A/N: Hey guys! Good to hear from me? Anyway, I know months ago, I said there was no way I'd ever be able to continure this story... well, I found a way. So, I was going through my past written files, you know, renaming them and such... and I came across this one... and it was already part way done... all I had to do was add in the Cullen's part in it, and I was done. But at any rate, you got another chapter. I doubt there'll be any more after this, but I may do the same thing later in time. So, enjoy it while you've got it fresh!
As a reminder, just in case your forgot:
dsmlxdejection: me
socialxhazard: friend
notaklutz- bella
masochisticlion- edward
inoyurfuture- alice
empath01- jasper
yesuR- emmet
packleader- jacob
retrieverman- mike
dsmlxdejection has logged on (10:29 PM)
socialxhazard has logged on (10:29 PM)
dsmlxdejection: hiya
socialxhazard: hey
socialxhazard: so what did you think of Breaking Dawn?
dsmlxdejection: i missed the sex scene
dsmlxdejection: i was actually looking forward to it
dsmlxdejection: my disappointment with that was hard to explain to my mother
socialxhazard: it was really lame that we didn't get more information on what they did exactly
notaklutz has logged on (10:40 PM)
packleader has logged on (10:40 PM)
notaklutz: hey jake! wat's up?
dsmlxdejection: my friend said she asked if they did oral and everyone yelled at her
packleader: uhm... nothin much. hey uh, which chat room did you bring us to??
notaklutz: he he, i have no clue. i just clicked one...
socialxhazard: XD
retrieverman has logged on (10:47 PM)
dsmlxdejection: lmfao
retrieverman: hey bella! how's your weekend goin?
notaklutz: uh, hey, mike. fine, urs?
dsmlxdejection: i wonder if they did do oral...
retrieverman: woah! bella! i didn't know you were into this kinda... stuff...
notaklutz: mike! i'm not, it's some weird chat!
retrieverman: he, yeah... riiight... anyway, later then -cough-
retrieverman has logged off (10:52 PM)
notaklutz: aw crap, now he's gonna tell everyone i'm into oral sex...
packleader: -snickers-
notaklutz: JACOB BLACK! STOP THAT!
packleader: -snickers- -runs-
packleader has logged off (10:59 PM)
socialxhazard: i would ask. seriously
dsmlxdejection: ditto
dsmlxdejection: i wonder is steph did actually plan it out...
masochisticlion has logged on (11:06 pm)
dsmlxdejection: who was on top?
dsmlxdejection: did they do it missionary or her riding the pony or what?
masochisticlion: wait, what? bella, black said you were in here... are you there?
socialxhazard: lol 'EDWARD!'
masochisticlion: yes?
dsmlxdejection: i need specifics!
masochisticlion: uhm, did one of you call my name?
dsmlxdejection: oh no, sorry, we're probably talking about a different edward -cough- -snicker-
socialxhazard: OK, this is how it went
masochisticlion: are you sure? what was his last name?
dsmlxdejection: Cullen, Edward Cullen... i'm sure you're not him
dsmlxdejection: -waits-
masochisticlion: actually yes, yes i am...
dsmlxdejection: 'EDWARD OH GOD EDWARD!'
masochisticlion: uhm, ladies, we'll have to continue this conversation... never. BELLA!
notaklutz: yessum?
masochisticlion: we shouldn't be here. lets go
notaklutz: okie dokie
masochisticlion has logged off (11:22 PM)
notaklutz has logged off (11:22 PM)
dsmlxdejection: -snickers-
socialxhazard: they went swimming naked...and then they mess around in the sand...make their way to the bed he climbs on her and gives it to her...
dsmlxdejection: is there licking involved?
inoyurfuture has logged on (11:30 PM)
dsmlxdejection: there has to be licking
dsmlxdejection: sexxi vampy
inoyurfuture: wait, what?
dsmlxdejection: XD
inoyurfuture: -gasp- THE SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED!! -screams- -runs-
inoyurfuture has logged off (11:35 PM)
dsmlxdejection: OK kidding
socialxhazard: ...except its really slow and beautiful music playing in the background like a movie
dsmlxdejection: oh shiznit, that's hot...
dsmlxdejection: hahahaha
dsmlxdejection: edward's listening to a bird gettin' some outside
dsmlxdejection: hahahahaha
dsmlxdejection: monkeys are fucking in the distance
socialxhazard: XD WTF?!
dsmlxdejection: he's all turned on
socialxhazard: LOL!!
dsmlxdejection: hahahahahaha
yesuR has logged on (11:56 PM)
dsmlxdejection: i couldn't pass it up
socialxhazard: LOL then remember when she wakes up and begs him for sex crying??
yesuR: woah... -leans closer to the screen-
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
dsmlxdejection: 'FUCK ME!'
dsmlxdejection: 'FUCK ME!'
socialxhazard: PITY SEX
yesuR: he he...
dsmlxdejection: 'PLEASE EDWARD' -sobs-
yesuR: woah...
