As All Hell Broke Loose Chapter 3
Disclaimer- Not mine. Never were. so there Þ
note- Sorry this one took forever... I got distracted. But anyway, I've been bending the truth a
whole lot lately. Timelines, ages, but bare with me! I know Gohan doesn't have an email addy
(and I did visit seiya.com . It is a bank, tee~hee. oops ^_^O) so anyway, if you don't want to be
completely lost, I suggest reading my stories from the potential threat series if you haven't
already. And if you do want to be lost, well good for you!! ^_^ Now, on with the story!!
It was the night after the reunion at the Son house and Son Gohan lay awake on his bed
in his apartment. Videl had been hinting for a while that it was time to take another step in their
relationship. (no, not marriage) He knew she wanted to move in with him, and he was quite fine
with that. She probobly would insist on moving to a house, which was also just fine with him. He
just hoped they never got into a fight because he didn't want to be on the same continent, let
alone the same house with her when she was mad. (Ok, I'm relying on what I've heard on websites
and other fics here since I've never actually seen past the Garlic Junior thing) In fact, as
there was nothing threatening the Earth at the moment, and no one had kidnapped him since that
fateful battle with Char and Freiza, there was nothing stopping him. (Australia recovered rather
nicely, by the way) and he had not suffered so much as a twinge if someone mentioned Ice.
Settling down and getting involved was seeming like a good idea. Then his computer said something
to change all that... 'You've got mail'
"Dad! Wake up!" Gohan had rushed straight over to his parent's house after reading the emails
and woken them up. Chichi rubbed her eyes wearily.
"What's going on, Gohan?" She asked. she spotted Gohan brandishing four papers in front of her and
read them. "Oh! Goku, honey look at this!" Goku looked at the letters from the hostage authors
and his expression turned from sleepy to serious.
"You're sure these are real?" He asked, eyeing the return addreess.
Space-ship@somewhereinthemiddleofoblivion.com. Gohan nodded grimly.
"How many people know my email address? Besides, when I tried replying, a fatal error came
up because the computer didn't have enough power. It nearly crashed."
"Right. We're going to have to go get Vegeta. I'm sure Krillin and Yamcha and Piccolo will want to
help as well." So saying, Goku took off in a golden aura. Gohan followed momentarily in a blue one,
leaving Chi Chi still clutching the papers wondering what they were getting into now.
Back on the ship, somewhere in the middle of oblivion...
Zarbon had returned from the bathroom to find that barbo-chan had sent an email. To whom,
he did not know. He was, however, quite angry.
"Who did you send the email to?" He demanded. barbo-chan grinned.
"Someone."
"Who?!?" Screamed Zarbon, getting annoyed.
"A friend." Zarbon glared at her and she grinned back at him, throughouly enjoying herself.
She knew Zarbon wouldn't harm her, for he feared the wrath of Kold. Zarbon tried a different tack.
"Why did you send the letter?" He asked, forcing himself to remain calm.
"Because."
"Because *why*?" Zarbon asked, trying to be patient.
"You weren't around."
"For what purpose did you send the email???" He asked loudly, trying not to scream. Kold
had said that these authors had power and he didn't want to get in the way of that power, whatever
it was.
"Because." Zarbon gritted his teeth. Holding back his rage, and action that made him even more
blue in the face, was getting difficult.
"Fine." he said "Fine let's move on, shall we?" He paused and breathed deeply. "Ok. You
know why you were brought here, yes?"
"Maybe." She said.
"Grrr. You were brought here to assist King Kold, the most powerful being in the universe!"
At this, barbo-chan fell off her chair laughing, while Zarbon stood by looking confused and enraged.
"I'm sorry, did you say strongest?" She had climbed back to her seat and was brushing
tears of mirth from her eyes, and still laughing quietly. In another room, Burter was having the
same amount of luck with Chelsee.
"Just tell me where you sent that message!"
"Guess."
"No, just tell me!"
"No. You have to guess." Chelsee was having a bit of fun with this as well.
"I will not. Either tell me, or else!"
"Geez, you're no fun. but no, i won't tell you."
