Warning: Again, I'm not sure just yet how dirty we'll make this, though as I expect it to be slash don't read it if you don't like male/male pairings.

Disclaimer: Well, I certainly don't own it and though Justn's rights to this are still a little uncertain, I'm pretty sure she doesn't either.

Authors: Justn and PigWhisk

Beta: Me, 'cause all I've ever needed to make my life complete is a story written badly which needs to be made neat. (Really bad attempt at some quick poetry there.)

A/N: I forgot to put the warning in the last one! Shame on me. But it's basically the same as the others. And I forgot to update this even though I could and have been too busy to right my own paragraph! I just get worse and worse, don't I? So, sorry about that.

Remember – each chapter is from an alternating viewpoint. This one is from the Doctor's, as it was written by Justn.


The Beaches of Wales

Introducing John Smith

The Doctor locked up the TARDIS and slouched along the beach. He had only gone about four meters when he sat down on a rock and pulled a shoe off.

"This is why I hate sand! I don't know what it is but it seems to instantly fill shoes with it's self." He tipped up his shoe and out came enough sand to fill a large bucket. He put his shoe back on and continued down the beach, when he noticed Jack.

"Oh no! Not you! How did you get here? I thought we left you on a space station." He looked back to see the TARDIS was out of sight and remembered that Jack wouldn't recognise him. He had 'changed his look' since they last met. So he walked over to Jack and 'introduced' himself.

"Hi, my names John Smith. Pleased to meet you." It would be fun seeing how long it would take Jack to recognise him.


A/N: We've had so few reviews! More would be much appreciated y'know /hint hint/. And remember to check out Justn's other stories on ffn! Especially "Once there were three horny rhinos in a radiator". I'm quite proud of that one /gigglesnort/.