Chapter 3: Yuji Naka tries to escape from his office
~~Kat POV~~
It was cloe to lunch ime the nsxe day. Everyone was sand because it wasn't Jelly Dounuts like the principal sayz it qas. After lunch was thr footbalsz orbwhatevatb practice. She was going to skip all her classes to see it. Any normal person whpuld get in troubnles but not KAT! Kat was too cools for thsts schnitzel :P. In the back of the room cafeteria some random dude named Schnitzel cried. At the lunch table sat some small kid in red named Alex. But he looks like a kid so everyone calls hiim Alex Kidd. The other person from yellow flying squll mo one cares aboot. There was also this other guy guy sitting there too. He was Chinese , Kat thinks, and wore lots of armor with some light blue on it. He was telling the other kid at the table how hard it was running around in that armor. He was very short, maybe even shorter than Alex Kidd. She heaed someone talking and turbine around. It was Jason Jwithih and some dude talking to a sort blue Kidd and a tall red girl with blond hair and a manly face.
"This man is Keiji Inafune. He'll be your counselor and adviser this year as youbare extance students." Jwithith said.
"Hello." Inafune said.
The blue kid bowed silently and the red one just stood there not doing anything. "He'll help you whrn evar you need any help. Where are your skool IDs" Jwithih said as he handed them two cards.
"Rocko?" The blue one said.
"Zebra?" The red one, whome Kat now knows is a guy, growled.
"But in all actually I cold care less abouutd both of you." Inafune said grinning like a wako.
Kat raised an eye broeaws. She then noticed that jwiyhish was headed this way with eh two new kids and creepy guy. "
This right here boys is Kat. Inafune I think you can explain the restJwithith" said and then jumped out the window withc was weird because we were on the second floor and a half.
Inafune smiled evily. "OK you two I want you to follow Kat around because she is a mofle student and it think toy Twp can lean something from Herr."
With that he left them here with Kat to baby sit. "Uh hi I'm Mega Man, but you can call me Rock." Said the small blue one.
"Youze with thesojr facs you have to callsdsz them bybtheifs skool namsssa!" Yelleded the security guard as he flew down and smashed the Megaman's head into the ground cranking the floor.
Easing an eyebrow the red one helped Mega off the ground and then introduced himself, "Names Zero."
"You have to-!" The same security guard from before began to yell but then Zero took out his glowy sword and cut the mans arm off.
"Aiiiiiie!" Yelled the security guarf who was ironically named Shanks. Kat then walked away with her two "new buddies" behind her. This was he beginning if Kats nee posse. Zhs whould have to figure out a cool name. Thry proceededd out the cafetreria and took a tour of the dchool.
Meanwhile at a random place in the school…
Marin the Rac and Gammama where walking down the halls picking up trash as they where the hal monotorsa. There where TONS of jelly dougnuts allover teh floor for some reason. Theat was wen Gammama found sloemthing strange ont he floor. "Marin… look… at… this… thing…" Gammama said.
Marin hopped on one log over there. She looked down and saw the strange thing on the floor. "Nipple Blades?" She said com fused.
"Should… we… bring… it… back… to… who… ever… lost… it…?"
"Do not pursue Lu Bu." Said a random Chinese man in blue who was stuck his head in between Gammama and Marin's heads.
Marin not listening stupidly picked up the nipple blades off the ground. "Ya' know what? Maybe we should."
"DO NOT PURSUE LU BU!" The random Chinese guy said louder.
"Lets… go… then…"
The random Chinese guy then slapped Marin's hands. knocking the nipple blades off of them. He then grabbed her shoulders and shouted, "DO NOT PURSUE LU BU!"
"Uh… ah… on second thought maybe we should leave them here." Marin said nervously as she and Gammama slowly inched away from teh random Chinese man.
The Chinese man sighed. A voice in the distance was heard "Father! Its time for your sponge bath."
"Excellent! Who's turn is it?" the random Chinese man shouted back.
"Xiahou Dun."
Then another guy, in green this time, came up to him. "Um… actually Lord Cao Cao he's a little busy right now."
Cao Cao frowned. "Then I guess its your turn then Xu Shu."
