Fo: Hi my duckies ^^ How are you guys? Well, I have a very important thing to say to my adoring fans ^^

Taichi: What fans?

Fo: Shut the fuck up, Tai XO

Bob: I think you should not provoke her, Tai.

Taichi: Shut the hell up, newbie -.-

Washu: Tai, I think you should listen to Bob. Fo actually has something important to say to the reviewers.

Taichi: Fine... Bitch...

Washu: I heard that... Please do go on, Fo.

Fo: Why thank you, Washu ^^ As I was saying I like the feedback, it helps me become a better writer and I love, love the praise you guys give me, it gives me joy ^^ HOWEVER! I will not tolerate rude reviews; you are not just being honest or critiquing my fics... You are just being an ass -.- I already got two of those rude ass comments, I bitched one out and blocked his or his ass and the other was anonymous, so, I couldn't do jack, asides from deleting that cunt's review. She insulted my fashion sense and insulted my family... I added the time my dad and my step mom embarrassed the hell outta me when I brought my boyfriend at the time to meet my whole family for the first time-

Duncan: You are rambling again, Sweetheart...

Fo: SHUT UP DUNCAN!

Bob: Let her finish, Duncan... We do not want to make her even angrier...

Duncan: Pansy...

Bob: I heard that, Duncan -.- Please do continue, Fo.

Fo: Thank you, Bob ^^ As I was saying... Well, his name was Sean Welch... Love of my life *sob* It was the 4th of July and we always had a cookout at my house. In addition, my dad came up with this brilliant idea to make us look like a white trash family. He had all his hunting guns out (Not loaded and safety on) lying around the friggen living room, he bought more beer than a partying frat house, somehow and I still to this day don't even know how, had Moonshine on the counter for all to see, my dad wore hillbilly teeth the entire time and he was wearing FLANNEL! He hates flannel O.o! He even got my family acting like red necks, they all had Southern accents. In addition, Sean was from a high class and conservative, Christian family and I am Catholic, in middle class (Except for my famous Great Uncle Perry King) so, there's adding fuel to the fire, because his mom hates me being Catholic and me for being a liberal. Oh, God... That day was awful...

Veemon: I remembered him playing his guitar and your Uncle Jeff pretended to be like Dale from 'King Of The Hill', screaming that Sean's guitar was bugged by the government ^^

Fo: Oh, God... In addition, my step mom giving him a burger and telling him it was raccoon meat... My family is nuts... I am going to die in a gutter if that happens again.

Taichi: *sigh* We can only wish...

Fo: WHAT WAS THAT, TAI!

Bob: Fo, Does not own 'Legend Of Zelda'! And do not forget to review! Tai, you better start running, man...

Taichi: I'm already on it...

Fo: GET BACK HERE!

Taichi: No freaking way! I'm not stupid XP

Fo: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Into The Dark We Go

Chapter 3: Hold My Hand As I'm Lowered


It was very quiet between Dark Link and Princess Zelda, they have not said a word no each other since last night in Princess Zelda's chambers. Princess Zelda wanted to talk about it, but Dark Link was avoiding her like the dark plague.

He was so ashamed at what happened last night, he wanted to avoid the blonde beauty much as possible.

However, what the dark clone didn't know about the young princess, she was extremely persistent.

Hell, she is going to be traveling all over Hyrule, Termina, the Great Sea, and Camelot, with someone she should not even dare to trust.

He knew that Link was attracted to her, but he never took the time to learn why.

Princess Zelda seemed like any other princess you would see; weak, spoiled, annoying, and bitchy.

Dark Link felt like a moron, if he did wanted to have his way with her, he would not be passionate and gentle about it.

He would have showed no mercy for her, punish her for this feeling he gets when he is around her.

If he did not think, about those shared feelings he possessed for being Link's clone, he would have rough sex or he would have raped her.

Damn those feelings of Link's!

Just thinking about Link sent his blood boiling. Dark Link just want those feelings to stop.

He felt weak and powerless, when Link was healthy he never felt anything, just rage, lust, and violent.

All he wanted to do was prove that he was stronger than his good counter part.

He remembered he would spend day and night in the Water Temple for Link.

Just waiting to destroy him. Dark Link didn't care that he would die if he would've taken Link's life; his soul purpose was to kill our famed hero.

