*I still don't own anything used in this story! And I hope you're ready to see a minor pairing being hinted here, and next chapter we'll get to see a jerk face getting his butt handed to him!*
Valentine Cards Galore!
The time between classes was well spent for all students, usually used for getting what they needed for their next class. And while most schools tend to give students only five minutes to get their stuff from their lockers, this particular high school was being generous by giving their students ten minutes. Five to get their things, and five to get to their classes due to some students having classes assigned to them literally on the other side of the school. And right now, we find students like Rolf, Kevin, Nazz and Chojuro at their lockers getting what they need for gym class.
But as Rolf reached into his locker to get his gym bag, the two Cupids of the story fluttered by, giving their ever constant giggles.
Rolf bolted up as the hairs on the back of his neck stood on end once again.
"AGAIN?! THESE MOUNTAIN NYMPHS TAUNT ROLF NO MORE!" yelled Rolf.
Naturally, his outburst garnered some attention from the other students, but they quickly just wrote it off to all of the work he does back home messing with his head. But Kevin had a less than nice way of putting it into words.
"You're whack, dude!" laughed Kevin.
Cupid Jimmy continued to giggle as he lead Yang to her locker, happy to see that his boss was continuing to spread true love wherever it may be needed. Not that Yang saw the little love fairy.
As she reached her locker, Yang got a big smile as she noticed a note in it. She took it out, unfolded it and immediately started to read it aloud. Her ring confirmed that it was from her man.
"To my beautiful Golden Dragon, won't you be my Valentine? Love, Eddward."
She hugged the letter, completely oblivious to the fact that her sister and 'team' heard the whole thing. Weiss busted out laughing as she swiped the letter from Yang and showed it to Blake and Ruby.
"Elric's so stupid! He put Winry's Valentine card in Yang's locker!" laughed Weiss.
Okay, so she's thinking about the wrong Ed. And while Blake just giggled at this fact, it didn't stop Ruby from freaking out.
"YUCK! MUSHY!" screamed Ruby.
She tried to get away, but instead ended up making like an ostrich and getting her head stuck in the floor. With a mischievous grin, Yang quickly did her hair to look like the eldest Elric brother and went wall eyed as she did a poor impression of him.
"Oh Winry, it's me Edward Elric! Won't you be my valentine?" Weiss mocked in a squeaky voice.
The camera shifts to the lower floor of the school where we see that Ruby is actually stuck head first in the boiler room. Her eyes narrowed as Weiss made fun of Edward Elric.
"That's not funny, Weiss!" Ruby said.
Weiss just rolled her eyes and fixed her hair before crumpling up the Valentine card and throwing it in a nearby trash can.
"Oh, what are you so scared of?" she asked. "Boys don't bite, dolt! They just slowly annoy the hell out of you until you decide to get a divorce."
The bell rang and Weiss silently cursed while getting the things she needed for gym class with Blake and Ruby not far behind. But they noticed that while she already has her stuff with her, Yang wasn't heading to class. Instead, she was head first in the garbage can fishing out the Valentine card.
"Look at her! Not only is she apparently the teacher's pet, but now she's kissing up to the janitor!" growled Weiss. "HEY! We're gonna be late for class, Xiao Long!"
But Yang wasn't listening. So Weiss slapped Ruby on the back of the head to get her attention, and gave her one simple order.
"Ruby! Fetch!"
The three girls ran into the gymnasium with Ruby carrying Yang over her shoulder, but the blonde girl got stuck in the doors in a cartoony fashion. As her body stretched, Yang sighed in adoration at the man who gave her this card.
"Double Dee… til whence we meet again."
With a sly smile, she folded the card and slipped it into her coat's inner pocket before allowing herself to slip between the doors and crash into Ruby. The young redhead REALLY felt the damage on that one.
"Medic!" groaned Ruby.
But little did they know was that Double Dee was going through something similar at his own locker. As he entered the combination to his locker's lock, he noticed a Valentine card wedged in the upper vents. Amazingly, his ring was telling him that it wasn't from Yang or Lazuli, but it is from a girl who harbors true feelings for him.
Removing the Valentine from his locker, Double Dee read it aloud.
"Greetings to you, my sweet Ursa Major! Won't you do this fair maiden the honor of being her Valentine? Love… Mei?"
While the head in sock Ed-Boy was confused by this valentine and a bit concerned, Eddy, like Weiss, simply busted out laughing and swiped the card from Double Dee.
"May's so stupid! She put YOUR valentine in Double Dee's locker!" Eddy exclaimed to Ed.
And once again, right name, wrong person.
Ed's pupils shrunk to pin pricks as he shot up from the ground in fear of the females.
"YUCK! MUSHY!"
And much like Ruby, Ed dove down and got his head stuck in the school's boiler room. Eddy just snickered and stuck a book in his upper lip like a pair of buck teeth and did his own equally terrible impression of May Kanker.
"Oh Ed, it's me May Kanker! Won't you be my valentine?" he asked with crossed eyes and a lisp.
"That's not funny, Eddy!" Ed responded from the boiler room.
"Ah, what're ya scared of?" Eddy asked.
He spat the book out and crumpled up the Valentine card before tossing it in the trash, much like Weiss did earlier.
"Girls don't bite, stupid! They'll just slowly nag ya to death." Eddy said.
That was when the bell rang, making Ed and Eddy rush to get their stuff while Double Dee was fishing out the Valentine he'd gotten. Needless to say, Eddy was less than impressed.
"Look at him! Not only is he the teacher's pet, now he's kissing up to the janitor! HEY! We're gonna be late for class, Sockhead!" Eddy exclaimed.
But Double Dee wasn't listening. So, like Weiss, Eddy slapped Ed upside the head and gave him a simple order.
"Ed! Fetch!"
The two Ed-Boys ran into the gymnasium while Double Dee ended up comedically stuck in the doors like Yang was earlier. But rather than being lovestruck like Yang was, Double Dee was more concerned about his present situation.
"Well, miss Terumi, you and I need to have a little talk later." Double Dee said to himself.
With that, he slipped the card under his hat for safe keeping and allowed himself to slide between the doors.
*To Be Continued…*
Just a short chapter for you all, as I have something big in store for the next one. Also, here's a list of the girls that I do have in Double Dee's harem.
Android #18/Lazuli, Yang Xiao Long, Kurumu Kurono, One of The Daughters of Aku (undecided as of yet), Mei Terumi, Glynda Goodwitch (pending), Cammy (Street Fighter) and Kasumi (Dead or Alive)
Also, I have a new poll posted so be sure to cast your votes! Until next time, I'll see you in my next chapter! Whatever it may be!
