"This place is evil." Steve said while walking towards another clearing Shadow just kept drinking thinking he was talking to himself, he then dropped shadow on to a stump in the middle of the forest. Shadow then looked up from her cup smiling, saying "Hello dear chap who are you? Have you come to see the queen?" Steve then took the cup from shadow's hands "Shadow, dude this stuff is messing with you head." Steve said but shadow kept smiling and said "Shadow? Whose that I'm Mad Hatter #2 now who are you?" as another tea cup appeared in her hand and takes a sip while watching Steve. "I'm the Gunslinger I suppose." He said not really knowing what to say as he crushes the cup in his hand. "Gunslinger? How strange, have you seen the white rabbit it's nearly time! The queen will be quite mad!" Shadow said still looking at the strange man. He then tightens up his leather gloves "No I haven't anyway your coming with me." But before he could even blink Shadow had already stood up and ran off into a random direction still drinking out of her cup of tea.
Steve then followed Shadow who had disappeared into a large flower garden that was the size of a small skyscraper. "Dammit!" Steve yelled as the flowers started to look at him curiously, Just then a big and beautiful rose then started to talk to him. "Are you a flower?" she said curiously, Steve the replied "No. I'm a gunslinger; I'm looking for Mad hatter #2. Do you know which way she went?" The flowers then started to whisper to eachother occasionally glancing at the stranger. "Sorry but that person is not here try elsewhere." The Rose said pointing towards the smoke signals; Steve then bowed to the Rose and said "Thank you ma'me." And started walking towards the smoke. He then came upon a giant caterpillar who appeared to be smoking from a bong on some sort "THIS STUFFS THE SHIT MAN!" he yelled out, Steve then finally walked into the clearing and saw the giant blue caterpillar "Hello?" he said curiously as the caterpillar finally took notice of Steve. "Hey little man come here and have a smoke with meh." He said still smoking, Steve shook his head "Maybe later, I'm looking for the second mad hatter." He said the caterpillar looked at him in a slight daze "Hey man did you know that one side of this mushroom make you big and one makes you small," the caterpillar then exhaled another puff of smoke "Oh and you your friend went that way," he said pointing to the left "No, wait a minute that way," pointing to the right "No," pointing up "No," pointing down "I forget." He finally said. Steve the thought 'Crap….' The caterpillar then yelled out in surprise "Wait I remember!….No wait lost it again, I think your friend ate part of the mushroom and turned big but I don't know." He said taking another breath of smoke.
"Hmm," Steve thought pulling out a brown paper bag out of his bag "Try some of this," he said with a smirk on his face, the caterpillar looked at it curiously and started to smoke some of it. "Aged tobacco," Steve said as the caterpillar eyes began to bulge then *poof* in a cloud of pink smoke all that was left were eight shoes "Gotcha ya nub," Steve said laughing he then yelled out "CHESTIER CAT!" he then heard a voice above him looking up he saw that the big blue caterpillar had turned into a pink and blue butterfly "Hey man that was the shit your friend might be in the queens pad yo." He said fluttering about "Bye little man." He said as Steve threw up another bag of tobacco "Enjoy it!" he yelled out as soon as he left Steve began to hear an eerie laugh, without warning Steve then hauled iron pointing it at the source "So you want to find number two?" the creepy voice asked "Yes, Show yourself!" Steve yelled showing no fear suddenly a man in a purple striped shirt and dark purple pants and purple cat ears and tail appears. Steve then tipped his hat and said "Good evening," the Chestier cats smirks while replying "your friends is gone but not forever she is here in slumber above and below, now tell me what does one do to save a blond angel from her determined doom?" his smirk grew even wider "Why a Mad hatter and Gunslinger of course." Steve then laugh "I like you sir, could I offer you something for your help?" the chestier cat laughed at Steve "Why what can one have that one may already own?" Steve hold up a paper bag "Homemade jerky?" The chestier cat sighed "It will do," Steve threw the bag at the man "your answer is quite simple what is one who is higher than others but is only feared by her whims?" Steve then sat on a nearby stump and answered "The queen of hearts?" the man nodded in agreement "There my good friend is where you'll find the mad hatter and the blond angel Alice." Steve chewed on some jerky thoughtfully "I must go now be warned for not everything is what appears to be." He said before turning around and walking off to another part of the forest "Hey wait a second, where can I find a sword?" Steve asked but it was too late the chestier cat had disappeared "Dammit!" Steve cried out as he stood up and walked down the path.
