an trust me this candy is not a snacc thing is important
i went to all y classes and after i went to jacrutchies dorm. i danced in there and saw critchu baking coooooookitz. theY SUCKEDDDD. but i couldn't tell crutcho that "they're yumalicious" i told cthulhu lyingly. i decided to go back to my dirm bcuz i hadn't seen stripe since this moorning and i needed his hotness in my life or i'll have a spoit deficiency.
i walked in to my dorm room and oh mY GOD SPOT WAS NOT WEARING A SHIRT. I COULD NOT FUNCTION. i may have passed out but i'm not shire. i decided to play it cool by talking of my shirt in hope that he'd think i'm hot. he looked ovar "yo my manz are you hawt too?" he asked. i had to make a witty response "jskbsoeb yeahhhh" i said cooly.
after that encounter i sat on my bed and i worked on a whole essay about how candy is not a snacc. spot looked over "broski o found a gorl friend for you." he said satisfiedly. i panicked "uhh cool my manz but i'm not interested." i said in a manner that suggested that i was not of heterosexual orientation. spot loked at me insistingly "c'mon dudebro just go on a date with this gorl." he said in a manner that suggested that he was of the heterosexual orientation. i liked over "dude my gay agenda is to full fur that." i said in an unsubtle manner that unsubtly suggested that i do not identify with the sexual orientation of being attracted to the opposite sex. spot laughed "bro just go on the date." he insisted insistingly by insisting. i gave up "ugh fine" i said. i made a plan in my head to make it the wurst dat possibul. spot smiled which was adorabull btw "cool i'll tell ariel." CRAP.
an ooohhh a cliffhanger. what could be so bad about ariel? find out next chapter same bat-time same bat-channel.