EMMETT AT HOME: -TURNS FROM COMPUTER- "HEY EDWARD! COME HERE AND CHECK THIS CHAT OUT!"
socialxhazard: XD
EDWARD: "HOLD ON! I'LL LOG ONTO IT!"
dsmlxdejection: 'YOU HURT ME'
dsmlxdejection: 'HOW COULD YOU?'
masochisticlion has logged on (12:07 AM)
dsmlxdejection: 'FUCK ME!'
masochisticlion: ugh, emmett, i've already made the mistake of coming here. why did you drag me back?
socialxhazard: he only did it to shut her up
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
dsmlxdejection: 'shut up hoe, climb on up'
socialxhazard: bitch is always nagging him
dsmlxdejection: damn straight
yesuR: shhhhhh... they said your name...
socialxhazard: HAHA!!
masochisticlion: yes, i know, i've already been here... but that doesn't mean they're talking about me!
socialxhazard: he acts like its a chore tho
dsmlxdejection: 'jesus' -edward
yesuR: see! they did it again! -stares, wide eyed-
dsmlxdejection: 'why the hell are we doing this?' -edward
dsmlxdejection: 'are you done yet?' -edward
masochisticlion: -pinches bridge of nose- yeeeess, emmett. but there's no way they're talking about me! now can i leave?
dsmlxdejection: 'i want a sandwich' -edward
dsmlxdejection: 'wait wtf' -bella
yesuR: hah! see! how many bella and edward pairs do you think there are in the world??
masochisticlion: there could be thousands, emmett
dsmlxdejection: 'i thought you were a vampire!' -bella
yesuR: woooooaaaah...
dsmlxdejection: 'uhhh' -edward
dsmlxdejection: 'he he' -edward
masochisticlion: all right! that's it! i'm done! emmett cullen, get your ass out of this chat, now!
dsmlxdejection: 'YOU LIAR' -bella
dsmlxdejection: 'yeah w.e get me a sandwich' -edward
socialxhazard: 'GOD DAMMIT WOMEN! IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'LL HAVE TO BEAT YOU!!' -edward
yesuR: awwe, man! just when it was getting good...
yesuR has logged off (12:38 AM)
dsmlxdejection: 'BEAT ME EDWARD!' -bella
dsmlxdejection: 'BEAT ME ALL HOT AND SEXXY!' -bella
masochisticlion: -shutters-
masochisticlion has logged off (12:47 AM)
dsmlxdejection: ugh shit my brother wants a taco
dsmlxdejection: brb
socialxhazard: LOL well you know when Emmet shouts "go gators"?
dsmlxdejection: yeah
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
retrieverman has logged on (12:55 AM)
dsmlxdejection: idk what ur getting to, but i bet its funny
socialxhazard: tiffany is a dolphins fan and so she doesn't like the gators so i tease her about that all the time...i'm always yelling "go gators" out of nowhere
retrieverman: ooo... tiffany... that's a hot name...
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
dsmlxdejection: i'm a dolphin fan too though
dsmlxdejection: -pouts-
socialxhazard: lol the dolphins suck..."GO GATORS!!"
dsmlxdejection: -le gasp- how could you?
socialxhazard: i'm sorry...not sorry i said that but sorry i hurt your feelings lol
dsmlxdejection: ok
dsmlxdejection: i'll accept
dsmlxdejection: BOO GATORS
retrieverman: ugh -sigh- all they're talking about is sports... i'm tired anyway...
retrieverman has logged off (1:03 AM)
socialxhazard: kool
dsmlxdejection: sry
dsmlxdejection: lol
socialxhazard: SOOO...uhm...when bella gets preggo I thought that edward would have reacted a little differently
dsmlxdejection: like...