He wasn't use to these new feelings he was receiving.

Therefore, here he was hiding from a young woman, he could easily over power. They were practically playing hide-n-seek in the castle and Princess Zelda was the seeker. Dark Link did not want to see her, but he knew that was inevitable. They were leaving for Lon Lon Ranch this afternoon; for a carriage and some of their horses. Then they had to ride back to Hyrule market and then to Kakariko Village for supplies. This morning the leader of the Gerudos, Nabooru, had heard about Princess Zelda and Dark Link's quest for the cure and she spoke with Impa and Princess Zelda asking to accompany the princess and the doppelganger. Princess Zelda was ecstatic and without a second thought, she agreed to let the exotic Nabooru join her and Dark Link. Princess Zelda knew that there were safety in numbers, and Nabooru would be a great asset to her party. Princess Zelda witnessed how skilled in combat, back at Gerudo Valley when she was disguised as Sheik and along with Link they fought along side with Nabooru against the surrogate mothers of Ganondorf; Koume and Kotake.

Nabooru, like all the other Sages, she remembers Link and Princess Zelda's fight against the evil dark prince, Ganondorf.

Over time, Nabooru and Princess Zelda became real close friends; she even taught Princess Zelda the Gerudo way of fighting. With training from Impa, Nabooru, and Link, Princess Zelda could carry her own on a battlefield.

Nabooru and Impa also became real close, even though many, many, many years ago the Gerudo and the Sheikah were always at war; it was a miracle that the two Sages had became close friends.

It was a bigger step with Nabooru, when she had saved Princess Zelda, when she was disguised as the male Sheikah, Sheik (Fo: I am combing the manga version of 'Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time', the game, and my own twisted version. So bare with me, my dear fans!).

Impa had also joined the princess' party, but, she was only staying till they reached Zora's Domain and she's having the young ranger, Wallace (Fo: I named him after one of history's greatest heroes, William Wallace... Um, a.k.a Braveheart...) to accompany their party when they would reach Zora's Domain.

The party agreed to meet in the dining hall and they were going to discuss this journey with Princess Zelda's father, King Daltus (Fo: That's Princess Zelda's papa's name in 'Legend Of Zelda: The Minish Cap' ^^).

Dark Link sighed as he watched Princess Zelda from a window in the castle.

He had a great view of the castle courtyard; with Link in a coma, his memories were flooding into Dark Link's head.

He saw a flashback of a 10 year old Link sneaking into the castle courtyard and meeting a 10 year old Princess Zelda.

They had made a pact to save Hyrule that day. Dark Link shook his head as he closed his red eyes, shaking the memories of young Link and Princess Zelda in the castle courtyard that day.

'Dammit!' Dark Link cursed in his head as he squeezed his red eyes shut, so, he could block out any memories of Princess Zelda.

When he opened his blood red eyes slowly, he started to admire the young woman's beauty as the sun beamed on her golden blonde locks.

Her luminance skin glowed in the summer light.

She was in a soft pink gown, with poofy shoulders, with the sleeves hung past her wrist forming a giant 'O', the gown went up to the middle of her neck, it had a apron like draped around her tiny waist and it was held up by a ruby chain like belt, it was a violet blue and had the symbol of the Triforce in the middle of it, she had brown leather heeled boots on that went up to her knees, and around her neck was a pearled necklace that hung lazily to her chest.

Her hair was down, except two braids that tied her bangs back that allowed her flawless ivory white skin to be flaunted.

She sat in the large circled flowerbed, with both of her legs to one side as she made a flowered crown out of daisies. Dark Link had to admit, she looked absolutely breath taken in that courtyard. She looked so peaceful just sitting there, without a single care in the world. It mesmerized him as he leaned forward with his chin in his left palm, just being tangled in her web of beauty. Then Princess Zelda looked up at the sky, shielding her eyes with her right hand from the late morning sun.

He watched her as she stood up gracefully, brushing the green plants from her casual gown.

She looked just like an angel to him. Princess Zelda dropped the floral ring that she had spent many minutes creating onto the ground as she exited the courtyard. Dark Link knew it was time to discuss the plan to awaken Link with Princess Zelda's father. It was going to be Impa, Nabooru, Princess Zelda, King Daltus, and himself in that massive dining hall. As he watched the young princess vanish from his eyesight, he let out a heavy sigh as he retreated from the window that over looked the castle courtyard.


