I got another five. Great. You people are enjoying this, aren't you? Damn, I got to use the head.

Polkadottedangels: Did you make Rule 12 because of Jenny?

Well, that is a good question. But I have a question for you miss Angel. Are you tall, hot, blonde and do you enjoy watching movies?

*Gibbs coming out of the bathroom* DiNozzo get away from my computer! *Gibbs slaps him*

*cringes* sorry boss! But they did have a good question!

No, rule twelve was not made because of Jenny.

*Ziva enters* He is lying, I can see it on his face. It is like an open toilet.

That wasn't even close Ziva!

Drip it, Tony.

*Gibbs smacks them both* Onto the next question, hopefully uninterrupted.

Bookwoorm1985: Lol Does your hand ever hurt with all those head slaps you give your agents?

First off lol is not a word. Second I have arthritis is my right hand, my doctor says it's from using my gun and engaging in hand to hand combat. But yes, I do believe that it is from smacking around my agents.

ILU Greg: Gibbs, first of all I'd like to tell you that you're awesome. Both as an agent and person. When I see you giving Tony a hard time ( I see it as tough love), I wish I'd have a dad like that. Do you see Tony as your own? Or maybe even wish he was your son?
All the best to you! Stay just like you are!

… have you been watching me…? Where is the camera? I am going to get McGee to trace this email and then I am going to wring your fu-

Tony: use your nice words boss. I am actually interested to hear the answer to this question.

Gibbs: Tough Love? Really? I hate Elvis. Garth Brooks all the way. Another thing, it's great that think I am, uh, "cool" but I don't need another toddler hanging around here. I see Tony as… a protégé… also a son in a way. Do I wish he was my own? Here's the thing, you don't have to be blood related for someone to be family. Even though DiNozzo Senior is a narcissistic bastard-

Tony, McGee and Ziva: Hear, hear.

Gibbs: I can't take his son away from him.

seamenScotty: Hey Gibbs,
Well, I'm SeamenScotty but I go by Kaz, anyway I have a couple of questions for you.
Firstly, if you only date red heads then why did you go out with Col. Hollis Mann?
Secondly, would you say that you and Fornell are friends? (Sorry I'm not sure how to spell his name).
Thirdly, when did you and G Callen actually meet, and are you friends?

Also, please explain why you made rule twelve.

Sorry for having so many questions,
a hyper teenage Kaz.

Well you signed this: hyper teenage Kaz, therefore you are not old enough to know why I dated Hollis Mann. Yes, you spelled Fornell right. He is a snotty, son of a bitch, but yes he is my friend. Well, its kind of a "I hate you, but we are in this together" relationship.

Callen, I met him on the set of a movie. He was dressed in spandex and was going by the name Dick. I don't really know him well enough to say we are friends.

Rule twelve was explained earlier.

That's no problem you're curious. You're also a teen so I should probably give you the stay drug free talk, but I don't feel like it.

Darkbeyonddeath666: Hey

I was just wondering how do you feel about McGee like him or lothe him. Do you ever think about Kate?

Love and Luck
Dark

Why would you ask a question like that? McGee and I, even though he is a child of technology, are close. He is almost like a son to me.

Kate, God I miss her. She was a great agent and a good Catholic girl. When I lost her it was almost like losing Kelly again. It's hard to look at Ziva without thinking about Kate, but I love them both the same.

So, yes, I think of her often.

The-Bowtie-And-The-Fez: Dear Gibbs,
Why the hell do you have rule 12? Can't you see Tony and Ziva are perfect for each other? And Abby and McGee? And technically, Rule 51 overrides 12 doesn't it?
Sincerly,
Harmony

I stay out of their love lives. And I will flip batshit if I ever found out any of them are together. On the other hand, if it makes them happy, I am also happy.

*Tony and Ziva fist pump*

As long as it doesn't effect their work, I can probably let it slid.

I made rule fifty-one for circumstances such as these.

That's all for now. Remember if there is less than five new questions I will not answer, because it is a waste of time and paper.

McGee: boss we don't print these.

Gibbs: shut up and get me a coffee.

McGee: on it boss!