socialxhazard: I've read all these BAD fanfictions where he freaks out and calls her a cheater...OR is like "YAYYY im gonna be a daddy!!" XD
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
dsmlxdejection: wow
socialxhazard: yeah seriously...so he was like 'damn gotta punch a bitch in the stomach'
dsmlxdejection: hahahahahahahahaha
dsmlxdejection: -cough- push her down the stairs -cough cough-
socialxhazard: LOL!!
packleader has logged on (1:30 AM)
socialxhazard: OOO and when he begged jake to have sex with her I thought "YESS!!" ...three doesn't have to be a crowd...if ya know what i mean ...LOL
packleader: wooooaaaah, i'm done! too weird for me!
packleader has logged off (1:32 AM)
socialxhazard: j/k
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
dsmlxdejection: i'm not
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
socialxhazard: me either...
dsmlxdejection: -wink wink-
socialxhazard: D
dsmlxdejection: -cough-
yesuR has logged on (1:40 AM)
socialxhazard: LOL
yesuR: hah, snuck on... TAKE THAT, EDWARD!! -cackle-
socialxhazard: that would have been super funny if charlie recognized all of those sexual inuendos of emmett's and was like "...EW SICKO"
yesuR: woooooaaaah...
dsmlxdejection: hahaha
socialxhazard: "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER FOOL!"
dsmlxdejection: -FOO
yesuR: heh, mr. t... heh...
dsmlxdejection: hahahaha
dsmlxdejection: when rose gets mad, do you picture a black cat with its fur stinking up?
yesuR: -gasp!- don't talk about mah woman that way!
dsmlxdejection: i picture that
socialxhazard: XD yeah
dsmlxdejection: me-ow
dsmlxdejection: and the ow is usaully when rose hits emmett
yesuR: -rubs back of head- ow...
dsmlxdejection: ME "OW!"
yesuR: ugh, i'm bored... it was more fun when they were talking about doin' the dirty...
yesuR has logged off (2:01 AM)
socialxhazard: LOL
empath01 has logged on (2:06 AM)
dsmlxdejection: ok so jazz and alice...
empath01: -le gasp-
dsmlxdejection: they're all quiet right?
dsmlxdejection: i can't picture them having sex
empath01: -LE GASP!-
JASPER AT HOME: "ALICE, HONEY, LOG ONTO THAT ONE CHAT EM AND EDWARD ARE TALKING ABOUT! QUICKLY, DEAR!!"
dsmlxdejection: it's freaky
inoyurfuture has logged on (2:15 AM)
dsmlxdejection: i mean, sure emmett and rose, they're like sex whores
inoyurfuture: he he, they're talking about emmett and rosalie... -giggles-
dsmlxdejection: shit, they'd do a threesome
empath01: wait one moment, dear...
dsmlxdejection: but jazz and alice...
socialxhazard: alice is too small for that
inoyurfuture: woah! what the hell! Jasper Hale!
socialxhazard: XD
dsmlxdejection: hahahaha
dsmlxdejection: and i'm wondering, what if its the opposite of what i'm thinking?
empath01: -cringes-
inoyurfuture: oh god no... they're not...
dsmlxdejection: i picture jazz getting an idea for a move and alice has a orgasm before he even does it
empath01: -snickers- told you
dsmlxdejection: and he's sitting there afterward going GOD DAMMIT!
empath01: -gasp!- -pout- how do they know? you haven't been talking about our problem again, have you alice?
inoyurfuture: -snickers- no, dear... i don't know how they know...
dsmlxdejection: but what if they're like... idk...
dsmlxdejection: fuckin', hittin' each other or somethin'
empath01: oh god!
dsmlxdejection: 'YEAH LIKE THAT'
dsmlxdejection: -WHAP-
dsmlxdejection: later that day, there's a red mark on his ass
inoyurfuture: -snickers- jazzy... you thinkin' what i'm thinkin'?
empath01: i'll try to be unpredictable!!
inoyurfuture has logged off (2:55 AM)
empath01 has logged off (2:56 AM)
dsmlxdejection: damn alice!
dsmlxdejection: hahahaha
dsmlxdejection: -silence-
socialxhazard: hah, sry, my computer lagged
dsmlxdejection: eh, np... i've got school tomorrow ne way... i better hit the sack
socialxhazard: nite, y'all
dsmlxdejection: PEACE!
socialxhazard has logged off (3:05 PM)
dsmlxdejection has logged off (3:05 PM)
A/N: Hope you enjoyed!
-dsmldejection
