Author's Notes: Hi I'm back, sorry for not uploading often, just busy with some test that can determine my place in society, nothing to worry about. Anyway, I won't be making fics frequently, maybe once a month until summer vacation, that's when I got more time on my hands than I could need.

Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon, Game Freak and Nintendo do. If I owned pokemon, it would be exactly as Satoshi Tajiri (creator of pokemon) would have imaged… most of it.

Chapter 3: This is Not the Game I Remember!

Extra Notes:

"Normal Speech"

"Telepathic thought speech"


"What's that noise?" The protagonist Jared thought.

In the deep forest he heard crying. But the sound broadcasted like an echo in his mind. Jared started walking slowly towards the weeping,unsure of the dangers of a new world, while taking in the scenery and looking at all the pokemon in the forest.

"Well considering all the pokemon around me, I'd say I'm in the Sinnoh Region," Jared told himself. "More precisely around either route 201 or route 202."

Jared, like most teenagers, are often sitting on the couch watching TV or playing video games when they have something better to do. Most games he played were of the Nintendo franchise. All day he would play Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, and his personal favorite, Pokémon.

Like all games he played, he done his "research" on the game to complete it entirely. He knows much of the pokemon world, like what pokemon belongs to which region. Now that he's in the pokemon world, the stuff he learned can finally be useful. But there is much more for Jared to learn, because the world is far more real than the game.

"Hello?" Jared asked the crying voice telepathically. "Are you all right?"

"W-Who are you?" questioned the voice.

"Name's Jared," he replied. "And I'm someone willing to lend a hand."

"No… you shouldn't," replied the voice. "You're too far, and even if you do make it-"

"Don't think like that," Jared interrupted. "Everything is going to be okay..."

Just then, a huge roar shot through the forest, coming from the same direction as the sobbing. Jared understood what that meant; he picked up the pace and running faster and faster, dodging all the trees and branches.

"Damn, not fast enough," he thought. "Wait, I got an idea."

Jared grabbed a low branch right above him and using the momentum he gained from running, he shot straight up and on to the branch. He continued his search in the tree tops, jumping from branch to branch while increasing the altitude he was searching from.

In a few seconds he stopped in front of a small clearing, seeing two unconscious bodies and a small child backed up to a large rock, about to be attacked by a large charizard.

"Strange," he thought. "Charizards aren't indigenous in this area, what's one doing here? Oh well, it's about to attack the kid so I better help."

"Yo you overgrown lizard," Jared taunted. "Over here you scaly piece of crap!"

The now pissed off charizard looked over to in Jared's position and shot a shower of flames at Jared.

"OH SHIT!" Jared yelled as he dropped to the ground to dodge the searing flames.

Unfortunately, some of the flames charred the left of his face, scorching off his bandages and fedora.

"Damn it! That was my favorite hat!" Jared was now very pissed.

"You're in for it now you darn iguana!"

Jared got up and charged, disregarding the fact that he was charging at something that could kill him in an instant. The charizard saw Jared attacking and decided to ignore his easy prey to fight off the threat, it too began to charge.

By the time the two got close, Jared got the first hit, a quick punch to the snout surprised the charizard, but it wasn't good enough. The flame pokemon bit Jared's arm, hard enough to draw blood, and causing him to flinch. Jared soon retaliated with a bite of his own, right on the dragon's tail. The charizard let go and jumped back to regain some ground and was getting ready for whatever Jared was going to give. Jared on the other hand was rubbing his bitten arm, muttering curses at the charizard.

"Well then?" Jared shouted. "Bring everything you got!"

The charizard roared and flew start at him.

Two hours later…

The fight continues to a stalemate, the sun is close to fully setting, and the two fighters are tired and out of breath.

"Damn, this is a long fight," Jared thought. "I need to think of something to get rid of this charizard."

He looked to his surroundings; all he saw was the forest, two unconscious bodies (probably the kid's parents), the kid hiding in the forest trees, and a large rock.

"The rock," Jared thought. "I think I know how to finish this thing."

Jared starting sprinting towards the rock while flicking off the charizard in an attempt to get it enraged. It worked. The dragon started chasing down Jared with all its might, readying a headbutt to ram him over.

"Hope this works." Jared prayed.

By the time Jared reached the rock, the charizard was just a foot behind, about to bite Jared's ass off when suddenly he jumped. The charizard smash head first into the rock, shattering it to pieces. Jared on the other hand landed five feet away from the crash site, landing perfectly on his feet.

"Ha! Take that you damn-"

Before Jared could finish his sentence, he was hit in the head with a big chuck of rock from the collision, knocking him to unconsciousness.


"Huh, where am I?" Jared asked himself.

He was in a big white room, with a single flight of stair leading up to nowhere.

"Oh come on, not this again." Jared whined.

"Oh hello Jared, good to see you again." said a familiar voice.

"Hi Arceus," Jared said in a monotone voice. "What do you want?"

"That's no way to talk to a god," Arceus demanded. "Anyway, I summoned you back here to do my laundry, like I asked you to before."

"What happened to the 'Save the World' quest you gave me?" Jared questioned.

