Keep in mind that I'm using the English-ish names. I watched the dub first. FOO.
Tuff was bored.
Tiff was boring.
"Hey Tiff," said Tuff, "Let's go do something crazy."
Tiff stared at Tuff and walked in the direction of King Dedede's castle, probably going off to do something boring like the boring humanish thing she was.
Deciding that there was nothing better to do except stalk Tiff, Tuff went and started to stalk her.
When they were about halfway to the castle, they both saw a dark blue blur speeding on the path so fast it literally left trails of fire. It was screaming, too.
"Who was that?" Tuff asked without thinking.
"How'd you get here," shouted Tiff. "You stalker."
"Who cares if I was stalking you? The path is on fire!" Tuff shouted back.
"Duh!" Tiff rolled her eyes.
"Stop rolling your eyes. The PATH. Is on FIRE."
"Wait, how's the path on fire? Isn't it made out of gravel and dirt?"
"The path's on fire, so you need to get some adults."
"Why do I have do get the adults?"
"Because you're boring."
"That's no answer!"
They bickered like that for a while.
Meanwhile, the fire went and spread to the forest.
"Oh, dear," said Whispy Woods. "The forest is on fire."
"Whatever shall we do?" Coo asked.
"I don't know. I can't do anything, as I am a tree, and as far as you and I know, trees can't do anything except stand in the soil and look grand."
"I'll get the animal friends of Kirby."
"What does Kirby have to do with anything?"
"I'll just be going now."
In a nice clearing of grass and flowers, a reasonable distance away from the woods, a blue blob of Dark Matter and a pink blob of who-knows-what-she's-made-of were having a staring contest.
"I win," said the blue blob, whose name happened to be Gooey. "You lose. Ha."
"No, I win." The pink blob fixed Gooey with one of her glares promising of death and doom. Her name was Chuchu.
Gooey looked at Chuchu nervously, and started to back away slowly. As he was backing away slowly, he heard a noise in the distance. He looked towards where the sound was coming from, and saw Coo flying towards them. Gooey breathed a sigh of ultimate relief that he was not going to die and be doomed.
Chuchu saw Coo as well, and she breathed a sigh of sadness that she wouldn't be able to fulfill her death-glare promise.
Very soon, Coo arrived.
"The forest's on fire!" Coo screeched in their non-existent ears.
"Fine, I'm coming," Chuchu grumbled. "It better be worth it."
Gooey instantly agreed to come with Coo, if it meant getting away from Chuchu.
In yet another place, Pitch (who is a bird) and Kine (who is a fish) were having a debate on books.
"Books are nasty," said Pitch. "They can do vile things. Cliffhangers will leave a gaping hole in your mind, never to be filled as you long for the sequel to arrive, but when the sequel finally comes, you shall gobble it up like a starving pack of wolves, and at the end of the books you will howl in despair and agony as you-"
"Too much information," interrupted Kine. "Books are nice. They give you the wonderful power of imagination."
"Imagination?" Pitch scoffed. "Who needs imagination when you have math?"
Kine sighed unhappily at the depressing thought of replacing imagination with math. Pop Star would turn square. DreamLand would turn into The Land Where We Study the Art of Mathematics. Even the thought of it made him feel sick. Really sick. So sick, he felt like he was going to…
"HELLO!" Nago yelled. He jumped out of the bushes that were near the river.
Kine threw up all over him.
"OH, GROSS!" Nago exclaimed. He went back in the bushes.
Pitch burst into laughter. "Why'd you do that?" he snickered.
Realizing what he had just done, Kine started laughing as well.
The two started laughing in a fashion similar to Sword, Blade, King Dedede, and Escargoon.
"I have an idea!" Pitch said in between his laughing. "Let's go throw a laughing party in old Dedede's castle!"
"Good idea!"
So, they went into King Dedede's castle.
A/N
That was a bit long. OH WELL
Oh and pie lover.
I PROMISE PIES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
I guarantee that there will be pies.
This is kind of a thingy with peeps from the games AND the anime. It adds to the comedy.
DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW IT.
ALSO, the English dubbifiers went and messed up Waddle Doo's voice (and anybody else's voice they messed up). So imagine that his voice is in the Japanese voice. Because it's way better. ENOUGH AUTHOR'S NOTES.
DISCLAIMER COULD BE DISCLAIMING RIGHT NOW: Kirby is not mine. Kirby is property of Nintendo. Meta Knight is property of Nintendo as well. Also the HAL people too.
