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Dear Guan Ping

Here's a bouquet of forget-me-nots for you! I will respect you as a fangirl! Please give me encouraging words!

~Creepy fangirl
(I think I should stop calling her creepy now.)

Dear creepy? Fangirl

I am very thankful for the flowers my lady, I would give you words of encouragement but I am afraid that is difficult when you don't specify. As a son of Guan, I must stress the importance of honour in everything you do!

Sincerely, Guan Ping


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Dear Quan Ping
My name is Ling Xiang the Daughter of Ling Tong and Sun Shangxiang and a princess of Wu! You Shu do not intimidate me!

Signed,The Queen Bitch
(In Empires I was Ling Tong and ended up marrying Sun Shangxiang and they ended up having a Daughter Ling Xiang)

Dear lady Ling Xiang,

I do not aim to immediate you, as it is difficult for me to achieve that in an ant. However you are an enemy as you belong to Wu, and I will fight you if I must to accomplish my lord's vision.

Sincerely the son of Guan Yu


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Dear Guan Ping,

By any chance, did someone offend Guan Yinping? She's out somewhere destroying an old castle? Please talk to her before she decides to destroy the capital.

Signed by Pang Tong.

Dear Master Pang Tong,

I do not know what has become of Yinping, I would have presumed it was a form of training, but if she destroys the capital Shu will lose its most important stronghold. I will attempt to speak with her, but if all fails, we can pray master Pang Tong.

Sincerely, Guan Ping


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Dear Brother,

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I'm going to tell Dad that you're one old meanie bully!

Signed by Guan Yinping.

Dear Yinping, I do not know what foul atrocities I may have committed to receive these cruel words from you, but I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me little sister.

Sincerely your sad older brother.


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Dear Guan Ping,

So Lord Liu Bei have heard rumors about a real living dragon taking shelter in the mountains. Our esteemed Lord, along with the rest of the court, would like to see this dragon with their own eyes. So now I'm ordering you, along with Ma Dai, Lady Xingcai, Guan Suo and Zhang Bao to take thwle mission of going to the mountains and capturing the dragon and bringing it back alive.

Generak Zhao Yun of Shu Empire.

Dear general Zhao Yun,

A real life dragon? Are you sure it isn't just lord Zhuge Liang, the sleeping dragon? Wouldn't we need an army if it was a real dragon? What if we catch fire trying to capture it? Not that we're not used to burning thanks to the soldiers of Wu, and by that I do not intend to add salt to the wounds, however I do think we need a better strategy, perhaps we should speak to the dragon, I mean the sleeping one, to come up with a plan.

Sincerely Guan Ping


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Dear Guan Ping, I don't know how in the hell I am writing this to you since I'm hammered as hell right now. Guo Jia introduced to his bottle of...whatever that was... and I can't stop drinking it. Wow... I feel dizzy all of sudden...
-there is a space of about ten lines, scribbles drawn all over the place- But now as to why I sent this letter to you. I was going to tell your father this, but then I remembered he had kids, so give your father this message... next time he challenges me to a duel, I'm gonna kick his ass. Hard. Then I'll shave his beard... for making fun of mine.

~Your father's enemy for all time, Xiahou Dun

P.S. How the hell did Guan Yu have kids, anyway? I didn't think he was married... did he spit you out as eggs?
-the note has a blinding smell of alcohol-

Dear Xiahou Dun,

Without disrespect it is clear that the wine has gotten to your head. My father is the god of war, lord of the magnificent beard. You speak of a beard I read, it is merely a hair or two that have sprouted out your chin, you are envious of my father as you look like a vegetable, more specifically an onion. A very foul smelling one, I almost passed out reading your pungent letter. As for your curiosity on how we came to being, have you not been educated in how children are made, I do not explicitly like to explain it to you but I can advise you to ask your cousin lord Cao Cao.

~The almost passed out son of Guan Yu


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Dear Guan ping,
I enjoy watching you 're pretty good,but surely nothing compared to my brother and I! I challenge you dare challenge me? The winner gets iron a ox and the scroll of fighting me know before I grow impatient!

Signed someone you may know but haven't noticed.

Dear someone I may know but haven't noticed,

It would be very beneficial for you to point out who you are, as it isn't exactly possible to duel your impatient self without knowing, I do not care for the prizes but I am willing to duel if it is going to aid me in becoming better and helping my lord fulfil his quest of benevolence.

Signed, the confused Guan Ping


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