I do not own anything in the Harry Potter universe


Dear Gred and Forge,

Can you send me ten of those invisible stink bombs.(still in their packages)

Yours Truly Harry Potter.


Dear Malfoy,

Do you like your present?.

Yours Truly The Gryffindor Golden Boy.


Dear Potter,

Did you fart in this letter?.

P.S lay off the beans.

sincerely,Draco Malfoy


Dear Malfoy,

No,I did not fart in the letter,Voldy did.

Yours Truly Potter.


Dear Potter,

Why is Lucius's son pestering me about farting in a letter.

P.S I finally got out of the Loony bin.

Sincerely The Dark Lord,Voldemort.


Dear Voldysaurus,

I put stink bombs in Draco's letter and blamed it on you.

Yours Truly The Boy Who Lived To
Annoy You.


Remus:"Give me my chocolate"

Me:"Not until people review."

Remus:"Please,readers review.I'm begging you,let me have my chocolate."