"Stew was pretty tasty, right...?"

Yawning, I nodded at Compa and set my book down.

"Yeah, it was a little overdone but your cooking is always something to look forward to."

"Y-You're just buttering me up..."

I chuckled at her blushing face, getting a light slap in response. Trying to pull IF off of me with as much strength as I could muster, I got a light snore in response as she nuzzled her face into my neck.

"I've never seen Iffy so affectionate, not even with me or Nep-Nep. I didn't know she cared that much."

Fair point, I never took IF for the sensitive kind of girl. It's mildly refreshing though, to see another side of her.

"I would assume she keeps a cool exterior. I have no doubt IF is a good soul, she did help you guys change Arfoire, right?"

"Yep! Iffy was always really brave. We've known each other since we were children, and I remember all the times Iffy would protect me from big bullies."

Patting IF on the head a few times, Compa got up and stretched a bit after a few minutes of lounging. Lying IF down onto the couch after a pretty sizable effort, I got up as well.

"Well, I'm gonna go take a shower, Davey. Um, maybe you can...wash my back?"

That sly grin gave away more than was needed, and I felt my face heat up at how ridiculously bold she was being right now.

"...Fine. B-But I swear, if it evolves beyond me just washing your back...!"

Giggling, Compa walked over and gently grabbed my hand, leading me into the bathroom. On the way, she slipped of her unattached sleeves and leggings.

"We should wash quickly then, so that your mean threat holds water~"

This girl...


Surprisingly enough, washing with Compa was a pretty mundane experience. She was very calm in my grasp and the tub itself was rather big, and the only issue that came up was washing Compa's long hair. What is it with hair and constantly tangling for no reason?

Washing the shampoo out of her pristine hair, I heard her let out a contented sigh as she got up and patted the spot she sat in.

"Your turn, Davey~!"

...Wait, Compa also washes me in this equation too? Alright, so long as I don't overthink it, I should be absolutely wrong. Just a cute girl giving me a bath, nothing really wrong with this.

Sitting down, I felt her slowly run her hands through my hair, trails of soap slowly running down into the tub.

"Your hair is in really good condition, Davey. Tell me your secrets?"

I lightly chuckled. "Secret number one; I run Dogoo jelly through my hair for eight hours straight. Do you want to hear secret number two now?"

"Eww, no!"

See, I can joke too. And it worked this time. Score one for David, score zero for mediocrity.

Yawning as Compa finished up washing the shampoo out of my hair, I began to get up when Compa gripped me around the waist.

"Nuh uh, David. There's still one place I neglected."

No, I promised myself that this event would be totally ordinary.

"No can do, Compa. There's an IF to wake up and a Histoire to visit."

I felt her press against my back, and I desperately fought an erection as I felt her soft, warm body press up against mine, to say nothing about her chest.

"Please? It's been so long...a-and you're the only one I'd do this with, honest!"

Weighing my options, I didn't get too far as a sudden pang of pleasure erupted throughout my body. Looking down, I saw that Compa wrapped a gently hand around my dick.

"I'll make it really, really quick, I promise."

"Gah...f-fine! But it better be as quick as you say!"

Hearing a contented noise from her, I felt Compa wrap her other arm around my waist as she tenderly stroked my dick. Leaning back slightly, I stifled a moan as Compa quickened her handjob.

"Ah, you're getting really close, huh?"

"Y-Yeah, ah!"

I was about to cum when Compa suddenly took her hand, leaving my cock twitching. Feeling her get up, she slowly slid into my lap, my dick positioned below her entrance.

"I-In here, you can cum all you want in here, ok?"

"W-What are y- GHK!"

Slamming her hips down, I felt her jerk and yelp as the sudden burst of pleasure hit us hard. Wrapping my arms around her thin waist, I pushed my lips to hers, entwining my tongue with hers as I thrust a few times, savoring her moans in my mouth.

Cumming inside her, I felt her pussy squeeze out every last drop as she twitched in release as well. Pulling my mouth apart from hers, I felt her head loll onto my shoulder as I thrust a few more times, semen spilling out.

"C-Compa...ah...l-let's...let's just clean up and...check on IF, ok?"

"Ooooh...y-you came a lot, huh Davey? You're...you're pretty healthy~"

Pulling out slowly, I was about to wash off Compa and I when I looked towards the door.

It was open, and IF was standing there, face neutral.

"A-Ah...h-hello Iffy...how are you-"

"Nope. Do not wanna hear it right now, Compa. Me next."

...What?

"Wait, h-hold on, what's happening?"

IF, already having discarded her large coat, hastily took off her tank top and shorts, leaving her in only her panties. For a small girl like Compa, IF's body was thin yet muscular. Understandable, given how the girl is a legendary Guild member.

"H-Hey, do you know how worried you made me? I don't see you for three months besides the news, and then you just up and f-fall into a coma for another month!"

"She makes a point, Davey."

"Yeah, I do! S-So, uh...take responsibility, dummy! I only got like one chapter and in the other I got drunk!"

I heard Compa whine.

"Well I only got one chapter too...and I thought you gave up breaking the fourth wall."

...Seriously, what the hell are chapters?

