdejection: 'BEAT ME ALL HOT AND SEXXY!' -bella

masochisticlion: -shutters-

masochisticlion has logged off (12:47 AM)

dsmlxdejection: ugh shit my brother wants a taco

dsmlxdejection: brb

socialxhazard: LOL well you know when Emmet shouts "go gators"?

dsmlxdejection: yeah

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

retrieverman has logged on (12:55 AM)

dsmlxdejection: idk what ur getting to, but i bet its funny

socialxhazard: tiffany is a dolphins fan and so she doesn't like the gators so i tease her about that all the time...i'm always yelling "go gators" out of nowhere

retrieverman: ooo... tiffany... that's a hot name...

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

dsmlxdejection: i'm a dolphin fan too though

dsmlxdejection: -pouts-

socialxhazard: lol the dolphins suck..."GO GATORS!!"

dsmlxdejection: -le gasp- how could you?

socialxhazard: i'm sorry...not sorry i said that but sorry i hurt your feelings lol

dsmlxdejection: ok

dsmlxdejection: i'll accept

dsmlxdejection: BOO GATORS

retrieverman: ugh -sigh- all they're talking about is sports... i'm tired anyway...

retrieverman has logged off (1:03 AM)

socialxhazard: kool

dsmlxdejection: sry

dsmlxdejection: lol

socialxhazard: SOOO...uhm...when bella gets preggo I thought that edward would have reacted a little differently

dsmlxdejection: like...

socialxhazard: I've read all these BAD fanfictions where he freaks out and calls her a cheater...OR is like "YAYYY im gonna be a daddy!!" XD

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

dsmlxdejection: wow

socialxhazard: yeah seriously...so he was like 'damn gotta punch a bitch in the stomach'

dsmlxdejection: hahahahahahahahaha

dsmlxdejection: -cough- push her down the stairs -cough cough-

socialxhazard: LOL!!

packleader has logged on (1:30 AM)

socialxhazard: OOO and when he begged jake to have sex with her I thought "YESS!!" ...three doesn't have to be a crowd...if ya know what i mean ...LOL

packleader: wooooaaaah, i'm done! too weird for me!

packleader has logged off (1:32 AM)

socialxhazard: j/k

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

dsmlxdejection: i'm not

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

socialxhazard: me either...

dsmlxdejection: -wink wink-

socialxhazard: D

dsmlxdejection: -cough-

yesuR has logged on (1:40 AM)

socialxhazard: LOL

yesuR: hah, snuck on... TAKE THAT, EDWARD!! -cackle-

socialxhazard: that would have been super funny if charlie recognized all of those sexual inuendos of emmett's and was like "...EW SICKO"

yesuR: woooooaaaah...

dsmlxdejection: hahaha

socialxhazard: "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER FOOL!"

dsmlxdejection: -FOO

yesuR: heh, mr. t... heh...

dsmlxdejection: hahahaha

dsmlxdejection: when rose gets mad, do you picture a black cat with its fur stinking up?

yesuR: -gasp!- don't talk about mah woman that way!

dsmlxdejection: i picture that

socialxhazard: XD yeah

dsmlxdejection: me-ow

dsmlxdejection: and the ow is usaully when rose hits emmett

yesuR: -rubs back of head- ow...

dsmlxdejection: ME "OW!"

yesuR: ugh, i'm bored... it was more fun when they were talking about doin' the dirty...

yesuR has logged off (2:01 AM)

socialxhazard: LOL

empath01 has logged on (2:06 AM)

dsmlxdejection: ok so jazz and alice...

empath01: -le gasp-

dsmlxdejection: they're all quiet right?

dsmlxdejection: i can't picture them having sex

empath01: -LE GASP!-

JASPER AT HOME: "ALICE, HONEY, LOG ONTO THAT ONE CHAT EM AND EDWARD ARE TALKING ABOUT! QUICKLY, DEAR!!"

dsmlxdejection: it's freaky

inoyurfuture has logged on (2:15 AM)

dsmlxdejection: i mean, sure emmett and rose, they're like sex whores

inoyurfuture: he he, they're talking about emmett and rosalie... -giggles-

dsmlxdejection: shit, they'd do a threesome

empath01: wait one moment, dear...

dsmlxdejection: but jazz and alice...

socialxhazard: alice is too small for that

inoyurfuture: woah! what the hell! Jasper Hale!

socialxhazard: XD

dsmlxdejection: hahahaha

dsmlxdejection: and i'm wondering, what if its the opposite of what i'm thinking?

empath01: -cringes-

inoyurfuture: oh god no... they're not...

dsmlxdejection: i picture jazz getting an idea for a move and alice has a orgasm before he even does it

empath01: -snickers- told you

dsmlxdejection: and he's sitting there afterward going GOD DAMMIT!

empath01: -gasp!- -pout- how do they know? you haven't been talking about our problem again, have you alice?

inoyurfuture: -snickers- no, dear... i don't know how they know...

dsmlxdejection: but what if they're like... idk...

dsmlxdejection: fuckin', hittin' each other or somethin'

empath01: oh god!

dsmlxdejection: 'YEAH LIKE THAT'

dsmlxdejection: -WHAP-

dsmlxdejection: later that day, there's a red mark on his ass

inoyurfuture: -snickers- jazzy... you thinkin' what i'm thinkin'?

empath01: i'll try to be unpredictable!!

inoyurfuture has logged off (2:55 AM)

empath01 has logged off (2:56 AM)

dsmlxdejection: damn alice!

dsmlxdejection: hahahaha

dsmlxdejection: -silence-

socialxhazard: hah, sry, my computer lagged

dsmlxdejection: eh, np... i've got school tomorrow ne way... i better hit the sack

socialxhazard: nite, y'all

dsmlxdejection: PEACE!

socialxhazard has logged off (3:05 PM)

dsmlxdejection has logged off (3:05 PM)

A/N: Hope you enjoyed!

-dsmldejection