"Then you will suffer the wrath of King Kold!" yelled Burter, striking a 'frightening'
pose. Chelsee began giggling. "Whats so funny?"
"Only your ignorance." she gasped after her laughter had subsided a bit. "You really have
been dead a while haven't you?" Not seeing what this had to do with anything, Burter took out
the slip of paper on which Kold had written instructions.
1. Persuade to our side. If it fails, threaten.
2. Test powers.
Number 2 went into how they were supposed to test them. Burter looked curiously at his hostage.
She looked curiously back. Nah, he'd persuade her after he tested her powers, which he was quite
eager to see. He looked down at the paper again. Funny way of testing powers...
"Ok, come here." He commanded. Chelsee walked over. "Now sit here and make something happen." Chelsee looked at him.
"Pardon? How?" She asked after sitting at the huge computer which had now been set up for
typing. Burter looked back at the sheet.
"Um, type something."
"Like what?"
"Pretend you're in a fan fic," Burter read off the paper. Chelsee grinned. "And you only get one sentence." Burtur added.
Only one? thought Chelsee. Better make it good... and she began typing.
'Suddenly, King Kold's entire army found themselves faced with...the FUNimation staff.'
Instantly, shouts could be heard...well, sort of. They were really a bunch of badly dubbed voices
screaming. The ship shook and the voices stopped. Then...
"BURTER!" Kold's voice (now normal) echoed through the ship. Burter jumped.
"Ok, we're done!" He grabbed Chelsee and took her back to her cell and rushed off hoping
Kold wouldn't be too hard on him. Things weren't going much better with Jeice and Daughter of Chaos either.
Jeice hadn't realized DoC had sent an email... he was too busy blushing. But still, he was getting annoyed. Every time he mentioned King Kold or Koola or Freiza being all-powerful,
she started laughing. They were getting no where. So he decided to skip to the power-testing part. With the same instructions Chelsee had had, DoC sat down in front of a large computer and
began typing.
'Though the four authors were indeed kidnapped, they had not lost hope, for Daughter of
Chaos had suddenly aquired Ki manipulating abilities!' Jeice, who was looking over her shoulder, just had time to ask 'are you sure thats one sentance?' before she flew out the door and through the ceiling- right into the room where Kold's army was established, with King Kold himself at
the head of it.
"All right, time to test this," She thought. She raised her hands over her head and shouted "Masenko!" A Yellow beam shot from her hands and right toward Kold, who dove for a large computer at his side. After pressing a few buttons, the ship shook and DoC fell out of the air-
right on to Jeice. King Kold was rather angry to say the least, and DoC found herself back in her
cell at the speed of light.
"So what did you do?" She asked Chelsee after Jeice had gone.
"Set the FUNimation staff on them. You?"
"I gave myself Ki manipulating abilities. It was rather fun. I got to try a Masenko."
A minute later, Zarbon was carrying in barbo-chan who looked rather
pleased with herself.
"What did you do?" Chelsee asked.
"Nothing they know of." She dug in her pocket and produced a key. "This just happens to
fit every lock on this ship, and since i typed 'unbeknownst to her Captors, barbo-chan had a key
to fit every lock in her pocket' they have no idea what I did, though Kold must have suspected something because he told Zarbon to bring me back here." Suddenly, Racoome burst through the door carrying Mystic G over his shoulder. He threw her in her cell and stalked off looking pissed.
"Jeez, whats his problem?" She muttered rubbing her head where she'd landed.
"What did you type?" sked DoC.
"Well, first I asked Racoome what was making the ship shake and he told me about Kold's
override system. So I typed 'Kold's override system exploded suddenly just as Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Krillin, and Piccolo appeared outside the ship.'"
"So Gohan's here?" Chelsee practically screamed. All of the girls got glassy eyed for a moment thinking of the demi-saiyen.
"Hey, guys..." said DoC slowly. "I do believe I have a plan."
well well well, I hope this was to your liking. yes, I have the next part entirely planned out. All that remains is to type it. however, because procrastination is my middle name, it will be a while. so, until next time-- toodles!