The dining hall was absolutely breath taken; there was a long wounded table with a red velvet table cloth on it in the middle of the room, as well as matching chairs with red velvet cushions, candle holders made out of pure silver decorated the table, along with many flowers that were also decorating the table, golden chandeliers that lit the room, large paintings of the royal family and red velvet drapes decorated the room, and behind the king's chair hung on the wall was a dark blue cloth with the Triforce and the phoenix on it with knight's armor on each side.

The king sat in his chair at the head of the long table wearing his formal attire (Fo: I am using the king's outfit from 'Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker'.).

On the left side sitting next to King Daltus was Impa and beside her was the lovely Nabooru.

Nabooru's attire was almost the same as she usually had it; only with a few minor details; such as she had on a pink sheer silk coat on that hit the floor and a silk red vest on as well.

Across from Nabooru sat Dark Link in his normal dark attire with his arms crossed over his chest and his head looking at the flowers arranged in the middle of the table. The four of them had been waiting patiently for Princess Zelda to join them. As they were waiting, King Daltus could not help, but glare at Dark Link. The king had heard about Dark Link's evil ways from Princess Ruto, Link, and Navi, however, his daughter seemed to trust him. Therefore, he decided to give the clone a chance. Everyone's attention was drawn to the dining hall's door being opened. Everyone had stood up as Princess Zelda entered the room wearing her formal gown. As she took a seat next to Dark Link, she looked over at her father and smiled sweetly at him and he returned the same gesture before he cleared his throat. Daltus looked at the four people calmly before speaking, making sure he had everyone's attention.

"I hear this monster knows where this cure is to revive Link..." King Daltus started as he glared the look of death at Dark Link.

Dark Link laughed bitterly making the king annoyed as he continued glaring at him.

"You are lucky I don't have you put you to death for attacking my daughter and one of my guards!" Daltus stated as he pointed an angry finger at the smirking clone.

Dark Link isn't going to take the king's insults; no way!

"Yea? Then how would you get the precious antidote for your so called 'hero'?" Dark Link snickered with a smart ass smirk as he glared back at the king.

King Daltus gasped in a dumbfounded manner, he was at a lost of words as he relaxed back in his chair.

He hated to admit it, but, Dark Link had a point; they needed him to save Link.

"If you had ruled this kingdom correctly, Link wouldn't be in a coma, old man," Dark Link spat at Daltus with a smug smile on his face.

Daltus growled loudly as he slammed the side of his fist on the table as he jolted up. Dark Link crossed the line; King Daltus cared deeply about Link and his kingdom.

"I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT COMMENT!" King Daltus shouted at him with fury in his hazel eyes as he glared at the clone.

Dark Link looked up at King Daltus with a thin lip as he glared daggers at the old king. Dark Link stood up and stood in Daltus' face as if it were a stand off.

He did not approve of the king thearting him, so, he wanted to show King Daltus that he isn't no push over.

Dark Link kept his intense glare on the king and Daltus was returning the same treatment.

"I like to see you try, you fat ass!" Dark Link shouted at him, still glaring daggers at the old king.

Daltus skinned burned with anger as he snarled.

"I'll kick your disrespectful ass, boy!" King Daltus shouted at Dark Link as he balled up his fist and swung at Dark Link's face.

King Daltus felt his punch make contact with Dark Link's jaw, making his head move to the side. Dark Link rubbed his jaw and tasted a fresh coppery taste in his mouth.

"This is awesome!" Nabooru blurted out with glee as she watched the two men bicker.

She was enjoying the fight a little too much; Impa could only shake her head at the room's immaturity level. Then the two got into a fighting match, and before things could get ugly, Zelda stood up between the two and put a hand on both of their chest.

"That's enough!" Princess Zelda said sternly with an attempt to calm them both down.

King Daltus was the first to retreat as he hung his head in shame.

He was so disappointed that he let this monster get under his skin.

He looked at his only daughter with apologetic eyes as he sat in his seat.

Princess Zelda gave him a scowling frown as she stared at her father.

"Father, you know you can't get stressed or your blood pressure (Fo: Did they have diabetes back then? I'm not sure /:) will rise!" she said as if she was lecturing a child.

