THE WEDDING!
Sasuke caught the bouquet. And Sakura wasn't there to see it. She was abducted by YU. He likes pink, apparently. He needed a new car salesman, even though there were no cars... yet. Poor Yu. Or is it poor Sakura?
Back to Sasuke. He only had one person in mind: Lulu. Nihaou! But all the girls were after him, even the 50 year old ladies. And men...O.o... this is so wrong. Er...
Sasuke had to go put his mushrooms on, while getting away from the people. Suddenly he was picked up by an unknown force, that we like to call Aku, and dragged him into his own house, away from the fan people. He started laughing hispanically, historically, hysterically all at the same time! And he got his mushrooms on! Boohyah.
"Hey Sasuke, I got an idea! You like my sister don't you?" Aku randomly said, ignoring his laughing. "I got an idea to win her heart, because she obviously hates you. You must dress up as a ninja and square dance to forever love backwards!"
Suddenly lord G. Pops in. "Can I sing?" He asked posing like Gai.
"Sure. Only if you bring me Cocoa puffs." Said Sasuke, finally getting over his laughter.
"Aw Grass I wanted to sing it!" Said Hinata. She has a double life. She stalks both Naruto AND Sasuke. Cause EVERYBODY stalks Sasuke.
"But where I am going to get a ninja outfit?" Sasuke wondered.
"...wow...ur smrt shaskay..." Said his computer.
"...Wait, I don't have a computer...KAKASHI!" bellowed Sasuke at the Kashi-Comp. Poof.
"Grass... I'll go bother Tsunade."
"Oh, I know! Itachi has a ninja outfit, I can use his!" Sasuke screamed.
"Not so fast, foolish little brother." Itachi popped in with his brothers: Vincent Valentine, Alex Row, Haji, and all his other brothers. "That's MINe." he purred.
"Sasuke, you idiot, you ARE a ninja." muttered Vincent.
"Let's go, HA!"
Meanwhile...
Sakura was getting 2 hundred bucks an hour being car salesman-woman.
Again somewhere else...
Lulu was trying to speak Mandarin, and eat a mandarin orange at the same time. She sounded like the Grudge. So far would be stupid. (AN.A: O.o... AN.O: what? AN.A: nvm.) I'm just trying to make it stupid. You don't have to try very hard. Yay confusing conversation XD.
George was melting some fangirls over broccoli for supper that night for her brothers. At Lulu's house. They moved in.
Sasuke BURST in wearing a pink leotard with ninja fish-nets, with the fish still in them. He started to sing...
"I had a fixed date with Kurenai... The battle cry's key was burning with desire for something.
Ah! The red fox was something... The scares were crying... but now...
"Ah! I want to hold my mother... My mother's flare skirt and her heart... Continued cute thing... it's not cure love, in an oak tree...
"Will you hold my heart, the god of foodstuffs has tears... It's come to nothing... All my heart..
"Forever light! Forever Kira! Africa rice cakes however... Hagi's deer cutting machine nowadays is getting a scolding... Oh tell me why!
"All I see is blue, in my heart... Will you stay with me? Shadow loves mad monkeys... as yet I am attempting two tasks simultaneously, accomplishing neither... All my tears...
"Forever light, Forever Kira! Things my mother's noodles were. ... The demons laughed evilly while they stole galoshes... Oh Stay with me!
"Ah! The subtitles are unreadable! Bubbles didn't have a kimono... Ah! The lame thing... I forgot to mention your duck...
"Forever Light Forever Kira... things my mother's noodles were... the demons laughed evilly while they stole galoshes... Ah will you stay with me... Shadow loves mad the monkeys and the monkettes.. More dare your mother's noodles...
"Forever Light Forever Kira, I had a fixed date with Kurenai, Oh Tell me why Oh Tell me true, oh sheet Iruka ema...
Forever Lover, Forever Dreamer, afraid of tears in the stomach... yakitori kissed eternity in kyuubi mode... Forever Love..."
"Delete...Delete...Delete...Delete...DELETE..."
Uh...
Sasuke couldn't see anymore. There was something covering his head. Lulu had spun his ninja ski mask around so that his voice would be muffled, and his hair stuck out the face holes.
Aside from getting 98 percent of the lyrics wrong and singing worse than a dying Naruto... yeah... it was bad... Well it's not his fault Gackt can't write straight. Or maybe he shouldn't have been wearing the cool glasses while trying to read... I forgot about those.
When Sasuke was able to find himself, he was alone. Wimper? Then he realized that Lulu must have been so impressed that she started to cry and didn't want him to see or he might be sad so she ran off. That's it.
Unfortunately Lulu did not welcome the attention and turned to her good friend George for help.
"What do I do? This weirdo won't leave me alone..."
While sauteing some fangirls George replied: "Just do something that he hates."
Lulu considered a moment. "What does he hate...?"