~mysticGohan33~
Disclaimer- Not mine. Never were. so there Þ
note- Sorry this one took forever... I got distracted. But anyway, I've been bending the truth a
whole lot lately. Timelines, ages, but bare with me! I know Gohan doesn't have an email addy
(and I did visit seiya.com . It is a bank, tee~hee. oops ^_^O) so anyway, if you don't want to be
completely lost, I suggest reading my stories from the potential threat series if you haven't
already. And if you do want to be lost, well good for you!! ^_^ Now, on with the story!!
It was the night after the reunion at the Son house and Son Gohan lay awake on his bed
in his apartment. Videl had been hinting for a while that it was time to take another step in their
relationship. (no, not marriage) He knew she wanted to move in with him, and he was quite fine
with that. She probobly would insist on moving to a house, which was also just fine with him. He
just hoped they never got into a fight because he didn't want to be on the same continent, let
alone the same house with her when she was mad. (Ok, I'm relying on what I've heard on websites
and other fics here since I've never actually seen past the Garlic Junior thing) In fact, as
there was nothing threatening the Earth at the moment, and no one had kidnapped him since that
fateful battle with Char and Freiza, there was nothing stopping him. (Australia recovered rather
nicely, by the way) and he had not suffered so much as a twinge if someone mentioned Ice.
Settling down and getting involved was seeming like a good idea. Then his computer said something
to change all that... 'You've got mail'
"Dad! Wake up!" Gohan had rushed straight over to his parent's house after reading the emails
and woken them up. Chichi rubbed her eyes wearily.
"What's going on, Gohan?" She asked. she spotted Gohan brandishing four papers in front of her and
read them. "Oh! Goku, honey look at this!" Goku looked at the letters from the hostage authors
and his expression turned from sleepy to serious.
"You're sure these are real?" He asked, eyeing the return addreess.
Space-ship@somewhereinthemiddleofoblivion.com. Gohan nodded grimly.
"How many people know my email address? Besides, when I tried replying, a fatal error came
up because the computer didn't have enough power. It nearly crashed."
"Right. We're going to have to go get Vegeta. I'm sure Krillin and Yamcha and Piccolo will want to
help as well." So saying, Goku took off in a golden aura. Gohan followed momentarily in a blue one,
leaving Chi Chi still clutching the papers wondering what they were getting into now.
Back on the ship, somewhere in the middle of oblivion...
Zarbon had returned from the bathroom to find that barbo-chan had sent an email. To whom,
he did not know. He was, however, quite angry.
"Who did you send the email to?" He demanded. barbo-chan grinned.
"Someone."
"Who?!?" Screamed Zarbon, getting annoyed.
"A friend." Zarbon glared at her and she grinned back at him, throughouly enjoying herself.
She knew Zarbon wouldn't harm her, for he feared the wrath of Kold. Zarbon tried a different tack.
"Why did you send the letter?" He asked, forcing himself to remain calm.
"Because."
"Because *why*?" Zarbon asked, trying to be patient.
"You weren't around."
"For what purpose did you send the email???" He asked loudly, trying not to scream. Kold
had said that these authors had power and he didn't want to get in the way of that power, whatever
it was.
"Because." Zarbon gritted his teeth. Holding back his rage, and action that made him even more
blue in the face, was getting difficult.
"Fine." he said "Fine let's move on, shall we?" He paused and breathed deeply. "Ok. You
know why you were brought here, yes?"
"Maybe." She said.
"Grrr. You were brought here to assist King Kold, the most powerful being in the universe!"
At this, barbo-chan fell off her chair laughing, while Zarbon stood by looking confused and enraged.
"I'm sorry, did you say strongest?" She had climbed back to her seat and was brushing
tears of mirth from her eyes, and still laughing quietly. In another room, Burter was having the
same amount of luck with Chelsee.
"Just tell me where you sent that message!"
"Guess."
"No, just tell me!"
"No. You have to guess." Chelsee was having a bit of fun with this as well.
"I will not. Either tell me, or else!"
"Geez, you're no fun. but no, i won't tell you."