King Daltus hung his head in shame; his daughter was right, his blood pressure could not take it anymore. Zelda brought her attention to Dark Link, who was rubbing his jaw glaring at the king. Princess Zelda growled in her throat before she grabbed a handful of his hair, commanding his attention.

He winced in pain as she forced him to be at eye level with her.

He looked into her dazzling light blue eyes and saw that she was aggravated and a smirk formed on his lips.

It was kinda a turn on for him, with Princess Zelda being commanding.

"Whip that smirk off your face, Dark Link," Princess Zelda demanded in a voice that was colder than ice.

Dark Link stared at her with a blank expression, before he looked away. Princess Zelda calmed down, releasing a long sigh as she removed her hand from the clone's hair.

"Alright..." she mumbled as she took a seat, with Dark Link following her lead.

Now, they could actually start the meeting.


After their meeting had finished there was a carriage waiting for the four of them at the drawbridge. As they were loading their luggage onto the back of the wooden carriage, Princess Zelda heard a familiar tune coming from a very familiar voice. She stopped what she was doing to go investigate.

She walked around the carriage to the front and grinned when she saw Malon humming 'Epona's Song'.

"Malon?" Princess Zelda spoke getting the red head's attention.

Zelda was greeted with a huge welcoming grin when she saw the the red head.

"Your majesty!" Malon squeaked as she slipped of the carriage landing softly on her feet.

Princess Zelda smiled as she shook her head. Princess Zelda remembered that Malon had a massive crush on her when she was Sheik. She was so glad that Malon was over that crush on her alter ego.

Now, Malon is married to Ingo; freaking weird, I know...

Princess Zelda was very happy to see her; Malon was the one who will be giving them a ride to Lon Lon Ranch. Princess Zelda missed that ranch with every fiber of her being; the smell and the noise. She missed hearing the horses running around the pen in a herd. The sound of the horses galloping, the cows mooing, the pigs squealing, Malon's cat rubbing it's body against her leg when it purred joyfully, the mules working in the crop fields, the cuccos clucking, their two dogs growling playfully as they ran all over the ranch, Malon's beautiful singing voice, Ingo cursing that he does all the work, Talon's snoring, Epona running around freely, and the goats bawing cheerfully as they ate their meal.

How she missed all that activity at that ranch.

Her and Link would go there and race on horseback with Malon; Link, of course, had Epona, Princess Zelda had her beautiful white mare, Gwen (Fo: I named Princess Zelda's horse after my favorite character from the cartoon 'Total Drama Island' ^^), and Malon rode one of the famed Lon Lon horses.

Of course, Link and Epona would always win; but the three teens did not care they spent their time like teenagers should be doing (Fo: You hear that, you outta control teens! Put down that damn blunt down, drain that booze down the sink, and don't forget to stop humping everything that moves -.- Go be kids! Race horses, if you do not have a pony, go play a damn video game or something...).

Who would of thunk it, that it was almost three years ago?

Link, Malon, and Zelda were 17 at the time.

It only seems like a distant memory now...

Back then Link and Princess Zelda were both were too shy to confess their to love to one another.

However, on Zelda's 19th Birthday ball, Link kissed her for the very first time and told her his true feelings for her.

Even as young adults they still did horseback races and had picnics at Lon Lon Ranch with Malon. Link would always take her there on the back of Epona. Just riding on that mare, with one of Link's arms wrapped around her securely, made her feel so safe. With the wind blowing through her hair, the sound of hoofs crashing the ground, the sound of the birds in the sky, and the sound of her heart beat when Link is near. She missed those moments more than anything; it made her even more determine to find that cure. Princess Zelda stared at Malon with a sad smile; Zelda was jealous of the red head, Malon was always happy, she always looked on the bright side of things. The princess felt Malon take her hands into hers. Princess Zelda almost gasped at the warm flesh against hers; it has been awhile since she was touched affectingly.

However, Impa and her father did tried countless times to comfort her in a hug, but she merely would push them away.

Link's coma had severally affected her.

"Princess...?" said the young woman with that bright smile she had always worn since she was 10.

Princess Zelda tried her best not to show any distress, but it seemed that Malon could see through her facade. Malon did not want her princess feel like she had to open up, she knew it was best when someone open up on their own accord.

