Day 6

Jane in Robotics slapped me today. Must be the cologne. Have heard it brings out animal instincts in women.

New guy at work named Raj. Hair looks really soft.

Am still a sexy beast.

Day 37

Have decided that cologne is not worth the hassle. Will try new hair conditioner instead. Wonder what brand Raj uses. Will have to ask.

Day 56

Ate lunch with Raj. He introduced me to Leonard and Sheldon. Suspect Leonard is gay and has a crush on Raj. Will have to warn Raj.

Day 59

Raj told me Sheldon and Leonard live together. Looks like Raj is safe from any advances made by that horn rimmed nerdy bastard Leonard.

Am still the sexy beast.

Day 69

Suspect Sheldon is not gay. Could cause problems if Leonard makes the moves on Raj.

Unless Raj wants Leonard to make the moves.

Wonder if Raj would mind that?

Day 72

Played paintball with Raj, Leonard, and Sheldn. Had awkward moment when I tackled Raj to the ground. Was only protecting him from enemy fire.

Realized in the nick of time that I was lying on his gun. Good thing I didn't say anything. Might have been awkward.

Day 105

Visited Leonard and Sheldon. They have a new neighbor, Penny. V. hot.

Btw, Sheldon def. not gay. Caught him looking at Penny's bum.

Day 112

Suspect Leonard is not gay and is developing a crush on Penny. Better not try anything, Sheldon will kill him.

In other news, touched Raj's hair. Don't think he noticed.

Am def. a sexy beast.

Day 135

Raj had feathered bangs today.

Day 188

Found three pairs of panties on the ground. Think they're Penny's. V. pretty. Took the cheetah and black lace. Left the purple. Too misshapen.

Day 189

Found out Sheldon stole Penny's panties. Can't return them. That would be awkward.

Suspect Sheldon of having weird panty fetish.

Day 201

Received questionnaire from Sheldon. Strange questions. Think he likes me.

Day 202

Sheldon fired Raj.

Maybe Raj will need comfort.

Still the sexy beast.

Day 232

Am confused by Leonard's sexuality. Caught him looking at Sheldon's bum.

Day 286

Leaving for Antarctica. Will be alone for three months with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj.

Go me!

Day 319

Saw Penny getting dressed on webcam. Managed to hide before she saw me. V. hot. Cute bum.

Day 320

Think Raj saw me watching Penny. Might be jealous? Will have to investigate further.

Day 321

Was jeaous.

Go me!!

Day 375

Think Leonard will need a new roommate. Will ask Raj if he can move in with us.

V. sexy.