"Then you will suffer the wrath of King Kold!" yelled Burter, striking a 'frightening'
pose. Chelsee began giggling. "Whats so funny?"
"Only your ignorance." she gasped after her laughter had subsided a bit. "You really have
been dead a while haven't you?" Not seeing what this had to do with anything, Burter took out
the slip of paper on which Kold had written instructions.
1. Persuade to our side. If it fails, threaten.
2. Test powers.
Number 2 went into how they were supposed to test them. Burter looked curiously at his hostage.
She looked curiously back. Nah, he'd persuade her after he tested her powers, which he was quite
eager to see. He looked down at the paper again. Funny way of testing powers...
"Ok, come here." He commanded. Chelsee walked over. "Now sit here and make something happen." Chelsee looked at him.
"Pardon? How?" She asked after sitting at the huge computer which had now been set up for
typing. Burter looked back at the sheet.
"Um, type something."
"Like what?"
"Pretend you're in a fan fic," Burter read off the paper. Chelsee grinned. "And you only get one sentence." Burtur added.
Only one? thought Chelsee. Better make it good... and she began typing.
'Suddenly, King Kold's entire army found themselves faced with...the FUNimation staff.'
Instantly, shouts could be heard...well, sort of. They were really a bunch of badly dubbed voices
screaming. The ship shook and the voices stopped. Then...
"BURTER!" Kold's voice (now normal) echoed through the ship. Burter jumped.
"Ok, we're done!" He grabbed Chelsee and took her back to her cell and rushed off hoping
Kold wouldn't be too hard on him. Things weren't going much better with Jeice and Daughter of Chaos either.
Jeice hadn't realized DoC had sent an email... he was too busy blushing. But still, he was getting annoyed. Every time he mentioned King Kold or Koola or Freiza being all-powerful,
she started laughing. They were getting no where. So he decided to skip to the power-testing part. With the same instructions Chelsee had had, DoC sat down in front of a large computer and
began typing.
'Though the four authors were indeed kidnapped, they had not lost hope, for Daughter of
Chaos had suddenly aquired Ki manipulating abilities!' Jeice, who was looking over her shoulder, just had time to ask 'are you sure thats one sentance?' before she flew out the door and through the ceiling- right into the room where Kold's army was established, with King Kold himself at
the head of it.
"All right, time to test this," She thought. She raised her hands over her head and shouted "Masenko!" A Yellow beam shot from her hands and right toward Kold, who dove for a large computer at his side. After pressing a few buttons, the ship shook and DoC fell out of the air-
right on to Jeice. King Kold was rather angry to say the least, and DoC found herself back in her
cell at the speed of light.
"So what did you do?" She asked Chelsee after Jeice had gone.
"Set the FUNimation staff on them. You?"
"I gave myself Ki manipulating abilities. It was rather fun. I got to try a Masenko."
A minute later, Zarbon was carrying in barbo-chan who looked rather
pleased with herself.
"What did you do?" Chelsee asked.
"Nothing they know of." She dug in her pocket and produced a key. "This just happens to
fit every lock on this ship, and since i typed 'unbeknownst to her Captors, barbo-chan had a key
to fit every lock in her pocket' they have no idea what I did, though Kold must have suspected something because he told Zarbon to bring me back here." Suddenly, Racoome burst through the door carrying Mystic G over his shoulder. He threw her in her cell and stalked off looking pissed.
"Jeez, whats his problem?" She muttered rubbing her head where she'd landed.
"What did you type?" sked DoC.
"Well, first I asked Racoome what was making the ship shake and he told me about Kold's
override system. So I typed 'Kold's override system exploded suddenly just as Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Krillin, and Piccolo appeared outside the ship.'"
"So Gohan's here?" Chelsee practically screamed. All of the girls got glassy eyed for a moment thinking of the demi-saiyen.
"Hey, guys..." said DoC slowly. "I do believe I have a plan."
well well well, I hope this was to your liking. yes, I have the next part entirely planned out. All that remains is to type it. however, because procrastination is my middle name, it will be a while. so, until next time-- toodles!
~mysticGohan33~