"Don't worry, Princess, we'll get that cure for Fairy Boy!" Malon exclaimed cheerfully with a huge genuine smile on her sun kissed face.

Princess Zelda giggled a little bit; she loved how Malon would refer Link as 'Fairy Boy'.

It made her smile every time Malon would call him that.

"I promise! Once we get to the ranch my pa has the best horses waiting for us!" Malon squeaked with joy as she threw her arms around Princess Zelda's shoulders.

Princess Zelda started to smile, for real this time, as she returned Malon's sweet affection.

If the young horse rancher's ploy was to cheer her up...

That girl did a damn good job!

"Don't worry, with me coming along, you won't have to worry about food, clean cloths, and the horses!" she cheered with great joy in her sweet voice, as she tightened her arms around Princess Zelda.

Malon had that aura about her; she knew what to say and when to say it...

WAIT A MINUTE!

We'll?

Us?

Me?

Coming?

Those four words played in Princess Zelda's mind like a carousel, over and over.

'It almost sounds like Malon is coming along,' she said in her head as she thought about what Malon was saying.

Princess Zelda smacked herself for having a blonde moment (Fo: Happens to me all the time ^^).

Malon was planning on joining her party, even without Princess Zelda's consent. Zelda could image what Ingo would say about his wife's decision; she cracked a mental smile when she imagined his face beat red from anger, stopping his feet on the ground like a child, and throwing and wailing his arms like a maniac. Princess Zelda quickly refocused her attention back on Malon, before she could burst out laughing from the image of Ingo in her head. Princess Zelda pulled out of Malon's joyous embraces to look at her. Zelda gave her a stern and serious look, which made Malon pay close attention to the princess of all of Hyrule. Malon knew the risk were high, however she wanted to help out as much as she can. Princess Zelda could not allow Malon to tag along; it was far too dangerous for her, she only been to the gate outside of Hyrule Castle and Lon Lon Ranch. Princess Zelda stared into Malon's royal blue eyes, trying to figure away to let one of her good friends down easy. It didn't matter how she would tell her, if it meant Malon hating her, then so be it, at least she won't be in harms way. She couldn't bare to lose another loved one.

"Malon I'm sorry, but, it's too dangerous," Princess Zelda said sternly as she kept a firm grip on Malon's shoulders not even blinking.

They stared at one another a moment, trying to resolve this the best way they can. Malon grinned sweetly at her and shook her head 'no' in disagreement.

"I'm very sorry Princess Zelda, but I have to come. Fairy Boy is my friend, he would do the same thing for any of his friends," Malon stated with a glimmer of hope in her sweet voice.

Princess Zelda smile and sighed in defeat as she looked at Malon with joy; she was right, Link would have done the same thing for any of his friends.

That's it!

Malon had convinced her to join Dark Link, Impa, Nabooru, Wallace, and herself.

"Alright, you can join us... But, promise me you will stay out of harms way?" Princess Zelda asked with desperation lingering her voice and with pleading eyes.

Malon felt automatic joy as she squealed and wrapped her arms tightly around Princess Zelda's neck. Princess Zelda smiled happily, as she patted the back of Malon's head gently. The two young women were brought to attention by Dark Link clearing out his throat. Malon was bewildered when she saw the dark clone.

"Is that Dark Link, Princess Zelda?" Malon whispered into Zelda's ear as she gazed at Dark Link at the same time.

"Yes," Princess Zelda whispered back to Malon as she nodded her head 'yes' and looked over at Dark Link with a questionable look on her face.

Dark Link knew that look was about him, he frowned as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"What!" Dark Link snapped in annoyance, causing the two young women jump in their own skins.

Princess Zelda sighed a little bit and started walking over towards the dark clone; Dark Link felt his ice cold heart pound against his ribcage as she drew closer to him.

He had no idea why his body is reacting this way; normally he could suppress anything that made him apart of Link.

'God dammit, Link! Why did you have to fall in love with her!' he mentally yelled at Link as he watched Princess Zelda stopped in front of him; staring at him as if there was something missing.

To Link he saw a woman he can be with, but for Dark Link, he saw a toy that he could use over and over again. Princess Zelda titled her head to the side as she stared at him with a bewildered expression on her face; he knew she was pondering about something and it was about him, he knew that for a fact.

"I just realized something," the princess spoke as if a light bulb switched on over her head.

