"She wears her pink panties to sleep,

her family sees her and she squeaks,

who is this idiotic loon we see,

well none other that Rose Weasley," Malfoy sang next to me as we worked, yes, he had just made up a song for the whole short shorts and bra situation, and yes, he was singing it right next to me, at work, how very unprofessional of him.

"Malfoy," I warned, with my oh-so-scary voice I used, which so happened to not work.

"She wears her pink panties to sleep,

her family sees her and she squeaks,

who is this idiotic loon we see,

well none other that Rose Weasley," he sang all over again, might I add that his voice sucks, yeah like him, get it? Cause he sucks? No? Well Bob, that is because you are stupid and you suck, hah, unlike me, I'm awesome.

I turned to look at my mum, who sat in her desk doing her work without even noticing Malfoy's new favorite song of the week, or maybe she did because she was smiling awfully too much and her lips were pursed meaning she was either angry, which by her smile I concluded wasn't the case, or she was trying to hide a laugh, bingo, thanks mum.

My cheeks burned in embarrassment and I looked away from both of them, I hated that stupid Malfoy git always trying to annoy me. Suddenly my mum spoke up, finally, she decides to defend me from this complete loon sitting next to me,

"I see you are wearing the socks Hugo gave you," or not, wait, mum! What is wrong with her? Malfoy and her burst out laughing, she is supposed to be all cool and protective not point out that I am wearing the stupid, yet comfortable, socks that Hugo gave me, because they are actually quite nice alright? So some might say that I brought this on myself but, one they are nice a silky feeling socks that are really comfortable, and two I thought my mum would defend me because, hello, that's what mums are supposed to do, but I guess my mums of that list.

They kept on laughing and even exchanged a high-five, what is this fuckery? Since when do my mum and this freak exchange high-fives? What is the world coming to, so I snapped much like I do whenever I'm mad, which I was.

"I QUIT!" I screamed into the air standing up, starting to leave the office, they both stopped laughing, thought so.

"Rose," my mum said calmly, so now you decide to act like your usual self, "it was only a joke, honey,"

"Yeah Rose, it was only a joke," Malfoy said smiling widely, he was clearly enjoying all this, douche.

"I still quit," I continued starting to make my way outside, when my mum stood up,

"Rose, if you leave this won't be in your curriculum," I can't believe she is saying this right now, do I really fucking care if this stupid job isn't on my curriculum, not likely,

"You know what mum, I don't want this stupid job on my stupid curriculum, so bye" I said giving a gentle wave making my way outside of the Ministry, funny, my old me would've probably slapped me in the face told me to go back right in that moment and say sorry and continue my job as if nothing had happened, but it was my vacation after all and to be stuck in that intoxicating office with my crazy mum and the idiotic git of Malfoy, I'd rather be outside, so fuck it!

Just as I was making my amazing little mental speech I felt a strong grasp on my arm and my automatic instinct was that it was a raper so I turned and punched the mysterious person in the stomach and started running off when I suddenly realized,

"James!" I said turning around again my eyes wife both my hands on my mouth out of surprising, I'm such a bloody idiot,

"Bloody fucking shit bollocks from hell!" James exclaimed dramatically falling on the floor, he was a bit known for his amazing swearing skills, they surprised me each time,

"Are you alright?" I asked quietly putting my hand on where I had hit him, he groaned loudly his eyes closed, I didn't buy his act, "James Sirius Potter get the hell up or you'll earn another punch, in a worst place," hell yes, I am totally dominating this scary talk shit.

"Woah," he said opening his eyes, hah, "since when is my little cousin so bad ass?" he asked, I gave a laugh,

"Since now," I decided, those two words that would change my whole life forever, every new choice I would make, the path I would take, the things I would do, my life, it was about to change forever, but not yet, so calm yourself, Bob.

"I like this new Rose," he said getting up as if nothing had happened, of course,

"Why are you here anyway?" I asked getting suspicious, I mean sure I loved my cousin and saving his ass in Hogwarts about every day, but we didn't see each other much unless their family visited ours or we went to theirs,

"Can't one cousin visit another?" he asked innocently putting his arm around my shoulder, I slanted my eyes, "geez alright, your mum called, I'm actually getting the hang of this 'cell phone' thing, and she told me to take you out, and 'relax-ate yourself' as she puts it," of course mum was up to this,

"Well, I am grateful and all," I said taking his arm of my shoulder slowly, "but I don't need your help to calm myself down, in fact I already am, happy as a smiley face," I said grinning and putting two thumbs up, okay happy as a smiley face, really? Worst metaphor ever.

"Happy as a smiley face Rose, really?" woah, cousin telepathy much? "Anyway where do you think I'll take you an ice-cream parlor or something, I'm almost eighteen you're seventeen we're going to a club, well first I need to take you shopping to get some semi-slutty clothes and then we are going to the club," he said smiling once again inserting his arm around me, did he just say a club, what?

"Are you insane?"

"That's what they say," he said starting to walk, and I did notice that the sky was dark, I thought it was day still, time passed fast in that den where my mum worked, "so what do you say Rosie?" he asked,

"I don't have much of a choice do I?" I responded in a question, "wait, what about our parents?"

"Do you think I'm stupid, Mum and Dad are out for the night a 'romantic getaway' they're back tomorrow night, and I asked your mum if you could stay with us tonight so you could relax-ate," okay so maybe my cousin isn't as stupid as I make him out to be. I didn't really think about my response,

"What the hell," I said shrugging letting him lead the way.


