We're off to see the Wizard!
Chapter 3.
Follow the storyline people…Who knows? I may kill Shinichi…But who knows? Definitely not me!Hey don't blame me! Im not te auth-Yes I am….
Consider this: THIS IS A PARODY
Alright…
Here we go:
Chapter 3:
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All of a sudden all of the underpaid-and-incompetent-police filed into a line, switching off at every other word, while reading off of little notecards. 'O...Kay…'
Shiho huffed and stomped up to the cops. "Okay what the hell do you want?" A few policemen flinched as if she were a fierce dragon that was about to rip out their eyes and eat every last blood vein out of their socet and save the pupil for smashed……-Okay I'm getting too carried away.
The policemen cleared their throats.
And at the same time said:
"We would like to say that you're just the girl…", chanted the policemen
Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady,
Who fell from a place,
She fell from the sky, she flew very far and Beika, she says,
is the name of the place,
The pole, she says, is the name of what fell,
She brings you odd news. Or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Beika, A miracle occurred.
It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
The wind began to dance, say, the pole to fall, and suddenly
the laws of physics started to break,
Just then the Tantei - to have a good day, went walking
'round the town, thumbing for a case to make us pay,
And oh, what happened then was rich.
Then she began fall, The pole took a sway.
And it landed on the West Tantei!
in the middle of some hay,
Which was not a great situation for the West Tantei.
Then she began fall, The pole took a sway.
And it landed on the West Tantei! …
... Who began to fray and was killed in the way,
that would crush him right away!
-Heavily revised version of 'Munchkinland'.
"……" Shiho stared. "Can we get to the point now? I'm really bored.". Ran walked up to her again. "Well…" Ran said. "I guess we can…maybe just after this last song?" Shiho glared at her. "OF COURSE NOT!" Shiho screamed.
Ran backed away. "Whyever not?" she asked. Shiho stomped her foot. "Because in this part of the movie there don't need to be anymore songs yet! Not until chapter 4!"
Ran sweatdropped. "uh..um.." She couldn't think of anything to say. Shiho's head turned real big with sharp teeth as she yelled, "YOU IDIOT! THIS IS YOUR SCRIPT! I SHOULDN'T BE REMINDING YOU!"
"Okay, Okay!" Ran yelled back.
"Alright!" said the under-paid police men. "We need to discuss you issue! How did you get here?". Shiho looked shocked at them. "Well, I ate a pill…it was supposed to kill me." Her eyes widened. "This isn't hell, is it?".
The policemen laughed at her. 'How are they looking Down on me?' she asked herself. "Nooo, of course not! Welcome to Chibiland! Home of numerous Chibis!", the police answered.
Ran stepped up Again, even though she should've been right next to her because I have repeatedly said 'Ran walked up and blablablabla'……-(Okay I shut it now!) "Thats right!" She said, "But from now on you must be careful! As I have told you, after you killed the West Tantei, the East Tantei got very angry. You need to be more careful, because he will be out to get you. He might take your job and you'll die of poverty!"
Shiho raised her eyebrows. 'What the…hell?' "Uhm… actually, I'm not a detective. I'm a scientist. He can't steal my job."
"Gasp"
"What now?" Shiho said.
"The sacred one must go! She is yet the only one who can defy the East Tantei!", They chanted.
"Go where?"
"To see the wizard!", they all said back.
Another cop walked up. "Now to discuss your issue. The author keeps adding too many unnecessary things that get in the way of the question, making this fanfiction way to repetitive."
"Get on with it!" Shiho yelled.
"How did you get here?" The cop asked.
Shiho took a deep breath. "After I ate a supposedly poisonous pill, I fainted and I ended up falling while being handcuffed to a pole while falling through a hurricane while watching a lunatic with black hair fly around on a mop. I landed on the Tantei, instantly killing him, and was somehow able to slip my hands out of the cuffs. Sadly, I didn't die from the pill, so now I'm stuck with you gay singing morons." She gasped for air after the long speech bubble.
"How old are you? You look a little young to be a scientist."
"I'm 17."
"17? You're just a little kid!"
"Eh? Whadd'ya mean?"
"Take a look!" A stagehand 'ever-so-discreetly' walked over dressed like a walking paper bush with two eyeholes cut out handed him a mirror. Unfortunately, the green paper he was wearing didn't blend in with the road. He was soon hit by a komikazi watermelon that was driving a car at high speeds-—well that's a different story.
Shiho gasped. "But..What…happened? Why am I so small?" She thought a moment. "The pill! It shrunk me!"
"No duh." Everyone responded. "That's why its called 'The Big Shrink'. Oh, wait, that was from when that Shinichi kid ran into—Oops! That's a spoilerGasp", they all said(Must I repeat myself?)
"Why do you all mess up at the same time?" Shiho asked.
"Nevermind that", mumbled Ran.
The officer cleared his throat and said, "Shiho, you must change your name."
"Why?"
"Because it will give the East Tantei a harder time."
Shiho hit him with a purse that appeared in her hand. "What stupid name are you going to give me?".
"How about…. Ai…Haibara." He suggested.
"No! that's a stupid name!" Shiho yelled.
"Too bad! It's in the script, and its too late anyway!"
"Why is that?"
"Tada!"
A name tag appeared on Shiho's shirt that said,
Hello, My Name is….: Ai Haibara
Ai tugged at the name tag. It wouldn't come off. "GET IT OFF!"
"No. It won't come off.", said Ran. "You need to see the wizard. He will surely have enough power to take it off. I alone cannot."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?" Ai's face was red.
"You must see the wizard. The Wizard of Odds." Ran replied. "You must take a few people to aid you on your quest. I must go for now. Sayanara. You probably won't see me for a while."
Ai cheered. "I advise you stay away from me…for your own safety."
With That last sentence, Ran disappeared with the ever-famous, "¡KA-PLOP!" and disappeared, leaving Ai with a bunch of policemen and 3 children.
"No—-WAIT!" But it was too late. Ai sighed. "Now, how the hell do I get to the wizard? Where does he live?"
Another policeman came up to her. "Why, in Odds of course!" He paused.
"Simply follow the-"
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A/N that's finally done. As for killing Shinichi, Im not going to tell you.
So much more that I would lie to say, but I already forgot what. Screw that idea…
sigh