"I have no clue what's going on right now, to be honest with you. All I understand is that you want to spend intimate time with me, and I guess I can get behind that idea. I mean, you did bring up valid points. And, uh...we need to pad out this...chapter...more...?"

"You can't break the fourth wall as well as Iffy, David. Sorry, it's just not your thing."

"C-Can you please just come here, IF?"

Blushing, IF slipped her panties off her leg and got into the tub. Wrapping her arms around my neck, I tilted her head up to press my lips to hers. A brief kiss, a mutual tease.

It's going to be a long-

"Nope, no no no. No cutoffs this time, mister. We're doing it, a-and...well, that's final!"

I need to find out what this 'fourth wall' thing is, because it sounds pretty omnipotent. I mean, I'm pretty convinced to keep narrating, and by now I'd be pretty exhausted.

Brushing the tip against her pussy, I felt IF shiver with pleasure as Compa wrapped her arms around her waist.

"W-Wait, what are you-"

"Well, I don't want you to smack your head against the tub, Iffy. It's going to get really steamy in a second, and that'd ruin the mood."

"U-Um, Com- AH!"

I thrust in deep, and slowly pushed my hips forward to fit my entire dick inside of her. Her pussy was tight but wet, so in no time I was able to quickly thrust in and out, making her body quiver and twitch with excitement and pleasure. IF panted and squeezed her eyes shut, and I saw Compa give me another grin as she subtly tilted IF's head up.

"AH, AHHHHHHH~ I-I CAN-MMPH!"

Looking up, I saw Compa press her lips to IF's, surprising the girl enough for her to drop her defense. Pounding her as quickly as I could, I felt IF's insides clamp around my dick as she came first, moaning into Compa's mouth.

Gripping her thighs, I came directly into her womb right after, causing both of us to moan and spasm as I desperately tried to control my hips.

"Haah...GHK! A-Ah..."

"Mmmm...gmmrgh..."

Compa pulled away, leaving IF gasping for air as I pulled out as well. Filling the tub up with warm water, all three of us lounged there, resting.

"That...that was good. Um, r-right, IF?"

"Haah...haa-ohh!"

I heard Compa giggle, although I was far too tired to open my eyes again.

"Looks like Iffy is all tired too. Ok, let's dry ourselves and go to sleep. I was able to afford a nice big bed, so we can all fit in there like a big family!"

"Sounds fantastic to me. Alright, where do you keep the hair dryer?"


Drying my hair was no problem. As I expected, however, drying the girls' hair took at least half an hour each. By the time we dressed and got out of the bathroom, it was fairly well into the night.

Crawling in first, Compa patted the middle of the bed before letting out a small, cute yawn.

"You crawl in the middle so we can all snuggle. Is that ok, Iffy?"

"Yeah, sure...s'all good..."

"You look like you could fall asleep right here, IF. Better get you in quick."

Compa and I shared a laugh as IF grumbled, turning a bit pink. Nevertheless, I climbed in with IF following, and Compa turned off the lamp.

"Ok, good night, you two! Sleep in, I sure will."

"Yeah, g'night Compa. You too, David. I, uh...um...iloveyou"

Chuckling, I pushed IF's hair off of her forehead to plant a small kiss on it.

"...This bed is comfier. Like, comfier than the last one, it's great."

...I sure do like talking to myself a lot.


A/N: Blame the sex scene from the reviews. Or not, you guys like that sort of stuff, which I'm also glad for. I was not planning on it initially, but I felt that it'd make for a nice little moment. Also on the subject of 'not planned', Compa being a bold little nurse.

Unrelated, but I hope FF seriously fixes the traffic graph issue. It's not that conceited feeling I'm after, don't get me wrong, but there's something about having 'N/A' for the view count on all my stories. TLaM got like over 20k views, I was gonna throw a party for that.

Anyway, reviews!

HavenofUmbar: Compa got more love as you command, master. Also, goddesses are indeed getting it good, they're the main focus for this story besides assorted moments with the Makers.

Mario the World Champion: Welcome back as well! Also, they did get their fill, I hope you enjoyed it. I still do want to do the story differently though, and I'm not trying to tempt you guys or anything since the Makers already got their time in the sun. A combo of me wanting to rewrite IF's chapter (due to admittedly small grammatical issues and other personal, also insignificant gripes) and a love for the first two Makers birthed this chapter.

Flare790: Too bad, it was just David! But yeah, here's chapter 3 early. Ayyyyy.

dave135: Thanks man, hope I don't let you down. The upload schedule will hopefully be faster for this story, I hope a chapter a day, but at worst it'd probably be a 2-4 delay between chapters.

Kite Lanford: I think we're on the same wavelength...or not. Hell, I dunno what's going through your mind, sometimes I just kinda let it flow and whatever comes to mind, comes. I have not considered a sort of hands-on pants-off Sex Ed sorta thing, but it could be interesting. Any way it goes, the party indeed starts.

Neptune's scene is next chapter, get hyped! Basilicom hijinks! Nepgear finally not being the butt of the joke! All this and more, chapter 4 is headed your way...err, sometime! Sometime soon!