"What!?"
Cao Pi suddenly came by with a bucket and a sponge and handed it over to Xu Shu. "Good luck." He said to him "You're gonna need it." and then he left.
"Wa-wait!"
"Come along Xu Shu."
Xu Shu pouted and mutter something about 'being a good boy'.
Marin and Gammama were left there very confused. "That was odd."
"Indeed… it… was…"
Then a giant shadow loomed over them. The pair turned around and immediately peed their pants at what they saw. They screamed with the last thing being heard from the hallway being, "MY NIPPLE BLADES!"
~~Sanyk POV~~
It was football practice now. Sanyk was lined up with she rest of the team. It was his buddy Tales, That odd ball Silver, that ass whole Lyric, the emohog Shadow, the fat lazy ass cat/kitten Big, Princess Elise, STICKS and special guest star Mephilies. Since their choach was late Sanic toook charge.
"Ok team, having been elected as team captainf of the foootballlllssszzzz team," said sanyk pacing up and down the dline with a stern look and a serious face that made him look constipated. "I am going to make sure we win against those weirdos, nintendoo hie. Today we are going to start with sone drills and warm ups. All of you go do suicides on the field, and I don't meab kill tyourswlf."
After everyone had gone to start on t heir warm ups, Sanyk looked over and saw the a roup in emereald green skirts and pumpoms. They were the Cheerleaders out prazcticing for the game, Samyk thought they were uneccessary, because they served no real purpose in actually helping the team. The team captain, KKKKKKKKKnuckels, was some demonstration. That's when Sanyk saw her. Shewas average, herheight wasnt tall or short and shwe ws perfect. Probably the most perfect and grrogeuous oerson in town. Sanyk Instatntly tried to run ovar to her but then a loud crash was heard behind him. It was a space pod and it landed in the middle of the feild. Hitting Elise in the process and Silver. She flew high and then laned on the bleachers near by. "Ow... Awesome." She said in pain as she came back to the line everyone got in.
The space pod opened then fireworks and confetti explode from it. But then everyone realized no one was in the pod. In fact the window was broken. "Um... Okay so everyone-" Sayminic began but then a giant PAC if cars landed next to the space pod. On top of the car stack appeared Yuji Naka, some random dude in orange wit crazy hair and their coach. Along with eh rest of the team: Eggrobo and Bark the Polar Bear. Sanic and the rest of the team gulped at the sight. "I didn't need your HELP carrotrs!" the coach yelleded screammed.
The guy in the orangeyellow clothses smiled and then laughed and then winked at him. He then disapeared like he was never was and then they all found that he never was and the coach was just talking to himself, but they didn't know that right now. Yuji Naka said some random stuff that no one understood and then left. Now the whole team was here and lined uo waiting to start practice.
Suddely coach threw a car at Silver, hitting the pot headed shaped dude hard. "God SIlver yOu'Re SuCh A cLuTz." Shadow, teh blak and reeed heggie sneered with a look of worry.
"ow…" silver siad.
Saymik freaked out and asked, "Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- what are you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doing coach?P?o? ?o?P?123?1? ?42?11?"
Coach Vegeta laughed ans sad, "If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a sayian. Which means you can easily overpower those idiots at Nintendo. Now lets begin." grining evily the coach began to throw the cars he had under his feet at everyone. "RUN!" Saminuck yelled as he and everone ran to escape the flying cars coming at them to possiboly killthem.
20 minutes later…
After running out of cars to throw, hitting all of the football team, and some cheerleaders as well, mainly Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkknuckles, football drill practice could finally beginn.
"What does throwwing cars have to do with FOOOOTOBALLLLLZZSSSSS?" asked a a ery injjured Sileevr pothead tripping in the process. Which was weird because he was standing still. "We have to learn to play the game, not beat Sayins."
Then another car hit Silver in theh fase. Shadow shook hisbheadatSilver. "So clumsy Silver."
"Anyone else?" Vegeta challenged.
"Um... ENER-!" And then a car landed on top of Talez.