"I talked to the other legendries, and they say that the big threat isn't going to be much of a danger anytime soon." Arceus insured.

"Well that's reassuring." Jared mumbled.

"Anyway, come up the stairs and go to the room to the right, the laundry is there waiting for you." told Arceus.

One hour later…

"Oh man," Jared said panting. "Those stairs... are totally unnecessary."

"What took so long? What happened to your amazing superhuman jumping?" Arceus inquired.

"Don't you see I'm injured here?" Jared yelled.

Arceus examined Jared closely, she saw he was cut and bruised in many places. His clothes mostly torn and he was missing his shoes. The hat he wore was completely burnt off and the bandages he had on were gone. Over his left eye were two big scars, making a cross when they meet. Without the bandages covering part of Jared's face, Arceus realized how cute he looked even if he was injured, she blushed.

"S-so, h-how you g-get those scars?" Arceus asked in a shy, stuttering voice.

"Oh damn, forgot my face was exposed." Jared thought.

"Well if you must know, I got these scars two years ago. When I was thirteen some psycho girl told me she loved me in front of the whole school. But when I rejected her, she pulled out a pocketknife and cut me in the eye, all out of embarrassment. The paramedics came and got me to a hospital to get me a new eye, while the psycho got put in prison. I got my new eye from my father's corporation of bio engineering.

"O-Oh is t-that why." Arceus said, still stuttering.

"Yeah, I'm gonna do your laundry now, bye." Jared said walking away.

By the time he got into the laundry room, there were two separate piles of clothing. There was a pile of normal, casual clothing on the right, and on the left was a pile of sexy, black lingerie that seemed to be a bit too small and revealing.

"OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Jared laughed. "I can't believe it, she actually wears this. Wait… she's a pokemon, why does she even have lingerie, or clothes for that matter?"

"Hey Arceus, I have a question for you!" Jared yelled.

"Yeah, what is it?" she yelled back.

"Why do you even have laundry, aren't you a pokemon?" Jared asked.

"Well," she said, walking towards the door. "Sometimes I like to go to town, so I transform into a human for fun."

When Arceus got to the door way, her form altered. She became a tall, gorgeous woman with long black hair with streaks of golden highlights. She wore a white toga-like dress with a golden sash going over her shoulder.

"Wow," Jared said in awe. "You look, more than amazing, almost as if… if… I don't any words to describe you!"

Arceus started to blush hard and pushed her index fingers back and forth, like the way shy anime girls do.

"T-Thank you." she said.

"Oh hey you do have a voice, it suits you well." Jared complimented.

"Yeah, I can't really use it in my legendary form. No mouth and all." she said.

"Sure I understand, but anyway, I like to talk about this…" Jared held up a black pair of panties from the lingerie pile. "Are these really yours?" he asked with a big, silly grin.

"OMGPUTTHATDOWNITSSOEMBARRASSING!" Arceus yelled.

She started running at full force and rammed Jared to grab the panties. They collided and both of them hit the floor. Unfortunately, as soon as they hit the ground, Jared banged the back of his head.


"AHHH!" Jared yelled. He found himself sitting beside a large tree, while underneath a makeshift blanket. It was nighttime, there was a roaring fire with three figures around it.

One was half green and half white, it looked masculine in nature. He had some sort of blade arms, a blue fin on his head, a red spike through his chest, and wide white hips.

To the man's right was another figure of a feminine nature, she had a long white dress, a green long sleeve shirt with also a red spike through it, and green hair that matches the shirt.

"So it's a gallade and gardevoir," Jared thought to himself. "What's that in the gardevoir's lap?"

In her lap was a small child-like being, it had bowl cut green hair and a dress that seem to be a bit too big. Through its hair were two spikes, one in front and another in the back. It was a ralts, and it seemed to have taken notice of Jared's recent waking.

"Mama look," a small child like voice radiatedin Jared's head. "The man's awake."

"So he is young one," the gardevoir said. "Um, dear, if you please."

"Alright, I got it," replied the gallade. "So human, you're awake. Why don't you come over here some we can talk about that fight you were in?"

Jared remembered what happened before he appeared in the white room; he remembered fighting a charizard and winning right before he was knock out by a rock. He got up and stumbled a bit before he got his footing. He noticed his clothes were all repaired, but they were different. He had on a green tailcoat with white pants, gloves, and boots. His fedora was gone, but his bandages were replaced, yet they had a little dried blood coming from them.

"Strange," he thought. "Why did my clothes change? I guess I'll ask them, they seem to be the ones who took care of me in my unconscious state."

Jared sat to the right of the gallade and wondered what kind of thing he wanted to talk about.

"Ok, first thing first. Thank you human for saving my daughter and mate from that beast, you have my eternal gratitude." The gallade said respectfully.

"Oh uh," Jared uttered. "You're welcome, but what happened to the charizard?"

"Ah yes, the beast." The gallade recalled. "You see, right after you defeated the dragon, me and my mate awoken to see an intense fight had taken place. You and the charizard were knocked out, while my daughter was trying to wake you up, she seemed to have taken a liking to you."

