The very next following day, Emse and Charlisle were while eating Lucky Charms for breakfast , did Ewdard and Jackobub enter.

"Mom, Dad," they did say in unison, even though half of them wasn't related to either, "we were thinking about it like realy hard last knight and we thought of something!"

"What is that, boys?" asked Charlisle.

"Well, Beulah Swain is not truly dead," they did began to say, "because we still have Esme her daughter, and Beulah Swain lives on in her."

"What a wonderful sentiment," Emse did gush.

"Yes, it is a good point that which you make," Charlisle said.

"We also thought," continued Ewdard and Jackobub in unison, "that whoever is not Renesmee's father get's to engage in sexual intercourse with her once she is old enough to do so."

"You see?" said Esme happily, "You can put all your love for Beulah Swain on Rennesme!"

"I knew it…" Charlisle said, putting his head down on the table and releasing from his lungs a very large breath.

"But Ewdard," said Jackobub, turning to Ewdard, "does this not mean that we will have to wait a long while for Renessmee to be legal?"

"Do not worry, Jackobub," said Ewdard, "Rennesmee is a vampyre child, will consequently matriculate much faster than a normal child, so that we will not have to wait."

"That is most glorious!" said Jackobub. "But we still as of yet do not know which one is the father."

"DNA test," said Charlisle, head still resting upon the table.

"What?" asked Ewdard and Jackobub in unison.

"Get a DNA test," said Charlisle once more. "You all three go to a doctor, each give some spit, blood, or hair, and they can use science to figure out which of you is the father."

"Charlisle," said Ewdard, alone this time, "this is not the time nor place for abstract conundrums! We need practical solutions to real problems!"

"Oh forget it," said Charlisle finally. "I'm sure you will figure it out without too much pain…"

Suddenly there came a most high pitched scream from the second story floor of the castle!