"No one? Good. Now then let's begin the training." Vegeta proceeded to takiing out some egball shaped balls and throwing them at lighnint soeeds at the team. THEY ALL HIT SILVER and somic. But sonic caught all of them with his high speeds while silver was taken to nusrse screams office for medical help.
"SPAGHETTI." Said irene, butbthere usnt an irene here somit was ignored.
~~Nintendo High POV~~
The student in the red was walking down the hallway to the door. He had all his books in his pack and was heading towards practice. He was on the football team, captain obviously, as well as some other extracurricular activities like go karting, soccer, and for some reason swimming. He looked over at the school across the street and saw that their gym had exploded. There were some more antics going on, but he ignored them for they looked very childish and stupid.
"Hey bro!" Yelled a green student, gesturing over to where he was sitting on the bleachers. "Are you ready for practice Mario?"
"Of course, Luigi." He replied taking sports gear out of his backpack when he had reached where his brother was. "I'm-a definitely more prepared than-a those Master Emerald High losers. By the way-a, where is everyone? Why are they-a running late, it's the first practice of the season and we have our opening game soon."
Across the field, Luigi spotted some of the other players making their way to the bleachers. They were laughing and hiding something under a tarp which seemed to be struggling to get free. It was a long human shaped thing and there was some sort of noise being emitted from the thing, but nothing he could make out.
"Look! Here they come and they're carrying something," said Luigi, gesturing to the team. When they had reached Mario and Luigi, Donkey Kong put down, what was now clearly, the person he was carrying.
"Look what we got," said Fox as DK untied the person. It was Yuji Naka! they had kidnapped the mascot for their rival school across the street. "We found him scrounging around in the dumpsters looking for food. It's a bit weird, I think he was trying to ask us something, but all we could understand was 'jelly donuts' so we gave him one and DK tied him up."
"どのようなあなたは私をどうするつもりですか?" muffled Principal Yuji. "また、それはのような味しませんでした jelly donut. それはあなたが知らない、パンのような味何 a jelly donut 味が好き?" They could only understand jelly donut, so Fox gave him another, though Principal Yuji took it reluctantly. He didn't seem to enjoy it, but was eating it anyway having no other choice.
"Um... guys I don't think he wants that kind of 'jelly donut' to eat." Said Ike who seemed to appear out of no where.
Mario and the others jumped in surprise. "Holy-! Ike where in the world did you come from?" Luigi gasped in surprise.
"I was right here the whole time." Ike sighed. "I was sure you had all seen me…"
"Sorry Ike, but you are kind of a quiet person. By the way, have you seen the rest of the team?" asked Mario having finished setting out the equipment. "Everyone seems to be running late, I wonder why…" But as soon as Mario had finished talking, Mii and Little Mac along with Robin were coming out of the gym.
Pikachu ran out ahead of them with anger. Satoshi came out after him. "Come on Pikachu I'm just looking out for you!" Satoshi yelled.
"Pika pi-pika!" yelled Pikachu angrily, he didn't need anyone to look out for him. "Pika pika pi-pika, chu~!"
Pikachu didn't look back and instead kept on running.
"What's wrong with them?" Asked Luigi. "Are they fighting again?"
"Man, ever since Pikachu got in that relationship with the lunch lady that's all they ever do." Fox grumbled.
Having enough of all the yelling Robin punched Satoshi on the head. "Alright that's enough!" She growled at him.
"OW!" Satoshi yelped and rubbed the spot on his head where Robin punched him.
"I'm getting tired of you two fighting all the time." Mii said shyly.
In the distance they heard a loud pick up truck drive away. Meaning Pikachu was long gone with his lover now. Satoshi sighed upon hearing the truck driving off. They had been friends for such a long time that it was odd not having Pikachu by his side. Charizard was the last one to arrive on the football field with Ness and Kirby on his back. Now the whole team was here.
"Alright-a the gang's all here-a." Mario said. "Looks like we can finally get started. We'll start with suicides up and down the field while we wait for the coach."
At the thought of having the coach back on the school, the team immediately cringed. Suddenly they heard gunfire. The whole team froze. Meaning their coach had arrived. "YA-HA!" the entire team proceeded shake in fear, Luigi ran off to hide, and Ike fainted.