Jared looked over to the ralts; she was hiding behind her mother, blushing a little bit. Jared gave her a smile and she buried her head in her mother's arms, blushing harder than before. Her folks were chuckling at the gesture.

"Yes," the gardevoir started, petting her daughter. "She really has taken a liking to you."

"Well I did save her and you two, I'm not really surprised." Jared stated. "But I'd like to know; did you two change my clothing, it's different than my last outfit."

"Hm? Oh yes, we did. We got the clothing from our old trainer." The gallade stated. "He had to release me and my mate so we could start a family."

"Why is that?" Jared asked.

"I requested it." The gallade stated. "My father was a wild gallade when he started a family, and so was his father, it's a bit like family tradition."

"Family tradition huh." The thought of family made Jared think about his own. He gave up his old life for adventure and fun, he completely overlooked what his friends and family would think.

"What's wrong?" the gardevoir asked.

"It's just… can I tell you guys a secret?" They all nodded.

"It's just; I'm not from this world."

The pokemon went wide-eyed from hearing this news. "What do you mean?" questioned the gallade.

"I'm not from this world," Jared repeated. "I was sent here by Arceus to-"

"Arceus!" Both the gallade and gardevoir shouted in unison.

"Yes, Arceus. Why are you both surprised?" Jared inquired.

"You see human…"

"By the way, my name is Jared." Jared interrupted.

"Oh, well it's good to formally meet you," the gallade said, "but here's the deal. There is a prophecy of certain humans having great power. They are said to be of the select few of champions of Arceus himself."

"Actually, Arceus is a female." Jared declared.

"WHAT!" The gallade shrieked in surprise.

"Yeah I met her twice today, but could you continue that prophecy."

"Okay..." the gallade agreed hesitantly. "Arceus herself was said to have chosen a select few of humans to be her champions. One of them was said to be of another world, and would obtain great power if he proved himself to her. He was foretold to be surrounded by five beautiful women, each of them acting as a guardian and teacher of the world he would soon save. You must be one of those champions if you have met Arceus."

"How can you be so sure?" Jared doubted.

"You've fought a charizard without any powers or pokemon; you must be strong enough to be a champion." The gallade assured.

"Ok, I understand, but this is a lot to take in." Jared said. "Do you think I could rest before I decide if I even am a champion?"

"Yes, it's ok." The gallade ensured. "You rest up; I'll tell you more in the morning."

"Thank you." Jared got up and walked back to the tree he awoke from before. He thought about what this all meant, about his destiny and the things to come. He soon fell asleep against the tree after a minute or so.


In his dreams, Jared was back in the same white room.

"Seriously?" Jared thought to himself.

"Jared was that you?" Arceus yelled from atop the stairway.

"Yeah, it's me." Jared responded.

"Oh goodie, I need to talk to you about some things."

With a snap of her fingers, Jared teleported to the top of the stairs, but the top seemed to be a bit different than before. It was a smaller room, and it looked like it belonged to a teenage girl, and that teenage girl was lying in her bed wearing nothing but short shorts and a bra.

"Hey Arceus, nice room you got here… hold on a tick. Why didn't you teleported me the first two times, and why you look like a teenager, a scantily clothed teenager!" Jared yelled.

"Well first off," Arceus started. "Thanks for the compliment, secondly I felt too lazy to have teleported you those first two times, and lastly, my form changes based on my mood, and I feel like a teenager in a warm room."

"Oh." Was all Jared could say.

"Anyway, I know you heard about the prophecy of my champions, and you are one of them."

"Really?" Jared replied. "That's cool, but what about my family back home, and what of the other champions, and what about these guardians of mine?"

"Whoa, whoa, one question at a time. Don't worry about family, by the time you get back, no time will have past... I think."

"You think?" Jared retorted.

"Don't worry I said, anyway you so far are the only champion I've chosen, but there will be more later on. And the guardians, you've already met one."

"I have?" Jared questioned.

"Yes, by the time you wake up, you will know who exactly it is." Arceus answered.

"So is that it?"

"One more thing, I have a gift for you." Arceus took out a silver necklace; hanging by the end of it was a stone that looked like the yang part of the Taoism symbol (the yin-yang symbol).

"It is a stone of abundant power, whoever holds the other half, yours and their souls shall be linked for eternity." Arceus told.

"So who holds the other half?"

"It's a secret." Arceus teased.

"Okay, so what know?"

"It's time for you to wake up and begin you journey." Arceus started to glow slightly. The glow grew greater and greater till Jared was forced to wake up.


It was sunrise; Jared was the only one awake at the site. The others who took care of him were still asleep, the gallade and gardevoir were huddled together beside a tree opposite of Jared's. The young ralts he rescued was curled up in his lap, sleeping soundly. Jared smiled warmly at the young pokemon and stroked her hair, trying not to wake her. She shifted a little, getting more comfortable and smiled.

"I wonder if she is one of my guardians." Jared thought. "Oh well, I better start my journey soon."

"Uh, my head." said a certain pokemorph. "Where am I?"


And on that note I end chapter 3. Please write a review if you see any spelling errors or if you thought if the story was any good. Thank you and have a good day.