"What...?" Dark Link muttered, not really at all that enthused to know what she was thinking about.

Sometime, when Princess Zelda was thinking, Malon had sneaked away.

"You don't have a name!" she exclaimed; Dark Link was dumbfounded, he had no use for a name.

Why should he have one, he had no one that could call his name, so why does he need a name?

He had no one he wanted to share his name with.

He didn't love anyone and nobody loved him, only person he needed was himself.

'That's not true...' said his conscious, he felt his heart pound even faster, he could not believe his thoughts had blurted that out.

Now even his thoughts had a mind of their own.

And it was driving him nuts!

Dark Link inhaled the air, when he did so, he smelled a hint of Princess Zelda's perfume when he inhaled through his nostrils; it smelt like lavender, lilacs, and orchids (Fo: Favorite flower and smell, baby XD), it was so magnificent to his senses.

It made him quiver with delight; he could smell that aroma on her slender neck and get lost in her scent for all eternity. When he exhaled as he closed his red eyes and then opened them slowly, he was staring at the beauty that haunted both his conscious and subconscious, he then let a smug smirk form on his lips as he looked down at her.

"Why do I need a name, my fair lady?" he asked mockingly with his arms planted over his toned chest.

He watched her as she thought; with her fingers fidgeting with the shiny, silky, beige ribbon woven through one of the sides of her hair (Fo: Remember... She is usually going to be described with her 'Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess' design. Hair, sword, cloths, etc. XD I will let you guys know when their outfits have changed, K?).

"It doesn't feel right, just calling you Dark Link... I think you should have a name," Princess Zelda spoke with a sweet, creamy, angelic voice, that was like music to his very ears.

He could not take this anymore; he could feel Link's feelings for her flooding his entire body drowning him.

He thought he was strong enough to overcome Link's memories and love for her, but he was wrong.

Dark Link knew where he could find a ring for that was meant for empaths, however he could use it to block out Link's feelings and memories. All he had to go to is Death Mountain to get the ring, then to Snowpeak to get the stone, and then he had to get it forged together by the oldest living Sheikah, Impaz.

He had encountered Impaz numerous of times; the hardest part was getting to the Hidden Village and finding her.

He was going to make it a priority to get that ring.

Dark Link sighed as he made up his mind; he had to get that damn ring, if he wants to keep his sanity.

"Alright, name me then..." he spoke as he stared at her with an amused expression on his face.

Zelda blushed slightly, not sure what to name him; she started to ponder and then it came to her. She looked up at Dark Link with a million dollar smile; she had came up with a name.

"'Dark'," she said smiling sweetly at him.

Dark looked at her with a smirk, he was quite please with the name she had chosen for him.

"I like it," he stated as he uncrossed his arms.

He felt that the name suited him perfectly, he looked at Zelda with a smirk and snaked an arm around her waist pulling her close to his body.

Zelda gasped in shock as she felt the race of his heartbeat as she placed her hands on his solid chest. She tried to pull away, but, his grasp came tighter around her small waist.

"Dark?" she muttered as she stared at him with confusion and fear written on her face.

Dark stared into her blue eyes with a hungry look in his eyes as he licked his upper lip.

He gently brushed the back of his hand across her across her blushing cheek.

Dark suddenly released her with a smirk on his face as he turned around. Princess Zelda felt as if her heart was going to jump out of her shirt. She watched him with an intense stare as he turned back around, she wasn't sure if he was going to pull that same stunt again.

"We should get going, we need to get something at Death Mountain..." he said firmly as he stared at her with thin lips.


End of Chapter


Fo: End ^^ I hoped you all liked it! I knew I'm getting into the groove.

Taichi: Scary...

Fo: SHUT UP, DOUCHE BAG!

Bob: Fo can be quite scary...

Veemon: I told you that already -.-

Fo: Anyway! I have decided to go back, revise, and edit every chapter for every fic. Starting with this one. It might take awhile; however, it shall be done! Ciao bitches XD

Ryuk: This chapter was named after the song by 'Noah And The Whale'.

Duncan: What kind of weird ass music is that!

Fo: I do not know... I just know it's catchy and it helped me get the ideas for this chapter.

Duncan: This friggen music sucks!

Fo: Sorry for being opened minded -.-

Duncan: GOD!

Fo:... Douche