They thought silently, while people marched outside with picket signs reading: Sasuke hates Sakura!. (These were the anti- Sasuke x Sakura fans)
"...That's it! I'll dye my hair pink like Sakura's hair! THEN Sasuke will totally hate me!!"
George silently gave her the thumbs up and continued roasting the wild fangirls. Yes she is. A cannibal. Don't get on George's bad side.
at the store
There was (for hair color) the choices of:
-Pale pink
-Pastel pink
-Web color pink
-Web color light pink
-Cherry Blossom pink
-Nadeshiko pink (carnation)
-Web color hot pink
-Web color deep pink
-Dark pink
-Bright pink
-Shocking pink
-Berry pink
-Salmon pink
-Blush pink
-Tickle me pink
-Gackt pink
-Watermelon pink
-Hot pink
-Sasuke pink
-Dark pink
-iPod pink
-Blue pink
-Sakura pink-
"-THERE WE GO!"
Lulu bought the hair dye then rushed home to dye her hair when she saw Byakuya in a purple leotard chasing Neji and yelling something about being a long lost brother...he looked hot. Followed by Sasuke in a tooth fairy outfit (ignoring her for time being), Sakura chasing him in a samurai outfit, and Naruto running after them in a mermaid outfit because he had nothing better to do. AND THEN...Itachi came in a pink leotard covered in sequins...and everybody else wanted sequins too. group pout I think Neji will have brain damage.
"SOMETHING SOMETHING ZAKURA!" exclaimed Byakuya, and the flower petals flowed from his sword trying to give Neji a hair-cut!
Trying to ignore it all, Lulu went to dye her hair before Sasuke saw her.
"Step one...Go to your favorite super market or grocer. Ask an employee to direct you to the aisle containing Pop-Tarts. (...?) Step two...Fill the cup 3/4 of the way with soil and place 5 seeds equally apart on the soil. (...) 3...Shift your weight between your feet. You can continue bobbing your head, if it helps, but don't stop counting yet. (?!) ...4...If your cat still is mean and scratches, first see if it is just being playful; cats sometimes forget that those things on the end of their toes are vicious daggers. Also it could be a sign of a medical problem...
"Ok who wrote this?!"
Lulu gives up and just ends up dumping the whole thing on her head.
Just then Sasuke came in! "OOH PINK! I LOVE PINK!" He shouted.
Lulu stared. Then she groaned and smacked Sasuke.
"What kind of man are you?!"
"A manly man." He smiled.
Lulu twitched. Just when she thought it couldn't get worse, the door opened and in came...
Everybody in the village.
"We heard you're having a BBQ!"
"Who wants some?" Said George. Nobody knew what the special meat was. Only lord Gackt Had Camui... and he wasn't telling.
"I've been wondering where I was." said Lord G, as he filled his plate with curry.
"Hey that's my curry of YOUTH!" said Gai.
"Well it's mine now!" Gackt replied, holding the plate close to his heart.
splash
"My CURRY!" Exclaimed the dog tree.
"You haven't heard the last of this!" Gackt said in a threatening voice, then he puffed away in a fluffy cloud like a ninja. Everyone pretended they didn't see him leave through the door.
Meanwhile...
There are different things going on at the party... some of which we don't want to know...
Kamijo and Kakashi were having a break dancing contest on the salsa table. Byakuya was cutting people's hair. And Trunks was trying to find his sister who shouldn't have been born.
And Sasuke was being a vampire...?
But the party didn't really start until Miyavi the pigeon arrived! He was the DJ. And a lot of booming music was heard throughout the village, which really didn't need to be because everyone was at the same place.
By morning... The sun rose. And everyone was deaf. And Tsunade was drunk on soy sauce. She lost a bet again. All is good in the world. But wait...
There is a secret the day class doesn't know. The night class consists entirely of... vamp– Sasuke.
And Zetsu married a pony. ... ? ? ?
They ran out of fangirls to cook so everyone started leaving with their goodie bags. Lulu was left stunned on the sofa with her terribly pink hair. It started spilling onto her face so now her skin was pink as well. Sasuke was thrilled.
Sakura came in.
"Why won't you love me? I'm pink! I always wear pink!"
"You look like a zombie." Stated Itachi. "You need Itachi's miracle cream! Just three easy payments of 19.99! Then you can be pretty like me.." sparkle sparkle
"Ok!" Sakura agreed with a perky smile.
"You stand like a girl!"
"I am a girl!"
"No you're not!!" . . . .
After Byakuya married George( Naru-peoples's sister), and while Kyou from fruits basket came and had a deep discussion with Byakuya, Light/Kira killed all of the ants for munching on his munchies, accidentally killing all ants and starting a chain reaction in the bug kingdom.
Then he killed everyone else for not recycling.
Then Lelouche came and blew up the world.
The end.
"-WOAH?!...that was a weird dream...why are you biting your pillow?"
"...I don know..."
...Is it REALLY the end??
Or just the beginning...
