Chapter 3: Who We Gonna Call?

The three were still in the kitchen, trembing and cowering about the sudden presence of Rocko's ghost dog, Spanky. Filbert quickly retreated to Rocko's trashcan and threw up. He went back to Rocko and Heffer.

"What are we going to do, Rocko?" Filbert asked.

"Well, I think the first thing to do is destroy this darned game!" Rocko said, lifting the game off the table with rage. He then snapped it in half with little effort. One could tell he was furious. Not many people could snap a really thick wooden board without much force.

Almost immediately, the remains of the board spontaneously combusted. Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert screamed.

"Bad idea," Heffer said.

"Well," Rocko sighed, "I guess the only thing to do now is fight this ghost ourselves."

Then, the music from Ghostbusters began to play in the background. Heffer and Filbert got on the kitchen floor and started dancing to the music. "Who we gonna call?"

"Ghostbusters!" Rocko sang back.

The three entered Rocko's living room and picked up the phone and called Ghostbusters. Someone answered on the other line. "Yes, Ghostbusters? This is Rocko. Me and my friends have an evil ghost upstairs," Rocko said.

"Sorry, kid, we're real busy with a three-headed demon poltergeist on Haunted Hill," one of the employees said over the phone. However, the gang was actually in a game room playing billards. Rocko's plan to call Ghostbusters failed.