"I look," I said looking at myself in the mirror, "I look like a slut," I responded glancing at my reflection, I did though, I had on a black skinny short skirt that clung to my sides with a shimmery short strapless top that only covered my boobs, so my stomach was half showing,

"You look hot," James concluded scanning me through, "for nerdy Rose Weasley you look very hot," he nodded, this is weird. "One thing though," he said leaning into the compartment where I was changing he slid of the rubber band I was wearing that tied my hair letting my hair loose, "now you look even hotter, you are officially a slut!" he exclaimed happily, I coughed,

"Excuse me?" I said raising an eyebrow,

"You are officially slut-looking," he corrected himself, I looked at the mirror not really believing what I was seeing, I did look kind of pretty, I mean I had never worn things like this before and wasn't planning on it, but I just wanted to take a breath of fresh air and have fun for one night, and my hair looked nice down, I should wear it like this more often,

"You should wear your hair down more often, all the guys in Hogwarts would chase after you, not that they already don't but you look less scary and less i-hate-boys with your hair down," he said, did he just say boys chased over me?

"Did you just say boys chase after me?" I repeated my thoughts at him,

"You're so clueless," he said laughing his blue eyes bouncing in delight, "now let's go!" he said pulling me off the store but before he could I stopped him,

"James, we have to pay," I said,

"I didn't bring galleons," he said shyly,

"Neither did I," I responded, well shit, we are screwed now, well not that I wanted to buy these clothes, okay I sort of do alright? They make me feel good-looking and girls need to feel good-looking once in a while.

"Then we are screwed," I said,

"Not if we don't get caught," he said and suddenly he grasped my arm and started running of the store a lot of beeping sounds turning off as we ran farther and farther away until we reached a corner and hid in it,

"Are you bleeding mad?" I asked, out of breath, it isn't very easy to run with high heels, and a tight short skirt.

"Most likely, but it worked didn't it," he said smiling,

"I guess it did," I said ripping of the price tag of my clothes, I feel like a rebel, is it bad that I kind of like it?


I was dancing in the middle of the club going bollocks, guys were smothering against me, and I was smothering against them I didn't really care, I didn't really care about them there, or anything for that matter. So I had kind of had a few drinks, and by kind of I mean like twenty, but twenty is nothing, nothing really, I'm completely normal, completely normal smothering against older looking guys who look like they kind of want to kiss me and do something else, but it's all completely normal, y'know.

"Here we go," I sang along with the song jumping up and down along with the rest of the club,

"Come with me," the three blokes next to me sang,

"There's a world out there that we should see," I screamed along,

"Take my hand," an attractive bloke next to me sang taking my hand, I shook it off immediately, I mean I'm drunk but, but what? I grabbed the blokes hand again,

"Close your eyes," I sang closing my eyes,

"With you right here, Imma rocketeer, so let's fly!" The whole room sang loudly jumping to the beat of the song, have I mentioned I like this song, it's pretty and it makes me fly, y'know cause it says let's fly, haha, let's fly.

"Up, up, he-" I was cut of by the bloke full on kissing me in the middle of the club, oh cool a bloke kissing me, I'll kiss back just for the hell of it, ew his tongue, meh, who cares, meep, he's grabbing my ass,

"Dude," James said pushing the attractive bloke next to me off me, grasping my wrist, woah why is James so angry geez, I giggled, it's just a bloke, kissing, and my ass, no biggie, not at all, where is James taking me, why are we in this weird tube thing, oh no we're appa- what is it again, I feel sick, oh right! It's called apparating, oh no I'm going to barf.

So I barfed on James' shoes right in the moment we arrived at the Potter house through apparation, I giggled loudly, while he looked grossed out and screamed,

"Al, get down here!" he screamed, ow my ears hurt,

"Stop screaming James," I said falling on top of him giggling once again, "I want to dance," I said grabbing James' arms and throwing them in the air jumping around, okay I don't want to dance anymore I'm tired, I fell on the floor next to my vomit, I giggled, "It's green!" I exclaimed, touching it.

"What the-" I heard another voice, "what did you do to her?" It's Al! I love Al.

"Al! I love you!" I exclaimed, "come down here, it's green," I said touching it again, hehe it's green.

"Just please help me get her to the bed," James said desperately, is he alright?

"Are you alright James?" maybe he was sad because his secret girlfriend who was actually dating Albus didn't want to break up with Albus or him, "are you sad because Heather doesn't want to break up with you or Albus because she loves you both, but just wants to keep a secret affair with you and the one with Albus not a secret?" they suddenly both became very still,

"What?" Albus snarled angrily at James,

"What's wrong Al?" I asked worried, "I don't want you to be sad," my eyes started closing, I'm tired, "I'm tired," I exclaimed, but they both ignored me as Al threw a punch at James' face, I'm tired, "I'm tired," I said again, both fighting too much to notice. Hmph, maybe I should sing myself to sleep, yep, sounds good.

She wears her pink panties to sleep,

her family sees her and she squeaks,

who is this idiotic loon we see,

well none other that Rose Weasley.

I like this song, I like sleep, I thought as I fell asleep on the entrance floor of the Potter house.


I liked this chapter, haha, anyway thanks for all the reviews guys! Glad you think it's funny, review?